It spent much of the day watching TV, checking out CNN before flipping to Rachel Maddow, a new favorite. To a Twitter egg like @mariavt, it probably seemed like a normal Wednesday, but on that Wednesday, an egg dreamed the future.
So, if you wake up early tomorrow morning and the moon looks, like, enormous? And is blood red? Don't worry! It's not because the elder gods have returned to exact their brutal form of justice upon humankind.
What's Star Wars creator/destroyer George Lucas wrong about these days? According to Seth Rogen, who met with Lucas recently: "Lucas [talked] for... 25 minutes about how he thinks the world is gonna end in the year 2012, like, for real."
When you all are watching Glenn Beck's show everyday in the future, listen for a seemingly innocuous phrase: "The Constitution is hanging by a thread." Because Beck might be invoking a centuries-old prophecy about Mormons saving America from itself.
Remember when we said the Shit My Dad Says pilot lived up to its name? CBS agrees. After recasting the lead and reshooting scenes, they're comparing it to Big Bang Theory, which also required an overhaul between pilot and premiere.
Is this woman having an orgasm, or simply on The Hills? That is the question of the day on the Details (a gentleman-on-gentleman's monthly) and GQ (same, basically) website. They've taken a smattering of extreme facial expression close ups from the sun-soaked MTV reality "smash" (sometimes that's what the Brits call a…
