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more about #ads more comments → Mike Byhoff: This is an outrage. How can a fucking Princess not be provided with medical care?! more » lacieca01: [codswallop]! more » lacieca01: [poppycock]! more » lacieca01: [balderdash]! more » TheHonJudgeSmails: Similarly, a lot of media allow Budweiser to trumpet itself as the "King of Beers". more » MissVero: A friend from Paris sent this the day of the funeral. Apparently MJ "fashion" will be all the rage this fall more » The One: Some guy was selling them for less than that on the subway a few days after Jackson died. Maybe this guy bought a bunch of them from the subway guy a... more » Steverino Begins: Ha. The funny thing is that by constantly posing in all that royal garb and displaying statues of himself and whatnot (while he was alive), he ensured... more » jasonelias: Wow, a picture from Thriller, I haven't seen that in years. What a rarity. I do like the one with the "regal attire" and his 1984 face. I want all fou... more » Nice Beaver: I just can't trust Telebrands. My JonBenét Ramsey Headstone Mints have almost disintegrated and haven't appreciated worth shit. At this point, I mi... more » CrossWord: They were hawking these babies in Prague less than a week after MJ died. I don't know what the smaller dolls were. The other Jacksons? Children? His n... more » Spirit Fingers: Can I hang it above my Obama gold-plated socialist Muslim medallion? You know you get a complimentary birth certificate with every proof of purchase. ... more » Hydroceph: What about his prosthetic nose? The coroner says it's missing. How long before it's on e-Bay? more » Dickdogfood: with Michael wearing a white suit as pure as his heart Endless layers of racial fuckedupedness here. more » Deric: Michael's white suit: As pure as his heart, but not as white as his skin. So easy, it's lame. more » -
#feuds
The New York Post Is Perfectly Willing to Spread CNN's 'Bullshit,' For a Modest Fee
When CNN launched a new ad claiming (falsely) to be beat MSNBC and Fox News in viewers, Fox's flack retorted that Time Warner CEO "Jeff Bewkes is too smart to buy [CNN president] Jon Klein's bullshit." But Rupert Murdoch isn't. More » -
#capitalizing
The Michael Jackson Memorial Object You Need to Own
Your creepy Michael Jackson shrine is missing something, isn't it? You have that glove he threw "to you" at that concert 20 years ago. You have that lock of greasy hair. So what is it? We know! An "authorized" lithograph! More » -
#politics
RNC Bets That You'll Spend Memorial Day Weekend Worrying Over Gitmo
So the Republicans are going on the offensive against Barack Obama with a lame web ad harking back to an awesome campaign ad a Democratic president made successfully painting his Republican opponent as a dangerous, unhinged warmonger. Yay! More » -
#campaigns
Shocking Anti-Franken Ad Drops Three Months After Election Ended
The Minnesota GOP noticed that, hey, some Obama appointees were having tax problems. And then they remembered that last year, Al Franken had some tax problem, in California! So they made a YouTube. More » -
#bradpitt
Wes Anderson Directs Brad Pitt in Ad for Wacky Japanese Sensibility
Royal Tenenbaums director Wes Anderson doesn't typically work with two-time Sexiest Man Alive winners (keep trying, Schwarzbaum!), so to imagine what the director could do with Brad Pitt doesn't come easily. -
