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more about #adnanghalib more comments → forwardmotion: At this point I would take being adopted by Madonna or Giselle. Neither gig seems too bad. Both of them would involve my own swimming pool and pony. more » City_Dater: Richard, Britney had just better snap you up to write her biography in ten years. She needs you! more » AuntPenny: Okay, Giselle said WHAT?! more » Calraigh: I just want you to know Richard, that if you ever decide to collect up all your recaps and your roundups and the general contents of your brain and pu... more » Cheap Shot: Wow, this was one of the most amazing gossip round up posts. Bravo! more » Lizawithazee: This boy sure can turn a phrase or ten. more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): She wanted him to shake his box of chocolates? I don't blame him for not doing it--it IS kind of allegorical. After all, Life is like a box of chocola... more » SarahHeartburn: Madonna as a calcium deposit. You have a fine future in front of you, young man. more » dado: Catacombs, nursery bones, winter women growing stones, carrying babies to the river, the cat playing nintendo, the monk bought lunch. more » FormerEnglishMajor: "raining hats and matchsticks" warmed my heart. more » pureblarney: Save the Children, a charitable organization whose mission is unclear... I beg to differ. Save the Children is one of the leading philanthropic organi... more » scroll_lock: Pop Lusitania. Richard, you are the best ever. more » DaeSu: Great post, Richard, although I can't decide if your considerable venom is directed at the celebrities you're writing about or the fact that you have ... more » EleanorRigby: My roommate just left for the Mayercraft 2 this morning. Help us all. more » Red letter: Follow John Mayer's tweets. You'll get the idea. Apparently Jen did. more » -
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No Celebrity Should Ever Have a Baby, Ever Again
Mickey Rourke dates strange ladies, Frankie Delgado is a jerk, and so much celebrity-baby news that you might just never want to have a baby yourself, thus ending the human race. And on a Monday! More » -
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End of Wentz-Simpson Fairytale Challenges National Spirit
People are planning for Liz Taylor's death, if only because of they were caught so thoroughly unawares by Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's reported marriage problems and Nadya Suleman being called a horrid mom. More » -
