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more about #anger more comments → Spirit Fingers: Fuck yeah! Was just talking about this the other day. So wish we had one free, "punch the front of that guy's face in" pass. Not thousands, but just o... more » iplaudius: What can I do when I am on a call and the person I want to punch is thousands of miles away? more » Mrs. Beeton: I was talking about this just last night. Not specifically knocking your boss in the face, but that men should come to sexy, sexy blows more often. Id... more » NewsBunny: This is why I have a punching bag in my backyard. I visualize whomever is pissing me off and beat the living shit out of them. I was talking to a ... more » sirjohnoldcastle: The fact of the matter is that illegal immigrant whites built this country through the use of slavery, persecution, oppression and genocide. So in go... more » mandongo: I would guess that half of the residents of staten island would be capable of this. more » MrHaroHaro: Am I the only one not satisfied with this? The most was 9 years. That, in my opinion, does not fit the crimes they committed. more » ambitious: When people talk about the dangerous racist rhetoric floating around as of late and how afraid they are of what riled up Real 'Mericans with a false s... more » Fry_Bread_Power: I LOVE race-blind racists. My cousin ran into one at the grocery store. It was after the September 11th attacks when there was a lot of anti-arab/mu... more » johnny_carsick: these guys are gonna be reaaaal popular at ryker's. more » TheNab: They didn't even ask the Liberian which Liberry he worked at? Heathens. more » smithhimself: And yet, in Grand Theft Auto, you can do all this shit and nobody ever stops you! more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Awww, look. The Italians think they're white. How quaint. more » ohnothimagain: "immigrant" from Nigeria does not = African-American? more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: Ralph Nicoletti was sentenced to nine years; Brian Carranza, 70 months; Bryan Garaventa five years; Michael Contreras 55 months. You, sirs, are moder... more » -
#science
Punch Jerks at Work, Urge Scientists
Have you ever gotten so mad at your god damn boss you just wanted to scream your guts out in his ugly face until one or the other of you threw up, from anger? Go for it, say scientists! More » -
#statenisland
America's Most Inept Racists Strike Out
On the night of Barack Obama's election, a group of young idiots in "a makeshift clubhouse" in Staten Island decided to go out and beat up some black people. They tried hard. But they made the following mistakes: More » -
#highsociety
Alex von Furstenberg Wants to Tell You Who Seduced His Fiancée
Perhaps it was his over-entitled LA Lakers fandom that caused Alex von Furstenberg, heir to Barry Diller's fortune, to think that (attempted) public shaming was the best reaction to a basketball star pursuing his fiancee. That, or stupidity. Same thing. More » -
#classwar
The Three Stages of Madoff Victimhood
Bernie Madoff's been sentenced to die in prison. Now, all those victimized by him have found peace. Just kidding! They're all in anguish. Seriously, we're worried about them. The victims are dealing with their rage in three distinct ways:
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#jerks
Spitzer Still a Jerk
The reason Eliot Spitzer was a terrible governor was not because he liked hookers. It was because he was an asshole who was unable to get along with anyone. This hasn't changed. More » -
#corporateamerica
Channel Your Revolutionary Anger Into Purchases!
America's new revolutionary leaders are Shredded Wheat, Kodak, and Miller High Life. They're really angry about this messed up world, just like you! Hey hey, ho ho, overpriced inkjet printers have got to go! More » -
#g20
America Is Losing The Class War War!
All the world government big shots are meeting in London tomorrow for the G20. Really, they're much more worried about the hardtothemuthafuckincore protesters than the economy thing. Are UK protesters putting American protesters to shame? More » -
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#updates
Threats to New York Post Have Begun
Regarding this morning's Sean Delonas monkey cartoon, a tipster tells us that New York Post is already getting lots of calls about it—some threatening to burn their building down! [Previously] -
#hopefullytrue
Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
Cold-eyed Hipsterwood blowjob recipient and woman-threatener Vincent Gallo is going to be appearing in some ads for H&M! A perfect fit, in Bizarro World. And, under "Too Good To Check": he calls bloggers GAY: More » -
#audiuhoh
Christian Bale Just Screaming Crazily At Everyone
Often-angry American Psycho Batman Christian Bale has flipped out once again! This tape allegedly features his reaction to someone ruining a shot in Terminator Salvation. Thank god it wasn't something important. More » -
#classwars
Rich Folks Think They're Slick, but They're Not
The rich financiers who brought the world economy to its knees: they're acting up! Lehman's failed chief is pulling shady real estate deals. Citigroup is wantonly buying expensive things. Let's jeer them, collectively! More »
