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more about #apocalypse more comments → resipsaloquacious: BTW, thanks for the video. It shows either the smoky remains of a tad too small for extinction meteor or the work of a drunk Indonesian skywriter. #b... more » resipsaloquacious: An evil, yet effective, guerrilla marketing campaign for the upcoming 2012 movie. SONY, you foul fuckers, have you no shame! #barackobama more » jupiterspaw: What really happened here is that Xenu tried to dump a bunch of aliens into a nearby Indonesian volcano ... and missed. Now they'll be cleaning up t... more » Airvault: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. #barackobama more » misslinda: On today's Glenn Beck: Meteor, or guided missle launched by the White House to destroy Barack Obama's Indonesian birth certificate? #barackobama more » Rumpelstilskin: Sarah Palin could have shot this from her helicopter with one hand, and her eyes closed. #barackobama more » DennyCrane: Next thing you'll tell me that all the 7-Elevens are being taken over by poo-colored monsters. more » depardoo: The Law of Entropy. more » Airvault: I asked three people, "what are you looking at?" All three answered, "I don't know. Everyone else is looking." New York needs to take a day off. more » Smitros: Is this a building where dogs and cats are living together? more » Perhaps Not: Biblical proportions? Nobody steps on a church in my town! more » Btwbfdimho: What's Huckabee doing in Manhattan?! more » Dominant Glee Club: Stay Puft has seen some shit that turned him white. more » Foster Kamer: This man has no dick. more » BxgrlJeri: I wish Columbus Circle still looked like that. Complete with my harmless childhood icon. more » -
#asteroids
Brits Getting Worried Our Black President Is No Morgan Freeman
Just another thirty feet across, and it would have been a weapon of mass destruction, that petit meteor that recently exploded in the skies above Indonesia. This is why Barack Obama must build us a force field, against heavenly apocalypse. More » -
#apocalypse
Pieces are falling off a building on Broadway and Houston St. What up today, NYC?
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#apocalypse
Landmark Dog-Cat Internet Pact Signals End of Days
Clearly, the online ad market is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament, wrath of God type stuff: Dogster and LOLcats-based I Can Has Cheezburger are now selling ads together, per a new agreement. Next up: Mass hysteria. -
#aporkalypsenow
Swine Flu at the National Geographic Society!
In a clear act of porcine aggression against our nation's geographers, the dreaded Mexican Pig Flu has struck the National Geographic Society. We have the memo. More » -
#art
'Private Peeps at Preposterous Punks Who Prowl This Planet'
Basil Wolverton was a devout Christian, an apocalypse aficionado, and MAD magazine's most prominent creator of 1950s grotesquerie. And—now—a fine artist. More » -
#endtimes
Tonight Is the Nerd Reckoning
Run for your lives, Silicon Valley's terrifying nightlife is upon us! Any minute now, Twitter plans to start the party by assigning an extra-large numeric ID to a tweet, thus breaking various Twitter programs. Then Facebook makes its move. More » -
#apocalypse
The World According to Twitter
How distorted is Twitter's view of the world? That question is neatly answered by Topsy, a new search engine that's like Google, except sorted by the attention-deficit-disorder sufferers who live on Twitter. More » -
#science
Chimps Plotting Our Doom
Is it any wonder that fewer Americans declare themselves "religious" when the chimps are stockpiling weapons? More » -
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#wallstreet
Stocks Kick Off Mid-'90s Throwback Tour
Whenever you think it's about as bad as it can get, it gets worse. The Dow finished the trading day at 6,763, its lowest level since 1997. How low can it go? More » -
#fameballs
Nouriel Roubini Partying With Intellectual Peers
Gloomy economic party-haver and enthusiastic Facebook user Nouriel Roubini is in Davos, working hard to bring our own fameball Photoshop works to life. [His panel was aptly named "What Went Wrong"] More » -
#theend
America's Most Correct Internet Conspiracy Theorist Calls Next Market Crash
Wacky—and maybe financially beneficial—blast from the past: one anonymous nut on a Google Finance message board correctly predicted the day of the crash of 2008. Now that dude has another prediction, exclusively for you! More » -
#apocalypse
"Everything seemingly is spinning out of control." [AP via Wonkette and everyone else]
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#leighlezark
We don't know what it means, but no good can come of this. [Image: Cobrasnake]
