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more about #actors more comments → iplaudius: Dial #mymymybutt — that’s pound my my my butt. #infomercials more » Spirit Fingers: Exactly. How does one explain not having some of this in their pockets? So what? Your ass is just out all day, without spray, coming in close contact... more » Awesome X: "I added the +my my my butt" as an after thought. That's what we're really paid to do...." He should be a magazine editor. #infomercials more » TheSometimesWhy: Reading this post brings to mind the classic Patsy Cline song "Don't It Make My Brown-Eye Blue." #infomercials more » AzureTexan: "I was handing the guy a tool and positioned myself so that I would have to cross his hind-quarters..." Six weeks after ordering, I received somethin... more » Mike Byhoff: (the green stuff was added in post...of course.) So green fumes don't come out of people's butts? I don't know what to believe anymore. #infomercials more » Fry_Bread_Power: I suggest you get out of Land O'Lakes, FL, Lanny. The only people making money there are comely Indian maidens selling butter. #infomercials more » depardoo: I'm now using Aspray, Sphincterine and Fresh Balls. Got it all covered. #infomercials more » ampersandparade: This has nothing to do with him or his damn heroics (damn all you heroes to hell), but I am confused about Mischa Barton's legs in this photograph. I... more » irishflyesq: She has the worst legs ever. more » homoviper: Is it bad that 'Subway Hero' made me think of Liz Lemon's sometimes boyfriend Dennis Duffy on 30 Rock before it made me think of Chad Lindsey? more » TabithaIapetus: Is there nothing this guy-whom-I-have-never-heard-of can't do?! more » SaraRueful: I purposefully do not do yoga EVERY DAY. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: "I tried to do everything to be beaten and rundown, a sense of feeling that pain. I purposefully did not do yoga or go to the dog park or hang out in ... more » rabbitangstrom: That describes me completely, as long as you replace the word yoga with drinking. more » -
#correspondence
Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
Have you been wondering what "Lanny F." has been up to since he starred in the infomercial for the butt-odor-removing product Aspray? Fortunately for you, he has emailed us. More » -
#updates
Subway Hero Has Acting Job!
Speaking of life-threatening subway events, hey, what is smoldering subway hero Chad Lindsey, actor and selfless savior of unconscious people on subway tracks, up to these days? Oh he is just acting, with Mischa Barton. Check it out. More » -
#yogis
Josh Lucas Will Not Shut Up About Yoga
Josh Lucas—romcom star, nightlife regular, Matthew McConaughey admirer—seems like a nice guy, right? Well. As long as he's doing his yoga. When Josh Lucas stops doing his yoga...well, you wouldn't like Josh Lucas then. More » -
#thisguy
Arthur Kade is Just F-ing With Us Now
Arthur Kade, the world's greatest man/thespian, is in New York to work as a "featured extra" in some flick. To enhance "The Journey," Kade took the bus in from Philly, slumming in the back "like a modern day Rosa Parks." More » -
#biopics
Madoff Movie To Be Just as Good as Madoff's Business
Here's the poster for the sure-to-be-classic upcoming low-budget Bernie Madoff biopic, dynamically titled "Made Off With America." Yes, they did use the bald eagle/flag clip art, thank you. The auditions are also dynamic! More » -
#bigbabies
How Dare You Call Billy Bob Thornton An Actor!
Actors who try to be in bands are often the biggest assholes of all actors. Billy Bob Thornton is no exception. He recently bitched at a Canadian radio DJ for calling him... an actor. More » -
#beautifuldestruction
James Franco Trashes a Room
Here is a clip of your beautiful boyfriend, James Franco, wildly trashing a bedroom. This is allegedly for McSweeney's Wholphin DVD, but it's probably just hidden camera of James Franco being a total psycho. More » -
#chadlindsey
You Have Hurt The Smoldering Subway Hero's Feelings
Hey, it's the subway hero—he's talking! Chad Lindsey, the smoldering actor who saved a man from the subway tracks in what may be his best career move ever, reveals: his soul is golden.
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#herogram
Smoldering Actor Is NYC's New Subway Hero
NYC has a new subway hero—this time, an attractive young male actor. Let the starmaking machine commence! Chad Lindsey selflessly rescued a fellow rider; now we must all rescue him from Off-Broadway anonymity. More » -
#hopefullytrue
Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
Cold-eyed Hipsterwood blowjob recipient and woman-threatener Vincent Gallo is going to be appearing in some ads for H&M! A perfect fit, in Bizarro World. And, under "Too Good To Check": he calls bloggers GAY: More » -
#stalkerdeluxe
The Dickensian Aspect
Who sat next to me in celebrity hotspot Cafe Grumpy today? Clark Johnson, a.k.a. heroic city editor Gus Haynes from The Wire! Of course he is a big fan* of Gawker: More »
