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more about #annanicolesmith more comments → bythesidewalk: In the seventh grade two girls dressed up as Fred Durst for Halloween. Even then I knew they were losers. But I was also really afraid of them, becaus... more » Cunning_Linguist: You totally tried to trick us into clicking on the "Nookie" link. #lindsaylohan more » sarrible: The missed opportunity for someone to call it "Gosselip" makes me want to cry. #lindsaylohan more » marciax3: I'm sitting here hoping that Lilo's torso is being refracted through the glass casing, because otherwise she's backwards and forwards. #lindsaylohan more » green-grey: I thought the Kardashians were famous for Kim's ass AND her sex tape? Lets give credit where credit is due. #lindsaylohan more » SybilDisobedience: Am I the only one touched by the Boyzone story? I never listened to them and likely never will, but that's a sweet thing to do. #lindsaylohan more » DevilsAvocado: Joe Francis has no backbone... and he also has very creepy tic-tac teeth. more » Swordfish: Shooting Valium: Because it takes tooo much effort to swallow those little V pills with a slug of water? more » applejuice: Being named "celebrity mum of the year" by some British company seems to be a bad bad omen like no other. I remember when Kerry Katona was named that ... more » pit_viper: I'm breaking out in a terrified sweat at the very thought of having to listen to hours of taped Anna Nicole Smith conversations. It would resemble be... more » DahlELama: I'm so confused by the oddly respectable outfit that the rest of the information is not quite translating. Also, every time I see a picture of this ... more » scroll_lock: This entire scheme was alluded to in Seuss's roman a clef Horton Hears a Ho. more » goetz: Would you stab him with a knife? "I wouldn't," cried the scheming wife. more » scroll_lock: The investigation needs to center on how anyone could've thought she had the two brain cells necessary to initiate such a plot. more » Rumpelstilskin: The tats in the hat come back. (that's lame, sorry) more » -
#gossiproundup
Michael Lohan's Concern for Lindsay Lohan Is a Bad Omen for Everyone Involved
Michael Lohan's worried about his daughter, might be right. Situation: critical. Robert Pattenson's mom hates you. Who sucks more? Jon Gosselin or TLC? Tina Fey's virginity, Madonna's neighbor relations, Karadshian Ass..ian...and much much more. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan "Still Learning" Time, Fashion
Lindsay Lohan tries to explain her adventures in fashion. Britney Spears receives a dubious award. Joe Francis has no backbone. And we feel bad for Leona Lewis. Yes, it's your Thursday morning gossip roundup. It's it's chock full of nuts! More » -
#suspicions
Feds Investigated Anna Nicole Smith for Plotting to Murder Her Dead Husband's Son
The FBI suspected Anna Nicole Smith of scheming to have E. Pierce Marshall, the son of her oil tycoon husband, killed in order to clear the path to inheriting her husband's fortune, according to documents obtained by the Associated Press. More » -
#gossiproundup
Tyra Banks Enjoys Being Naked, In the Right Light
Tyra lets it hang out. Paparazzi want to hang Tom and Gisele out for an alleged shooting. And Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr are hanging out with a new baby. Welcome to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Jessica Simpson's Mental Stability Even More Fragile
Will Jessica Simpson survive her dog's death? Did Anna Wintour survive sitting next to Pixie Geldof? Did Lindsay know her burglar? Did Anna Nicole's doctors know pills would kill her? Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#drugs
Hey, LA Druggies! Your Days Be Numbered!
The American drug dream is dead. In the wake of Michael Jackson and Anna Nicole's respective deaths, California's Attorney General has signed off on a database that will track prescription drugs in the Golden State. What a downer. [Mercury-News] More » -
#jurisprudence
Rita Cosby v. Howard K. Stern: It Doesn't Matter Who Wins, Because We All Lose
Daniel K. Stern (remember him?) sued Rita Cosby (remember her?) for libel back in 2007 over her book about Anna Nicole Smith, and a federal district judge ruled yesterday that much of the suit can go forward. More » -
#crime
Anna Nicole Smith's Boyfriend Charged With Supplying Her Drugs
She died two years ago, but we're still addicted to Anna Nicole Smith. Now there's a new excuse to talk about the trashy Marilyn Monroe of our age: More » -
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#noelnoelnoel
Ghosts Of Christmas Trashed: Anna Nicole Brings Tidings Of Comfort And Joy
We trust our generous gifts of various awful things have succeeded in coaxing the last holdouts among you out from your Grinch lairs, and towards the CRT glow of the Defamer hearth.


