@blix: Like when Freud listened to me wail and weep with despondency about the meaninglessness of existence for a full hour and advised me to "look on the bright side!"
@scroll_lock: This puts me in mind of the time I rode a tandem bicycle with Deepak Chopra, whose recitations of "It's not the destination, it's the journey" remained strangely serene in response to my hysterical outbursts of "BUT YOU'RE NOT PEDALING!"
@Stacy Davis: Is it not possible that a woman in power can be an abusive whore, just like a man in power can be a tyrannical dick? Just because she's a woman in power, our only option is to celebrate her?
@Stacy Davis: You really don't know much about the media trades, do you?
Here, being 'a cunt faced bitch' is, alternately, a term of endearment or one of respect. In either case, it's a basic professional qualification, so trust me, the slagging started way before she got herself, um, on top.
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Nothing was worse than dreaming about Emma Watson only to wake up eyeball to eyeball with Chris Hansen saying "hey buddy, have a seat."
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Totally worked when Kanye ripped off Justice, and I guess he's the master of self promotion.
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Great job gawker.
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Nice comment, you forgot one thing though:
"/JEZEBEL'D"
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and you forgot one
"/chauvinist asshole"
;)
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Here, being 'a cunt faced bitch' is, alternately, a term of endearment or one of respect. In either case, it's a basic professional qualification, so trust me, the slagging started way before she got herself, um, on top.