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more about #arthurkade more comments → ms_priestypants: That picture screams, "Ingrown hair or herpes?" And you know the answer is herpes. more » IpsoFacto: The thing that really bothers me is that there are tons and tons of guys out there just like him. If all the iphone picture guys had a glossy website ... more » MisterHippity: Hey, check out "The Kade Scale": [arthurkade.com] more » MisterHippity: I read this post, and I was confused. So then I clicked the link and visited arthurkade.com ... and I was even more confused. more » momof3wildkids: "... this is a road that Arthur Kade walks alone..." I hate it when people refer to themselves in the third person. Momof3wildkids feels that this is... more » TheologicalSong: whether he's cravenly in earnest, an uncanny performance artist, or some uncategorizable mixture of the two, these posts bring me such unbridled hilar... more » BadUncle: Just as long as he's not touching his Golden Globes. more » econdave: I've never seen that flavor at Rita's. [www.ritasice.com] more » Private Hangnail: I've never seen a testicular self-screen look more lonely. more » crookedE: I herb that "Art Basil" is the place to be. more » BettyCrocker: You can't be Art Basil when your eyebrows look like Toni Basil's. more » ShanghaiLil: I want him to touch me in my special places. There. I said it. more » Matt Cherette: I'd rather see Levi Johnston's droopy-assed shower picture. more » Perhaps Not: "Oil check?" How has this man not made it onto People's 100 Sexiest Men Alive list yet? The mind boggles. #arthurkade more » Thatcornellguy: thats too much douchebag for one picture. my eyes just self-ignited and burned up. #arthurkade more » -
#heroes
Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
What is on the agenda of Philadelphia's most popular hero, Arthur Kade? "I need to practice riding horses, spear fighting, and sword fighting." Just like Napoleon Dynamite! But did Napoleon fend off thrown vagina with the ease of Kade? More » -
#heroes
Arthur Kade Is Amelia Earhart
Philadelphia heartthrob Arthur Kade, on the new Amelia Earhart biopic: "It was like watching Arthur Kade in the [1930s] with a vagina and shorter hair." He's good, he's really good! Why, these words could have come from the aviatrix herself: More » -
#thisguy
Arthur Kade Just About Ready to Bend Over
Bitches want Philly fakeball Arthur Kade to take them to dinner in order to get inside their drawers. That's not Kade Style; but his little SEX DROUGHT is getting pretty bad. How bad? More » -
#lifeanddeath
What Would We Do Without Fameballs?
You may want to be seated as we deliver this news: Arthur Kade, the internet's biggest vagina, had a near-death experience yesterday. But as one fameball wavers on the precipice, another fameball friend could soon make her return! More » -
#stalkerdeluxe
Arthur Kade Does the Doo-Doo Pants Walk
Stop right there, because an alert reader has sent us an authentic sighting of Arthur "I Play an Enormous Prick on the Internet" Kade. Right here in the "Big Apple!" It involves something doughy. More » -
#arthurkade
'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
Philly pseudofameball Arthur Kade is constantly forced to top his own previous heights of assholedom just to maintain his ongoing performance art project. He does this by appearing ever more insane. Taint hair complaints are okay; but this is sublime: More » -
#castings
Do You Have What It Takes to Be An Extra in Sex and the City 2?
Are you longing to stand in line for hours for the chance to be fed stale bagels and generally get treated like a disease-ridden subhuman? Yes?! Well then you're ready to be an extra in a big-budget Hollywood film! More » -
#thisguy
Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
In an exciting bit of rumor that almost makes us want to take the rest of the week off, a tipster tells us they heard on Philly radio that Zoolanderesque performance artist Arthur Kade's getting a reality TV show. Uh. More » -
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#thisguy
Arthur Kade is Just F-ing With Us Now
Arthur Kade, the world's greatest man/thespian, is in New York to work as a "featured extra" in some flick. To enhance "The Journey," Kade took the bus in from Philly, slumming in the back "like a modern day Rosa Parks." More » -
#thisguy
Which Phone Is Suitable for Arthur Kade?
When are you the most greatest individual in the entire Philadelphia metropolitan region, you can't be walking around with just any cell phone. Today, Arthur "Zoolander" Kade reveals the hot "Special Edition" phone he's getting, when he can afford it. More » -
#thisguy
Arthur Kade Is Going Overboard
We've always suspected that F-list Philly fameball Arthur Kade was laying on the Zoolander-ness a little thick, for effect. We so wanted him to be real that we've tried to ignore it. But this week, he's just become unbelievable: More » -
#whenmemescollide
Arthur and Anna and Me
Last night, James Frey met Philly fameball Arthur Kade, a character so committed to perfectly attaining the state of "douchebag" (as originally defined) that some suspect he's a performance-art hoax. Frey investigated — and earned his Gawker special correspondent wings. More » -
#whenmemescollide
You Got James Frey in My Arthur Kade
Last night, James Frey went down to Philadelphia to give a reading with Anna David. Curious to meet the phenomenon of online-self-humiliation that is Arthur Kade, they invited him. Kade was, of course, thrilled for the attention. More » -
#fameballs
Arthur Kade Has 99 Problems
Zoolanderesque Philly fameball Arthur Kade has a problem: "I become so much better than everyone else that I get bored and stop focusing on the basics." That's just the beginning. More » -
#fameballs
Arthur Kade is Too Hot For Angelina Jolie
Our friend Arthur Kade is moving up in the world! Philly's most inane John Fitzgerald Page knockoff is in a movie with Angelina Jolie. Eh, Arthur Kade has fucked hotter chicks: More » -
#fameballs
You Wish You Were as Suave as Arthur Kade
Who is the real Arthur Kade? Is it the "extremely motivated and passionate" wealthy financial planner-turned-model and aspiring actor? Or is it: the most Zoolanderesque, parody-of-himself blog oversharer of the post-boom era? Dive in: More »
