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more about #alaska more comments → BlinkyMcChuck: Moron Americans finally have their Queen. more » intime: What does she expect when she hid her pregnancy for 8 months? Of course people are going to wonder what was behind that. I personally think she hid ... more » johnny_carsick: And she thinks the problem was that during the campaign we weren't able to see "The Real Sarah"? more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Even a few days later, I'm still shocked that her book tour bus isn't much shorter. more » badasscat: Oh, god, that last part conjured up images of Carrie Prejean's future in my head... more » resipsaloquacious: I have never heard her deny she kidnapped Trig. Raises questions... more » PaisleyPajamas: I just want to give a golf clap to the folks who are advising her. Keep up the good work! She's worthless as a politician, but as a foot-in-the-beak... more » misslinda: Here's what Palin posted on her Facebook page today, apparently nervous that she yammered something she shouldn't have during the interview and trying... more » RandomLunatic: Has anyone just said she's vile, yet? I mean, that's what this comes to, really. The woman is vile and the media vastly overestimates the interest in ... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Where is Trig's birth certificate? Why hasn't she shown us that? What is she hiding? more » Mediahohoho: Yes, by all means, Sarah. Make "the birth certificate" an issue when you run in 2012. In fact, I think you should make it your whole platform. more » TheBusinessGuy: As the Adlai Stevenson character tells the Nixon character in Gore Vidal's The Best Man, "You have no sense of responsibility towards anyone or anythi... more » Karlifornia: Those horizontal stripes make Trig look like a total sow. more » heywhat: I hate this woman. I really do. more » hotpinklovesofa: This woman is incredible. 'There was no substantiated reason for me to get picked on so naturally it's only fair to let Obama get picked on too.' It... more » -
#itcamefromwasilla
Palin Becomes a Birther as Revenge Unto Those Who Doubted Trig
In a radio interview, Palin endorsed those who question Obama's national origin. Her rationale? "That weird conspiracy freak thing that Trig isn't my real son." Those jerks wanted to see Trig's birth certificate—now she must see Obama's.
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#newspapers
Unauthorized Alien Movie Promotion Will Save Newspapers
Struggling Alaskan newspapers have come up with a new revenue source that could well become a model for the whole industry: Being paid restitution by a Hollywood studio that used your paper's name without permission to advertise an alien movie. More » -
#levisjohnstonwatch
Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
UK Guardian reporter Ed Pilkington went to Anchorage to interview the 19 year-old babydaddy of Tripp Palin, Levi Johnston. There's audio, and some fairly interesting insight from Johnston on the Palin family and his Vanity Fair article, which was "retaliation."
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#quitters
Todd Palin's Turn to Quit Job
All of the Palins are such quitters! First Sarah Palin gradually quit making sense over the course of many years, then she quit being governor, and now Todd Palin has quit working the oilfields that gave them blue collar cred. More » -
#callouts
There's Just No Way Sarah Palin's Writing Her Facebook Notes
Just before midnight, a "note" was posted on Sarah Palin's Facebook page titled, "Concerning the 'Death Panels.'" Predictably, the media latched onto it and reported her thoughts. However, there's a problem: there's no way in hell Sarah Palin wrote it. More » -
#northtothefuture
Sarah Palin's Resignation Gets the Local Alt-Weekly Treatment
Sarah Palin honored the Great State of Alaska at her resignation ceremony Sunday by serving tubes of processed meat in soggy buns tomouthbreatherscitizens at a park that used to be called Alaskaland. The Anchorage Press has some scenery. More » -
#poetry
North to the Future
Last night, Conan O'Brien staged a dramatic reading of Sarah Palin's farewell speech/mad triumphant soul-cry as read by William Shatner and accompanied by bongos and stand-up bass. More » -
#scandal
Scientologist's Legal Advice Burns Sarah Palin
An ethics investigator's report leaked to the press says that Sarah Palin has been "securing unwarranted benefits and receiving improper gifts" through the legal defense fund set up for her by John Coale, the Scientologist husband of Greta Van Susteren.
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#oddcouples
Sarah Palin, Washington Post Op-Ed Writer
In what is possibly the most bizarre coupling since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley married, Sarah Palin and the Washington Post have come together as one and given birth to a Sarah Palin Washington Post op-ed piece. Yeah.
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#resignations
Sarah Palin Quit Because She Was Not Very Good At Her Job
Last week, we continued trying to figure out why Sarah Palin quit her job. We could think of a couple reasons! And today, the New York Times seems to throw its weight behind one of those reasons.
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#listicle
Whittling Down the Reasons Sarah Palin Quit Governing Alaska
It has been days since Empress Sarah Palin quit Alaska, forever. And no one yet knows why! Her "explanation" lacked, uh, actual coherent reasons. But there are theories.
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#breaking
Sarah Palin Resigning From Office
Governor of Russia's Neighboring American Atate and failed Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to resign from her office as Alaska's Supreme Asskicker And Number One Mom. She's not going to be running for a second term. More » -
#transformations
Levi Johnston Goes Hollywood
Levi Johnston, noted Palin daughter-nailer, has hired Tank Jones, "a size-58 suit-wearing black man," to manage his career and be his bodyguard. He's also developed an alter ego to help him destroy his Wasilla-ness and fully embrace douchedom—"Ricky Hollywood." More » -
#familymatters
Bristol Floods Morning TV To Tell Kids How Terrible Her 'Blessing' Is
Has her being stuck between her insane mother and the vindictive family of her ex made you feel sympathetic toward Bristol Palin? Well, this morning she went on the TV to help with that. More » -
#tvstars
Palin Films Episode of Popular Dysfunctional Family Motorcycle Show
Oh, good, Sarah Palin is going to be on the show about people who make motorcycles. Here is angry motorcycle builder Paul Teutul Sr. with the Governor of Alaska, on her famous "giant bearskin couch." More » -
#publishing
Levi Johnston to 'Write' 'Book'
Levi Johnston, a 19-year-old Alaskan who, unlike Meghan McCain, has held a real job, is going to write a book. Maybe. Or maybe not! More » -
#hillbilliesofwasilla
Levi Johnston, Father, Model, Actor
Sarah Palin's former future son-in-law, Levi Johnston, hit the Early Show, continuing his soft-spoken media beef with the Alaska governor. He blames his breakup with Bristol Palin, the mother of his child, on the election. More » -
#familyfeud
Palin Camp Accuses Levi of Acting Like Sarah Palin
Do you like irony? Sure, we all do! Here is a statement Sarah Palin's flack gave to People regarding the recent Tyra appearance by campaign prop and real-life boy Levi Johnston. More » -
#crimepays
Ted Stevens Exonerated!
So Ted Stevens, the corrupt old bastard who invented Alaska and ruled it with an iron open palm for 100 years, is no longer a convicted felon. It is a proud day for America. More » -
#sarahpalin
Little-Known Alaska Governor Has Tax Problem
Hey, Sarah Palin owes back taxes, and she didn't even get a cabinet appointment! What a rip-off. Good thing she can claim so many dependents, right? More »
