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more about #alexrodriguez more comments → TheUptightMidwesterner: I am a tremendous nerd and I have read the HP books. I do not recall him cavorting around nekkid and making out with anyone. #alexrodriguez more » Rumpelstilskin: Well remember that Goldie Hawn does return to hometown Washington, DC periodically to break into the house where she grew up and "just walk around and... more » Anrkist: So when A-Rod has lost all of his usefulness, we can turn him into glue. Awesome. #alexrodriguez more » The Dewd: Word on the street is A-Rod isn't the only one to commission one of these Centaur portraits lately... #alexrodriguez more » BxgrlJeri: Arod used to be half goat so I'm glad to see there's been a promotion. #alexrodriguez more » Pope John Peeps II: Aaaah Rhianna. I realize maybe your tiny, stupid child's brain can't quite grind its way through this problem with it's tiny little retarded child bra... more » Wrapitup: The only thing worse than this is if Kate Gosselin becomes a Jew. That haircut alone must be violating some or the other halakhic law, no? #jongosselin more » themediatrix: People, seriously, do some homework. Gawker is on the wrong side of this Gosselin story. Jon wanted those kids off that reality show well-before th... more » rledrialmder: Rabbi Smiley Botox is the same guy who was peddling his "lost Michael Jackson tapes" book earlier this month. I always thought one had to be involved ... more » Smitros: Jon Gosselin? As if the Jews hadn't suffered enough already. #jongosselin more » IpsoFacto: Oh sweet Jesus. The giant whitehead on that greasy forehead. #jongosselin more » Conchie Birdie: Quite possibly your greated gossip roundup ever. Speaking on behalf of all Christians, though, we never wanted him in the first place. If we have to p... more » kappakappaspankme: Foster, please marry me. XO Nice Jewish Girl (stuck in The South) #jongosselin more » Pope John Peeps II: Item 3 makes little sense, isn't funny, and links directly back to the Gawker main site. Is there a meta-joke there I'm not getting? PS. Is Rabbi Smu... more » ms_priestypants: It just hit me that Jon Gosselin is the reason I am single. He is that sort of guy who coasts from relationship to relationship with dominant partner... more » -
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Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing
Sienna Miller is happy to wear other people's underwear, Michael Jackson liked to pee into cups in public and Rihanna says her life sucked so much after she got beaten up that she might as well have been Britney! More » -
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Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he's a centaur. Jessica Simpson's man requirements. Lady Gaga's ballet. RobPatz's marriage prospects. Presenting your epic Halloween Morning Gossip Roundup. Get scared: More » -
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Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson
A Kate Hudson/Minka Kelly catfight is brewing, Matt Damon gets fat, Mary-Kate and Ashley double date, Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up, Sienna Miller takes the "Slinky Wizard" home, Seth MacFarland says Stewie is gay and Jaime Pressly pees in public. More » -
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Cindy Adams is Obsessed With A-Rod's...Um, Statistics
And we're not talking RBIs here, sports fans, we're talking inches. The gossip dowager is telling everyone what kind of bat Alex Rodriguez is playing with. Yes, we mean his penis! More » -
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Where in the World is Michael Jackson's Brain?
Michael Jackson's brain was not with his body in the golden coffin, Justin Timberlake wants to write a book about golf, Jason Bateman talks addiction, Russell Brand breaks his celibacy vow and Jason Lee fights at Max Fish. More » -
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A-Rod: East 1st and Bowery
June 15 @ 5pm At Blue & Cream clothing store. They closed the store down but my friend and I waited and got a picture with him - he is so good-looking! [Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] -
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Ashlee Simpson Gets Downright Trashy at a Party in LA
Ashlee Simpson got drunk at a party and made a spectacle of herself by screaming at Pete Wentz's ex Michelle Trachtenberg, Brad Pitt shares hygiene secrets, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush marriage rumors swirl, and Chris Pine dumped Audrina Patridge. More » -
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A-Rod Hovers Over Madonna's Home Plate
"Cozy" is not the same as "together." But we can still wonder why Owen Wilson is sitting next to Kate Hudson, or if Alex Rodriguez is again flirting with Madonna via the idea of being her neighbor. More » -
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A-Rod's Five-Girl Valentine's Weekend
Lindsay Lohan isn't aware how blood-sugar deprived she sounds when talking about her normal diet, and Alex Rodriguez doesn't realize how desperate he looks when with three ladies on his arm. More » -
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A-Rod Apologized to SI 'Stalker'
It's truly a weekend for embarrassing apologies: Now Alex Rodriguez is sorry for calling that Sports Illustrated reporter a stalky burglar. His apology was buried even better than Chris Brown's. More » -
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Madonna Mad She Couldn't Help A-Rod With Steroids
Madonna wishes Alex Rodriguez was crying on her shoulder. Meanwhile, a Los Angeles woman is offering her support to hundreds of thousands of traumatized Miley Cyrus victims. More » -
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Jennifer Aniston Turning 40 and Still Getting Songs For Her Birthday
John Mayer gifts at a 15-year-old level; Prince Harry still offends every non-white person he encounters and Sarah Jessica Parker will always be saddled with cheap jokes. It's arrested development. More » -
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A-Rod Settles Dog-Bite Suit
Alex Rodriguez, the baseball slugger who just confessed to taking banned substances, has at least one less legal headache. He's settled a five-year-old dispute with a carpet installer who claims A-Rod's dog bit him. More » -
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A-Rod Claims Stalking By SI Reporter
Alex Rodriguez just admitted using steroids, but the Yankees third baseman doesn't want anyone to lose sight of another outrage: Sports Illustrated is supposedly stalking him. More » -
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Donna Karan Eyes Madonna's 'Friend' A-Rod
The holidays apparently sucked for romance, because many people are breaking up, including no-longer-engaged Jennifer Love Hewitt, fresh-minted divorcee Patricia Arquette and maybe perpetually platonic A-Rod. More » -
#yearinreview
The Best (and Worst) Sex Scandals of 2008
Amid 2008's many sex scandals, it was a miracle there was any time left to monitor an epochal presidential election. There were many genuine, dirty affairs — and some duds inevitably got overhyped.
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Madonna's New Fling Has Neither Strings Nor A-Rod
Be not ashamed! Madonna gleefully hooked up with Jesus in Brazil; Bruce Springsteen doesn't apologize for buying luxury goods and Mary-Kate Olsen is downright excited by the financial panic. More » -
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In Real Life, Tom Cruise Foils the Saboteurs
It's reconciliation day: Letterman invited Leno, Madonna offered to visit Guy Ritchie and even Marc Jacobs dropped the drama. Tom Cruise is still kind of a bastard, though. More »
