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more about #2012 more comments → bluebears: I had not heard that Romney story and it actually really upset me, thinking about that poor dog. What a fucking asshole. more » FitnessMadeSimple: I'm hoping Romney is the nominee in 2012. Jindal after that. The rest of them...never...ever. more » Jes St.Lawrence: Jindal is also an amateur exorcist. "Strangely, I found myself repeating the Hail Mary until it became a chant. Being a recent convert to Catholicism... more » AzureTexan: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Shits more » eatsshootsleaves: What's really going to hurt Mitt Romney is how similar his health care reform in Massachusetts is to Obama's. I still think he's going to be the nomi... more » BadUncle: Who among us can honestly say we haven't tied a friend to the roof of a car before heading out onto the interstate? Granted, they're more compliant i... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Mike Huckabee's next saccharine tome: Willie Horton Hears a Who (Will Not Be President) more » i'm a bottle: Ach. How fleet-footed do you really have to be to outrun Ron Paul? more » Lysergic Asset: Not true, but very funny: U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs [www.theonion.com] more » Magister: Dobbs disavowed rumors that he might run to '08. It may have been in response to rumors his hack started or callers to his radio show, but it's obviou... more » Mediahohoho: This will be an important milestone in the orange rights movement. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: "festival of white rage" would be a great name for a white supremacist band more » hilikusopus: Dobbs/Buchanan--2012, on the America First ticket. Can you feel the white rage? more » msquared: If Lou Dobbs becomes a successful presidential candidate, I suppose we should all apologize to the Mayans for not taking them seriously. more » Mediahohoho: Neoconservatism has intellectual undercurrents? Could have fooled me. more » -
#2012
The GOP-ers Who Have Written Their Own Attack Ads
The punditocracy say that Mike Huckabee's clemency towards a prisoner who went on to shoot four police officers has given his potential 2012 opponents a gift. But he's not the only GOP hopeful who's written his own attack ads. More » -
#careeradvancement
The 2012 Republican Primary Is the Jobs for Journalists Program America Has Been Demanding
Things are not all death and decay in journalism. Now that Lou Dobbs said he's considering running for president in 2012, covering the GOP primary could be the easiest path to fame and riches left for a reporter. More » -
#demurrals
Why Won't Rudy Run for Governor? [Updated: Because He's Running For Senate]
According to the New York Times' Danny Hakim, Rudolph Giuliani has decided not to run for governor of New York next year, despite publicly flirting with the idea for months. Is a shoe somewhere about to drop? More » -
#metaphors
2012's Triumph Tests the Mettle of America's Headline Writers
When an apocalypse-themed movie rakes in truckloads of money, no copy editor on Earth, looking to top to a weekend tallies story, could withstand the temptation of the epic cataclysm metaphor waiting for them tied up with a box . More » -
#traderoundup
New Moon's Obliteration of All Media Begins Today
We hope 2012 is enjoying its 15 minutes. Sure the movie had a humongous weekend at the box office, but even a Mayan-prophesied can not withstand an assault by a certain group of of teenage vampires. More » -
#disasters
2012 and Precious Box-Office Takes Prove Worlds' Sadomasochism Fetish Profitable
Roland Emmerich's "Apocalypse BUKKAKE" masterpiece, 2012, opened at the box office on Friday! For a movie where everyone already knows the ending—the world, it ends—it did really, really well. So did the sad movie about the sad girl. More » -
#defamermovieguide
2012 to Destroy the World While Mr. Fox Tries to Save It.
Buyer beware this weekend at the box office. There's a little something targeted for everybody out there, but every film comes with some major red flags. More » -
#traderoundup
AMC: It's Not TV, It's Rich People's TV
It has been noted that all political careers end in failure. So too must all show biz careers end in bombs. A shame AMC can't just quit while they're ahead, but then, that wouldn't be show biz. More » -
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#2012
Mike Huckabee: I Was the Fat, Unattractive Sarah Palin That No One Liked
In 2008, a charismatic right-wing populist Republican governor won the heart of the party's base despite being forced to take a backseat to a more respectable "moderate" Republican. He was Mike Huckabee, and he is sad, and mad. More » -
#winners
What Yesterday's Elections Actually Mean For Barack Obama
We told you about Mike, and about The Gays, but there were a couple other elections that news people are talking about today. These were, obviously, early referenda on Barack Obama, and he lost. More » -
#campaigns
Newt Gingrich Still Running For President
A grown man who is currently reenacting the Battle of Trenton on Twitter thinks he could be president in 2012. More » -
#politics
Hillary Not Running For President, Unless You're Asking Tina Brown
Gosh, will Hillary run for president again or what? Anyone know? Has anyone asked her? She really wanted to be president, didn't she? Someone should probably ask her if she still wants to be president. Oh, Ann Curry? More » -
#2012
Sarah Palin Was Either "Articulate" and "Compelling" or "Humourless" and "Bush-like"
Sarah Palin gave a speech in Hong Kong. Despite what you may read in "news" "articles," the content of the speech was unimportant. No one thinks she knows anything about economics or China. What matters is how it played! More » -
#2012
Gay Marriage Activists Will Repeal Prop 8 Just In Time For Mayan Apocalypse
Are you a gay Californian looking to get married? You could do it right now! To someone of the opposite sex. But if you want to get gay married, you will have to wait until activists get their shit together. More » -
#racism
Senator Macaca to Rehabilitate Himself with the Whitest Book Ever
George Allen, the Republican senator from Virginia who thought he could be president before hurling French racial epithets at dark-skinned people and attempting to hide his shameful Jewish ancestry, is writing a book called The Triumph of Character. More » -
#politics
Jenny Sanford, Heroine
We can all agree that Jenny Sanford is awesome, right? She is relentlessly honest in her public statements and interviews. And now everyone on Earth wants her to ruin her life by running for office? More » -
#2012
The Sean Hannity-Sarah Palin Interview: Just the Questions
Alaska Dictator Sarah Palin may or may not attend a congressional fundraising dinner in DC tonight (she is upset that she won't be allowed to speak), but she will def be seen chatting with Hannity on Fox this evening. More » -
#2012
Gingrich Replaces Palin At Fancy GOP Fundraiser
You guys are all psyched for the 2012 elections, right? Let's check in with the prospective candidates: the unlikable has-been adulterer and the idiot pathological liar from up north. More » -
#politics
Your GOP Comeback: Kenneth the Governor and the Rest of the Saddest States Brigade
Awesome: the urban-suburban/hip-hop-based GOP comeback has a website! It's called "The GOP Comeback" and it has a YouTube with noted hip-hop superstars Haley Borbour, Bobby Jindal, and Mark Sanford. More »
