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more about #ashtonkutcher more comments → OrneryBabe: I think JJ's performance was a combination of awful writing and her limitations as an actress. I was hoping to see some kind of range, since I've onl... more » nicepony: Where are you getting the information that the Betty Draper character will not return or will return in a very limited way? Not true. #madmen more » heywhat: Am I the only one that wants to see her return to Mad Men? I don't really want to see Don whore it up and not have to face any reperecussions from an... more » Sandogg: Not everyone is cut out for SNL, but I'm not hearing too much about how bad the Black Eyed Peas bombed. I was extremely uncomfortable watching them pe... more » hotpinklovesofa: It's kind of crazy to decide someone's fate in the biz based on what they did on SNL . With the way things are set up at SNL the writing is all based ... more » Zira: There's always room for another blonde with nice titties in Hollywood. January Jones' future is secure. #madmen more » heartbreakturnip: Actual line from the GQ profile of January Jones: "During a visit to Paris, Jones had an epiphany at the gravesite of Doors frontman Jim Morrison." #... more » randomnessish: Wait, okay, if Betty Draper's presence on Mad Men is hanging by a thread, what about Sally? I mean, obviously no one could give a crap about Bobby (B... more » Colonel Mustard: Being lousy on SNL does not necessarily have any impact on your career. After all, Colin Quinn still gets work sometimes. #madmen more » kookla: You can't blame January for the bad writing on SNL. Sometimes, an actor gets a part on a critically successful cable drama that they are perfect for a... more » Understater: She wears the throwback look extraordinarily well, but ask her to express any kind of multi-faceted emotion, and she falls flat. Her blank, monotone, ... more » VioletViolet: To me, hosting SNL is like a test to see who actually is a good actor. It takes a lot of talent and confidence to perform live and play characters and... more » Spirit Fingers: Firstly, Ashton isn't allowed to comment on such things. Secondly, she's going to have a bitch of a time beating back "Betty Draper" from every job g... more » winstonsalemdude: oh i LOVE JJ on the show, but it's for her muttering and ice princess ways. she has NAILED the pouty, self-centered sorority sister i grew up with. ... more » Atilla the Bun: A bad performance on SNL does not mean someone is a bad actor. Some good actors are just not cut out for performing live comedy. I recall Peter Sars... more » -
#januarychills
What Ever Happened to January Jones?
January Jones was offered a shot to prove that she's not the worst part of Mad Men when she hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. She totally blew it. Will she be able to recover?
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#gossiproundup
For $4.2 Million, You Can Sleep in Russell Brand's Bedroom
Russell Brand's house is for sale (so he can move in with Katy Perry?), Pam Anderson pulls a Blanche DuBois, and Robert Pattinson has poor hygiene. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
#twitterati
Ultimate Geek Porn Fantasy Haunts Twitterati
A Daily Show producer got caught listening; McSweeney's got caught exaggerating; and some nerdy erotica got caught being awesome. The Twitterati were sooo busted. More » -
#opencaption
Beau, Bow, Botox
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#gossiproundup
Pam Anderson Makes Child Labor Fashionable
Child labor activists are aiming for Pam Anderson. Rush Limbaugh, shockingly, loves racist clubs. Jon Gosselin no doubt hates giving up $180,000. And Ashton Kutcher was mean to January Jones. Good morning! It's your Wednesday morning gossip roundup... More » -
#twitterati
New York Times Has Baghdad Kitten for Twitterati
A New York Times reporter trafficked in kitten pictures; Julia Allison's fashion scheme spread like a virus; and everyone decided gay people need special handling. The Twitterati were hatching schemes. More » -
#sadthings
Elizabeth Taylor's Heart Surgery Tweets Are the Death Knell for Old Hollywood
Today, Elizabeth Taylor twittered that she was entering the hospital for some experimental heart surgery. That one of the last bastion of old Hollywood superstardom made the announcement on Twitter makes us face some harsh realities. More » -
#gossiproundup
Demi Moore's New, International Twitter War
Demi Moore won't respond to the British Prime Minister's wife. Victoria Beckham won't respond to questions about her tits. And Hugh Hefner doesn't respond well to his wife's infidelity. Oh, yes, it's your Thursday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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Demi Moore and Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas
Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson's corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More » -
#twitter
Ashton Kutcher, Exploited Twitter Spokesmodel
Has any celebrity tied himself so closely to a technology product as Ashton Kutcher with Twitter? It's doubtful, and yet Kutcher hasn't received a dime for his defacto endorsement. That's not lost on the actor. More » -
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Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
Michael Jackson's doctor is still just as sketchy as before. Tom Cruise will raise your kids for you. Jude Law's new baby's name, rappers, witches, Heroes, Gossip Girls, and Ashton Kutcher's fake life. Presenting an epic Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:
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#gossiproundup
Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
Jon Gosselin's pissed Kate Major's lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth's GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Morning, here we go:
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#gossiproundup
Is Britney Spears Cheating on Her New Boyfriend/Agent?
Britney Spears spent two days in Atlanta with some mystery dude, Michael Jackson's doctor is being investigated for murder, Brad Pitt puts Ashton Kutcher in his place, Renee Zellweger prepares to get fat again, and Madonna's tour suffers a tragedy. More » -
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I Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and Gary Coleman are all having relationship issues. Megan Fox: macking on Zac Efron and smack-talking Michael Bay. Liza's mob problems, Twilight's freak fanbase, and celebrity cocaine usage! Presenting your pre-Holiday Friday Gossip Roundup: More » -
#psych
Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
NBC's Matt Lauer, CNN's Larry King and ABC's Cynthia McFadden have all been dispatched to the Neverland Ranch to anchor programs tomorrow from the Michael Jackson corpse-viewing that Jackson's family says was never scheduled in the first place. [TV Newser] -
#prestigeprojects
Ashton Kutcher: Live and Fabulous
Going to the theater can often be a culturally enlightening experience. But it does cost a lot of money. So when you do go, you want to make sure it's something good, right? Like something starring Ashton Kutcher! More » -
#matrices
The Million Twitter Matrix: Starring Oprah and Ashton Kutcher
Well in the midst of all the hubbub in Williamsburg another huge internet sensation, Twitter, took some major steps this week: Twitaholic Ashton Kutcher hit a million followers. And now, Oprah's on board. Matrix time! More » -
#shutuptwitter
Did Ashton Kutcher Cheat His Way to a Million Twitter Pals?
Ashton Kutcher, we wish we could quit you. The model-actor-director-wantrepreneur has been racing CNN to attract a million followers on Twitter, and he barely won this morning. People are already suggesting the contest was rigged. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Oprah's on Twitter, Twitter's on Oprah, and Everyone's So Excited!
We think we've figure out Twitter's big news tomorrow: Oprah Winfrey is joining Twitter. Here's the evidence. More »
