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more about #askgawker more comments → Clarence Rosario: I'm a little late to all of this. Did I miss the part where Keith plays a mechanized infantry division and Emily plays South Ossetia? more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: they both look so depressed and vulnerable more » MrInBetween: From Russia With Lust more » BookishLookish: On the Starfucker Scale, this rates a premature ejaculation followed by an overanxious apology. Or, two "mehs" and a "I just got a bad peanut" face. more » CodePink: I went all the way to Windsor Terrace a couple times for a guy who liked to get spanked. That shit's the l-u-v. more » RollsRoyceRevenge: Every time I see that photo of her I remember the time I was six and fell asleep on my Colorforms Fun. more » hamburgerhotdog: But what does Julia think about all of this? more » Trixie from Toronto: I am deeply attracted to his mouth. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: and then ... and then ... more » KarenUhOh: It's like Reds, only the Russian Revolution is a three-book deal. more » derby: if there were ever a time for a collective 'who gives a fuck?' this would be it. more » zaropa: Isn't policy at this website to only say very encouragingly nice things about former employees? Or was that a misinterpretation made by some non-fawni... more » curlysue: Did you hear about this in homeroom or in the freshman hallway after 5th period? more » belltolls: Who do you think they are voting for? more » Unfun: It must be nice to have a lifestyle that affords month-long jaunts to Russia to meet long-lost loves. I should have gone to memoir-writing school ins... more »

