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more about #5wpr more comments → spinmaster: Survey says... 4 of the 8 seniors managers listed on the site fled over six months ago along with 80% of the staff and accounts. but hey, when you rep... more » depardoo: Ronn should go fuk [sic] himself. more » BadUncle: Narcissistic personality disorder has a face. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: Kind of reminds me of when deposed monarchs try to smuggle their wives out of the country by pretending to be gypsies or whatever. more » BadUncle: How does one become a Superflack (tm), when one is so completely inept? more » FormerEnglishMajor: I'm voting hiring people without the proper working papers. With a side order of not ponying up payroll taxes. more » lobstr: I thought the Labor Department only does raids on sweatshops and OSHA violators. Was 5WPR putting little Bangladesh kids to slave labor work crankin... more » spinmaster: its amazing... he has no more staff left, and its down to promoting right wing radicals, strip clubs, illegal gaming sites, has been porn stars and po... more » StonedAndDethroned: So The Jerusalem Post is sorta like The New York Post? more » Aidan_: It's true that many people in the business world today make public statements that bear little resemblance to reality. In the business world "today"? ... more » WretchedGnu: 1000 Arabs dead for every Israeli? Your wish was granted long ago, mate. more » Mediahohoho: I'm pretty sure 1,000:1 is the ratio the IDF is working with, too. more » kathotdog: Potato / Potah-toh Ponzi / Pyramid Pastor / Pimp That red line is very very fine. more » Say that is cool: Stuffed and sitting on a throne of skulls. Just like we did when I was a warlord in Myanmar. more » depardoo: Why, oh why, couldn't it have been Ronn [sic]?! more » -
#flackery
Ronn [sic] Torossian, Honest Man
Ronn [sic] Torossian, PR man of unparalleled moral authority and paragon of ethical communications, has had enough of the lying. Btw, guess how many members of Ronn's listed "management" team are actually long gone from his firm? More than one. -
#5wpr
Ronn [sic] Torossian's Rowdy Labor Department Run-In (Updated)
This morning we heard that 5WPR, flackery-mongering home of incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian, had a run-in with the Labor department yesterday. We have details from insiders. They are more ridiculous than you may have anticipated. Craziness, ahoy! [UPDATED below]. More » -
#rumormonger
Labor Troubles at 5WPR?
We're hearing from several sources that 5WPR, the PR firm of our friend Ronn [sic] Torossian, was raided by the Labor Department yesterday. Anyone who was there at the time care to share details? Email us. We'll keep you anonymous. -
#flackery
Moral Arbiter Ronn [sic] Torossian's Enemies List: Murderers, Obama
Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian thinks Israel should kill "a thousand Arabs for every one Jew they kill," which may be why he would never have a terrorist, or Barack Obama (related???) as a client. More » -
#flackery
Sue 'Em And Woo 'Em
Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian's 5WPR threatens to sue alt-weekly for its cover story on 5W client Cinergy Health; soon afterwards, emails same alt-weekly a press release offering Cinergy's CEO for interviews. Sounds about right. [Houston Press] -
#ronntorossian
Ambulance-Chasing, PR Version
Never let it be said that Ronn [sic] Torossian was not among the very first shameless D-grade flacks to post a Youtube video opining on the future of Michael Jackson's "brand" before the man's body was even cold. -
#publicrelations
Gays: Here's How to Avoid Pregnancy
Here is an actual press release sent yesterday to the editor of GayListDaily.com. That's GayListDaily.com. How stupid can you anticipate the following press release to be? It was sent by 5WPR, America's most inept organization of any sort. Behold: More » -
#5wpr
Any Client Is a Good Client
Hello, what is Ronn [sic] Torossian's wacky PR firm, 5WPR, doing now? They're flacking for a pyramid scheme, reportedly! That's just nice. As Ronn says, "Times such as these are no time for ego." More » -
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#pressreleases
That Nice, Smoky Lewinsky Flavor
Your Press Release of the Day adeptly communicates the fact that fine cigars are all about taste. The taste of Monica Lewinsky's pussy, yea! More » -
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A Sexy Story About 5WPR
Ha, here is a funny little story about America's most comical PR agency, Ronn [sic] Torossian-led 5WPR. This story comes from a former 5W Vice President! It's about sex: More » -
#flackery
Your Comical Ronn [sic] Torossian News Dump
Grandly coiffed activist Al Sharpton spoke today at the offices of 5WPR, the agency led by that other noted civil rights activist, Ronn [sic] Torossian. Ronn's keeping busy, but we hear his firm has issues... More » -
#ronntorossian
Douchebag Flack Files $20 Mil Douche Suit!
Hahaha: Incompetent, litigious superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian is suing a rival for $20 million for calling him a douchebag, on the internet! Hahahaha! This is my favorite story of the holiday season: More »
