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more about #amywinehouse more comments → raincoaster: What are you talking about? This is BRILLIANT! I can run around town telling people "I know the Joe Eula of Juvie" more » ShawnP: The picture on the right is a really accurate likeness of Owen Wilson. more » daveyjonesisdead: The library at Rutgers Law School has courtroom sketches from Angela Davis' trial on the walls. Talk about hot! more » Rozelle’s Bagman: more » LILBauHaus: But Paris looks so hot in what appears to be a giant olive green North Face parka! She def. wore it best by atleast 46% more » Pope John Peeps II: When hilton is unavailable, the artist apparently stares at a cardboard cutout of Virginia Woolf that they place in the defendant's seat. more » goetz: That single vertical black stripe is really slimming. more » Meglantine: At least we get this little gem out of it: "The artist is working at a substantial disadvantage because in court no one is posing." Perhaps that's th... more » Matt Cherette: One of Angelina's arms is longer than the other! She must be lying about something. more » A Message To Rudy: Damn, one minutes Amy Winehouse looks like a trainwreck and other times she looks like...well, a little less of a trainwreck. more » OMG! Ponies!: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Really? Because I make a kickass bacon cheeseburger. more » mimigoliath: What I want to know is when Mitch Winehouse and Joe Simpson will hold a daughter-titty beer summit. more » BettyCrocker: Does that really happen? Brand new breasts just spring a leak? Well, yeah, if you use them as a speedbag. more » Lowboy: Has AW always been so freckly? Maybe I haven't noticed since I normally avoid anything of her larger than a thumbnail. more » TroisFilles: Azaria Jagger is quite possibly the most beautiful name I've ever heard. Hank Azaria Jagger would not have the same ring. more » -
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The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
Thanks to our sexy sister Jezebel, we were shown the most ridiculous sidebar doodad to ever run in a gossip glossy in their Midweek Madness magazine roundup. Life&Style is now judging how stars look based on their courtroom drawings. More » -
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Amy Winehouse's Boobs Are Leaking
Mitch Winehouse offers charming new details about his daughter's breasts; Adam Lambert fires back at Out magazine's editor; Miley Cyrus literally dresses like a whore. Friday's gossip is losing its sense of irony, but makes up for it with cleavage. More » -
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Amy Winehouse's Dad Thinks Her Knockers Are Great
Mitch Winehouse thinks Amy's rack was worth the rumored $56,000 cost of silicone. Salman Rushdie scores another PYT. Obama Girl is mauled by a light fixture at that one ubiquitous press junket in Jamaica. Welcome to Thursday's gossip! More » -
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Jon and Kate's Children Officially H8 Them
Jon and Kate Gosselin completely suck at life. Michael Jackson was weird on The Simpsons. Weird! Weirdos will get off on Marge Simpson in Playboy. Carrey Mulligan? Emmy Rossum! Pervy Dr. Phil, many more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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The End of Elizabeth and John Edwards?
Elizabeth Edwards may have given up on her marriage. Paris Jackson knows who killed her father. Liz Taylor once tried suicide. And Palin could be trying her hand at beauty. Good morning, sunshine! Here's your Thursday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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Amy Winehouse Rap Attempt a True Horror Show
Yeesh! Former singer and current train wreck Amy Winehouse recently spent a screechy, ear-splitting night rapping. It's on video. And it's just awful. More » -
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Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab
Is Kanye West considering rehab? Would Michael appreciate Janet's mournful gesture? Should we all just forget Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic ways? So many questions! Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup.... More » -
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Well, Loogie Here
[Amy Winehouse is spitting mad as she rages around North London yesterday. Image via INF] -
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Nuns Not Impressed by Lady Gaga
Nuns don't understand Lady Gaga. Small children understand Michael Jackson and Heath Ledger's deaths. And Martha Stewart can't comprehend Jessica Simpson's dead dog surprise. Welcome to your Friday gossip roundup! More » -
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Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
Melanie Griffith's drying out, an Amy Winehouse love letter sparks a lawsuit and Robin Williams may channel Susan Boyle. That — and more — in your Tuesday morning Gossip Roundup. Delicious! More » -
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Emma Roberts Gives Good Neck
Emma Roberts left her mark on her boyfriend, Amy Winehouse can't kick her ex-husband, Paris Jackson took Las Vegas and Candace Bushnell doesn't like the c-word. Good morning! Here's your Monday Gossip Roundup... More » -
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Heidi and Spencer Wreak Havoc on the Miss Universe Pageant
Speidi acts the ass at the Miss Universe pageant, Sting's status as a sexual God is bullshit, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush reconcile, Jason Schwartzman got married, Marc Jacobs is getting married, and Amy Winehouse goes on a 48-hour bender. More » -
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Apocalyptic Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' Engagement: Causing Teens To Spontaneously Combust
Two teenage celebrities might be getting married, and therefore: doing it. Robert Pattinson's life is invaded by aliens. Paula wants back on Idol, and I want back in the womb. Madonna, Sinatra, Spears, Spacey. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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TMZ Finally Given The Porn Parody Treatment
All good things come, ha, to ends. In pop culture, canonizations are routinely bestowed by porn. Meet the comedic genius that's TMSleaze, starring Ron Jeremy as Harvey Levin. Featuring Speidi, Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo, Amy Winehouse, American Idol, Eminem, and LaLohan. More » -
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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's Plastic Shiny Pink Birthday Meltdown Is An Epic Tragedy
Jessica Simpson's breakup was caused by her idolatry of a plastic toy. Amy Winehouse has fun adventures with a private dick. Lindsay Lohan's employed, Saved By The Bell, Charles Manson, Mary Cheney, and more. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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You Cannot Stop Jude Law's Prolific Seed-Planting, You Can Only Hope to Contain It
Jude Law has knocked up an unnamed lady-friend, Mel Gibson attacks someone in a club, George Clooney has an Italian "lapdance model" by his side, Mischa Barton's friends are worried about her and Amy Winehouse's dad fakes a heart attack. More » -
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Kate Moss' Cocaine Isn't Safe When Amy Winehouse is Around
Amy Winehouse reached into Kate Moss' handbag and stole her cocaine, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break up, Madonna's love faxes from the early 90s emerge, Tobey Maguire's mom and brother get a reality show and Mischa Barton goes home. More » -
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Love For a Victoria's Secret Model Forces Orlando Bloom to Walk Away from the New Pirates Sequel
Orlando Bloom passes on playing Will Turner to be with his girlfriend, Megan Fox thinks zombies are sexy, Tara Reid is quite skinny, Paris Hilton claims to have inspired Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse almost dies after a binge. More » -
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"This Is My Business Casual Lolly. I've Got a More Professional One At 'ome"
[Unfortunate drug addict Amy Winehouse leaving a courthouse, where she was facing charges for assaulting a fan. She was acquitted! Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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Will Gerard Butler be the Next Man to Publicly Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are probably boning, Mischa Barton has a serious "medical issue," Jon Gosselin's new lady is a walking white-trash stereotype, The Hoff parties with Lady Gaga, Madonna has "bingo wings" and Robert Redford gets married. More »
