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more about #angelinajolie more comments → BlinkyMcChuck: This Video Phone video is going to give people seizures. And the song isn't one of her best. But I love the looks Beyonce features. more » Baroness: I'll take Pepper. #angelinajolie more » BullfightsOnAcid: Here is the answer. #angelinajolie more » TedSez: "Is it Angie or a cyborg or Megan Fox's malevolent sister?" Hey, he stole the tag line from my script, The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller. It's about... more » OldTowneTavern: I heard they originally wanted "Got Salt?" showing Jolie in close up with the seasoning sprinkled over her top lip as she sucked a wedge of lime ---bu... more » Spirit Fingers: For those who are truly curious...click below for the trailer from Hulu. I was disappointed. But really what's Jolie done in the last eight years wor... more » OMG! Ponies!: I think it's great that they made a film adaptation of Kurlansky's cultural history tracing the use of salt through the ages. Ordinarily, a movie abo... more » Colonel Mustard: All the text on her face is pissing me off. Why does 'salt' have a 4,000-foot-high shadow all over Angie's 6,000-foot-high face? more » contradicto: I have a problem with the fact that her face is slightly off center. #angelinajolie more » Baroness: Jolie is not half as fascinating as the press and perhaps herself seems to think she is. This looks like her tenth bomb movie in a row. She's a crea... more » Mike Jahn: That's Cher, dammit. #angelinajolie more » m4ximusprim3: "That question sounds like one a person with a learning disability would ask." This is the problem I have with the PC crowd - this sentence would be ... more » Steverino Begins: It looks like Beyonce is holding Gaga hostage after stealing her mojo. M.I.A must be tied up off screen. The quick-cut overlapping video technique is... more » Helio: I agree with whoever that hipster was that opened the video. Beyonce doesn't try. She dresses up, dances/poses with nonsensical props and lip syncs he... more » gawkimo: #ladygaga more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. [Jezebel] -
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Angelina Jolie's Face Spurs Massive Internet Dialogue
Sometimes in the movie business you have to work hard for your publicity and sometimes you can just let the world know the buffet is open and start serving. More » -
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Lady Gaga Looks Disconcertingly Normal in Beyonce Video
Beyonce and Lady Gaga leak a clip from their forthcoming music video; Levi Johnston disguises himself as the Unabomber; at least one member of Congress thinks Carrie Prejean should run for office. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show
Four babies later, Klum continues to be unreasonably sexy; Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" after getting caught stealing champagne; Flavor Flav produces a Super Bowl ad. Come be blinded by the light of a thousand Monday gossips. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. [Jezebel] -
#collectorsedition
Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7
Angelina Jolie has reportedly begun the process to adopt a seventh child from Syria. But she signed the papers alone, which naturally leads to some speculation. [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
Hollywood's Recession Is Over, Declares Murdoch
Just like Murdoch to go and ruin everything for everyone. Just when the studios had a great excuse with this recession thing to slash salaries and fire everyone in sight, along comes Rupert singing "Happy Days are Here Again." More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I wade through murky tabloid "news": This week, Angelina's juggling two chicks, six kids and stoned Brad; booze, cigarettes and cosmetic fillers have ruined Lindsay Lohan's face. [Jezebel] -
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Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
Simon Cowell can't escape the coif, Bai Ling has a hungry pussy, Mel Gibson throws sticks and stones, and the Brangelina+Gosselin vortex will sink us all. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. [Jezebel] -
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Christopher Walken Taps Into Your Primitive Urges
Angelina Jolie as a scary Lolita, Michael Jackson is Elizabeth Taylor's new favorite prophet and Christopher Walken does terrible things to a chicken. Gossip is served! More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I harvest gossip from the fields of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Ahead, a cornucopia of "news" about the Jolie-Pitt chaos, TonKat's crisis and Lindsay's wrists. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting
Are Jennifer and Brad going to reconcile? Will Nancy Grace eat Jon Gosselin's face? Can Levi Johnston get in shape for Playgirl? And why do women find Jeremy Piven attractive? Welcome, inquisitive reader, to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
The Rainbow Connection: the Lovers, the Dreamers, and Jolie
[Angelina Jolie marches three of her children—Pax, Zahara, and Shiloh—into Toys 'R' Us, maybe to buy a gift from the tooth fairy for Shiloh, who is missing a front tooth. Image via X17] -
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"But Brad, I Haven't Adopted Anything in Months"
[Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie go to a foreign country and scoop up some baby gerbils while in France last week. Photo via Bauer-Griffin] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead. [Jezebel] -
#gossiproundup
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
Brad and Angelina enjoy pool sex, Lady Gaga is a confirmed hermaphrodite, Constantine Maroulis gets beat up over Paula Abdul at Ciprianis, Patrick Swayze is recovering nicely, Britney looks good in a white bikini and Paris and Douglas Reinhardt reunite. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash In Touch paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a truckload of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead. [Jezebel] -
#underthesun
Breaking: Hollywood Still Out of New Ideas
Word out of Comic-Con is that the movie biz is spending their precious resources on Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Batman 3, Wanted 2 (sans Angelina Jolie), and The Strangers 2. Suddenly, K-Pax sequel has fingers crossed for greenlight. [Popwrap]
