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more about #advice more comments → BookishLookish: Cute bag, though. more » flossy: Have you ever read Billy Corgan's twitter? [twitter.com] Has he always been this boring and trite? Or did he recently undergo a lobotomy? Based on... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Is Corgan a mutation of Corrigan? Billy Corgan -- Gerry Corrigan Here's Gerry singing a bad song. [baselinescenario.com] Love it when celeb goss... more » hortense: Courtney Love mentioned something about Corgan dating some tabloidy blonde Christian type a month ago during one of her crazy FB rants (which has sinc... more » Dave J.: There's actually a simple explanation to this one, folks. Jessica just heard "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" for the first time, and wanted to ask Billy... more » triplethreat: I'm not sure you can make the case for this being Billy dating below himself. As evidenced by the rest of your post. more » KikiCanuck: This is... almost? more?... almost more upsetting than "Zwan." That's right, Billy. I haven't forgotten. more » FitnessMadeSimple: I hate defending Jessica Simpson, but this is at least as embarrassing for her as it is for him. more » sweetpickles: Despite all his rage, Billy Corgan is still just a mediocre songwriter trapped in an insecure teenager's cage. more » miss_msry: She has gigamillions and can't find a good dermatologist? No wonder they found each other. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Oh shit. She looks like a really stupid version of Katherine Deneuve in this photo. more » City_Dater: A boring, unattractive, irrelevant, aged former pop star hooks up with a pretty woman of minimal talent who is unaccountably popular and frequently ph... more » MyNameIsChris: I don't understand what he means and I could really give a fuck. more » Swifter: I wish Jessica Simpson would just get it over with and start dating Julia Allison. more » DennyCrane: VOM more » -
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Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
The Smashing Pumpkins frontman can now add Jessica Simpson as another notch in his rather unfortunate bedpost. Billy, it's time to stop dating below you and get back to work doing something great. We have suggestions. More » -
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A Guide to Holiday Romance: Guys to Avoid
After John Carney issued his annual holiday list of girls to avoid, blogger and editor Melissa Lafsky offered up her response: a catalog of guys that women must avoid at all costs. This originally appeared on her blog Opinionista. More » -
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A Guide to Holiday Romance: Girls to Avoid
When he's not covering Wall Street for Clusterstock or opining for provacative trend stories, John Carney likes to catalog the kind of ladies guys should not date. Melissa Lafsky has issued a riposte. More » -
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A Simple Plan for Tiger Woods: Play Some Golf
It might appear that Tiger Woods has lots of problems these days, but in fact he only has one problem: He is a boring, boring man who finds himself in a non-boring situation. We know how to solve this.
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Rachel Uchitel, This Is Your Future
Rachel Uchitel is a mess. Her reputation, that is! Her hair's fine. But the Tiger Woods Affair allegations are everywhere. As are other salacious rumors. And pictures. You're not handling it well, Rachel. We're here to help you take control.
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How to Deal With Teens
"A 13-year-old girl won't interact with her long-distance father, and she even called him 'gay' for caring. What's a dad to do?" Point out that she's the gay one, and she looks like a slut. Kids' respect is earned. [WaPo] -
#tabloids
We Must Save The New York Post
After an all-too-brief period as King of the Tabloids, the New York Post's circulation is cratering. Could the "Scurrilous Money-Losing Yellow Tabloid Propped Up By a Rich Foreign Patron" formula be on the wane? Everyone must pitch in to help! More » -
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Brooklyn Writers: Hide
Authors: never get conned by a friendly reporter into doing one of those "Let's Explore This Famous Writers' Work Space" stories. Your cool office is only cool in secret. We mean you, Jonathan Lethem! More » -
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#uproars
Commenters So Mad They Could Just Roofie Advice Columnist
Lucinda Rosenfeld, advice columnist for Slate's woman-focused DoubleX, has accomplished something we haven't, yet: She's pissed off her readers so much they started a petition demanding she be fired. Lucinda's crime: Rape. Oh no, wait. Just unpopular advice.
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#journalismism
CBS News: Just Forget About Letterman
Where was CBS on that whole David Letterman affair scandal, hmmm?? Oh yea: They were airing hours upon hours Letterman's own explanations of it. Which were masterful. Now, CBS News wants to get to the bottom of it. Meh. Don't. More » -
#leadership
Hitler: Great Leader, Not Perfect, Says Forbes Columnist
You know who was a good leader, according to Forbes "Leadership" columnist Sangeeth Varghese? Hitler. Showed a lot of gumption in WW1. And civil improvement? He was big on civil improvement. Of course, he had his drawbacks. More » -
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How To Restore Your Reputation After Battling a Cannibal Hooker
Golden-hued flack Lizzie Grubman made a professional comeback after running people over with her car. ShamWow guy Vince Shlomi was arrested for beating a cannibal hooker. Now he's hired Lizzie Grubman to engineer his comeback. Perfect. Allow us to assist. More » -
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The Only Qualification for Teen Vogue Interns
Teen Vogue is cannily taking advantage of the widespread yearning to work in fashion by publishing a new "Handbook" which says—we're paraphrasing—"You will fail. Fashion sucks." But the NYT digs up one solitary useful piece of advice.
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You Cannot Out-Meta Cary Tennis
Question for insane advice columnist Cary Tennis: "Should I ask you for advice?" Response: "Some days I ask myself if I want to live and the answer is eight pelicans going north in a gray sky." In other words, "No." -
#hellonasties
The Complete McKinsey Survival Guide
We asked, and you answered. After the jump, everything you need to know about how to survive a McKinsey & Co. visit to your company, without getting canned. This one's for you, Conde Nasties.
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Ruth Madoff's Guide to Redemption
Lost in the glee over Bernie Madoff's prison sentence is this: What will become of poor Ruth Madoff? She's stalked by paparazzi; rejected by landlords; and left with a mere $2.5 million. Here, Dear Ruth, is your road to redemption.
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Recent J-School Grad Cries to Cary Tennis
Salon's Cary Tennis is a clinically insane advice columnist. Lately he's been hearing from recent graduates whining about the job market (Remember the Harvard grad who couldn't hold a fast-food gig?) Today it's an ice cream-slingling J-school grad. More » -
#kariferrell
The Hipster Grifter is now fodder for Mom-blog advice columns. Truly, she has arrived.
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#buttbuddies
Notes to a Young Christian Gay Porn Star
John Gechter, the gay porn power bottom from a Christian college, is moving to New York. And now some helpful gay has written him a letter to help ease his transition. It's wonderful! And horrifying. More »
