You are probably familiar with Prophet and internet gadfly King Nazir Muhammad for his advocacy of the controversial position that all women should become lesbians. Today we have more King Nazir Muhammad news to report—news that I think you'll want to hear.

Bay Area radio evangelist Harold Camping, who proclaimed that the world was ending on May 21 and was "flabbergasted" when it did not, though invisibly it did, was hospitalized on Thursday night after suffering from a stroke.

"Scientists" say that recent mass bird deaths aren't out of the ordinary. "Respected prophet" Cindy Jacobs says repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell caused the bird deaths. Who do you believe? Before you answer, look at Cindy's outfit. [via]