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more about #amandabynes more comments → avoidz: Remaking Total Recall for me is like Dan Brown rewriting The Bible. more » CodePink: you know, the thing about remakes is, like, if they didn't say "this is a remake of hamlet" we might go and see it and think it's a good movie. that i... more » Dave J.: GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!1!!!11! ftw, also. more » TimGunn: You people are all idiots. Wasn't totall recall an awful movie when it came out? Why do you care if someone remakes it? more » bess marvin, girl detective: they got a word for movies like these, they got a word and you don't want to hear it more » Cheap Shot: "Get your ass to Mars". Can't imagine anybody pulling that line off better than Arnold. more » hurleyburley: Does ANYONE still watch Entourage? more » Spirit Fingers: I'd be more upset if you'd said Amanda Bynes was to be in an 80's remake. That, I think, would have been the bigger travesty. more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: God, finally someone with the balls to really do Hamlet and get rid of all that stupid verse shit. more » whoneedslight: I've got angst in my pants. more » BadUncle: When is Amanda Bynes going to live down to her generation's anti-potential? Where's the public intoxication, vajayjay flashing, and accelerating decli... more » NinaHagen: Well - Paul Veerhoven is laughing all the way to the bank... more » homoviper: Don't forget there's a Heathers sequel coming. Head--desk. more » optical_allusion: Wasn't there already a modern day retelling of Hamlet set in America, in the late 90s? With Ethan Hawke in it? Can't they pick a different Shakespeare... more » DennyCrane: Everyone involved in the Total Recall remake needs to jump into a fire. Preferably headfirst. more » -
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Everything You've Ever Loved to Get Remade and Ruined
Officially out of ideas, Hollywood continues to mine the recent past for any bit of something worth reviving. Movies that you and I both loved once. Plays that the English loved many centuries ago. More » -
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Trail of Tears Finally Ends In Forks, WA
New Moon has found its werewolves, E! has found its late night muse. Cameron Diaz forges new territory, while Catherine O'Hara ought to look good toting a gun. Plus, Amanda Bynes news. More » -
