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more about #alwaysforget more comments → Unsolicited Advice: Is it possible to find a candidate willing to cut government spending who isn't a complete scumbag psychopath? Or is that impossible simply by virtue... more » misslinda: This isn't any better than his regular tweets: OMG, cupcakes! Soooooo wish it was friday...ugh! TGIF, bitches! Obummer's such a d-bag :0/ #newtgingrich more » momof3wildkids: Perhaps he is channeling George Washington just like Hillary Clinton channeled Eleanor Roosevelt? #newtgingrich more » ManchuCandidate: Twitter Wars: Re-enactments for those too lazy to get up, shake off the Cheeto dust and change out of their PJs. I hope Newty-Toot runs his campaign... more » seyswho: I love Bob Dole in the background, all like "Bob Dole wants to be a part of first contact too! Bob Dole has important opinions about this! Bob Dole!... more » Matt Cherette: "Some Virginia militiamen have met up with us. @genwashington76 seems upset with them." This is pure gold. #newtgingrich more » BookishLookish: I hope that little bear tried to bite him in the crotch. more » ADismalScience: I kind of like the tax holiday idea. The Fed can borrow more cheaply than average Americans and most non-rich (the "bottom 95%") would use the cut to... more » flossy: I actually think Obama chose door #3: Sit back, go about his business and watch to see if Newt Gingrich is really stupid enough step in and attempt to... more » Baroness: His air control plan is a doozy: magical space satellites will allow them to axe 7,000 air-controller jobs and increase air traffic over busy vectors.... more » Rasselas: Poor Knut. The insane helmet-headed American is making him nervous. more » Astigmatism: The Amnesiac Newt Comeback Tour played the Warfield last September. Place was fucking craaazy. They had to shut down the venue for 10 minutes in the... more » Private Hangnail: Newt Gingrich is to politics as L. Ron Hubbard is to religion. more » Almostbanned: You're pretty wrong about Obama's attitude towards the house republicans, and what caused them to vote 'no' en masse. Pelosi was the real culprit ther... more » -
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Newt Gingrich Still Running For President
A grown man who is currently reenacting the Battle of Trenton on Twitter thinks he could be president in 2012. More » -
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The Amnesiac Newt Comeback Tour Begins
Did you know that shameful loser ex-congressman Newt Gingrich is the future of the GOP? It's true! We read it in a Matt Bai piece, so surely Newt will be as successful as Mark Warner. More »

