If the arresting officer was one of the "good-looking, blonde, kind of Marine guys" who she thought actually wanted to get to sexin' her, she's merely guilty of Failure To Check A Mirror: A Class D Misdemeanor #worldseries
Hey, I think it's totally possible that by "I'm the creative type" she meant that she'd crochet you a snuggie or something. Also, I once offered to sell my soul for a better deal on Tom Waits tickets after they'd sold out. I didn't get any offers. #worldseries
@scroll_lock: You know, I was going to reply that no one ever looks good in a mug shot, but then I saw this . . . [www.cbsnews.com]
So, uh, yeah . . . nevermind . . . #worldseries
The ad doesn't qualify as solicitation for sex, ""I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!" is completely ambiguous. It could be an attempt at humor. And even if it were, the cops ought not to be going around busting private citizens for mixing business and pleasure. #worldseries
@TroisFilles: By Philly standards, this is what "gorgeous, tall, buxom" looks like. If she has all her original teeth she could probably clean up in the Miss Cheesesteak Grinder swimsuit competition. #worldseries
"In my day, sonny, if a 'gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde' batted her eyes at a cop, he'd slap the cuffs on her, all right, but just for fun, if you know what I mean..." #worldseries
Best thing ever written about those damned subprime swindlers: "After a lot of unsuspecting investors were lured by the poor into putting their hard-earned money into credit defaults swaps and tricked into giving deadbeats subprime mortgages, which ruined our entire economy, haven't poor people done enough harm to this country?"
I'd love to claim the above as my own, but it's from a Jon Swift blog entitled "We Have to Stop Making Poverty so Enticing." Does anyone know why he hasn't posted anything to his blog in such a long time? He's truly a genius. My other favorite blog was "sweetjesusihatebilloreilly (an international organization of hope)", they also seemed to have stopped writing. Damn writers, I hate when they stop entertaining me for free. #trendwatch
In many states (now including California), it's illegal for loan mod agents to collect an up-front fee. There may have been far less violent and complicated ways for them to get their money back. Oops!
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[www.cbsnews.com]
So, uh, yeah . . . nevermind . . . #worldseries
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I offended some Western Michigander's delicate sensibilities. It's ok though, he's hilarious. #worldseries
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Do you think a willingness to "talk about sexy stuff" will get me my star back? #worldseries
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I'd love to claim the above as my own, but it's from a Jon Swift blog entitled "We Have to Stop Making Poverty so Enticing." Does anyone know why he hasn't posted anything to his blog in such a long time? He's truly a genius. My other favorite blog was "sweetjesusihatebilloreilly (an international organization of hope)", they also seemed to have stopped writing. Damn writers, I hate when they stop entertaining me for free. #trendwatch
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All THREE, I think. #trendwatch