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more about #assholes more comments → aztecprincess: If ever a Mexican votes for/likes/forgives this unspeakable turd, I am personally gonna kick their ass. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: In which Felix The Salmon taunts "Lying Leprosy Lou" Dobbs: [blogs.reuters.com] more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Ok. Nothing solid about racist yet. Lying, ratings-hungry douchebag, yes: [blogs.wsj.com] more » Wrapitup: Ah, I see that Lou Dobbs' political consultants made it clear to him that there was no way he would make it past the Republican primaries without the ... more » Magister: In the video, he was a bit condescending toward the interviewer, but she opened the door and apparently he was tired of answering her questions. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: "The funny thing, Lou, is that you were the one who attempted to create the impression, without evidence, that all illegal immigrants were criminals."... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: I fucking knew it. more » Niko Bellic: Yeah, he said the right things, but he said them while being Lou Dobbs, which is a bad thing to be, therefore both him and his words need to be deport... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: If this dickwad runs for President he may singlehandedly bring about a new less-sucky era of "SNL". Some cast member is already getting the latex jow... more » rledrialmder: That wasn't Lou Dobbs talking, that was "Lou Dobbs", that character he played on CNN. He only plays a rabid cracker bigot on TV. more » willwriteforfood: "We should turn into a solution rather than a continuing debate and factional contest." That's a pretty fucking quick turnaround, Lou, especially you... more » Unsolicited Advice: There is approximately three solid months of footage that political opponents could play of him accusing Mexicans of being some sort of plague sent by... more » meechybee: Why is it that the same people who are so xenophobic and ant-immigrant are the same people who are anti-birth control? more » Helio: I was shocked when I heard this on the radio riding into work. Had I just imagined his history of bigoted nonsense all this time? I get that the man ... more » meechybee: Oh, so he is running for office... more » -
#assholes
Lou Dobbs Loves Immigrants Now, Everyone
Oh, seriously? "In a little-noticed interview Friday, Mr. Dobbs told Spanish-language network Telemundo he now supports a plan to legalize millions of undocumented workers, a stance he long lambasted as an unfair 'amnesty.'"
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#assholes
Ed Meese Suddenly Worried About the Prison Population
"In an interview at the Heritage Foundation, a conservative research group where he is a fellow, Mr. Meese said the 'liberal ideas of extending the power of the state' were to blame for an out-of-control criminal justice system." Ahem. More » -
#blinditems
Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
Blind items! They happen. Especially in Craigslist's depths, where inanity prevails in the form of, among other ways you never wanted to consider possible, job listings. So we want to know: which "highly visable" former Obama roommate needs an assistant? More » -
#endorsements
Gawker Endorsement: Don't Vote for Bloomberg
Tomorrow is Election Day! You will probably not vote, because there are no contested races for anything important in 90% of the nation. But if you are a New Yorker, we have one message: don't vote for Michael Bloomberg.
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#explainer
What Is Joe Lieberman's Plan, Exactly?
You have heard, probably, about how Connecticut Senator Joe "Wallace Wimple" Lieberman inserted himself into the health care debate by announcing that he'd join a Republican filibuster against Harry Reid's bill. But no one has explained why!
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#blinditems
Who Are These Rich Jerks?
Doree Shafrir has a new story in Details about rich guys who just won't stop spending money, during this recession. And all the guys have pseudonyms, like criminals! Do you know any evil rich people who fit these descriptions? More » -
#campaigns
Newt Gingrich Still Running For President
A grown man who is currently reenacting the Battle of Trenton on Twitter thinks he could be president in 2012. More » -
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#fameballs
Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
Accustomed to being paid for doing absolutely nothing, reality television performance artist Heidi Montag refused to attend her own sister's birthday without compensation. What's the union rate for siblings? More » -
#numbers
Tucker Max's second week in theaters. Guess how he did. No, really. Guess.
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#scumbags
Heroic 9/12 Mob Chases Off Black People
Here is a nine minute video of a man named Tim Jones chasing and screaming at three black people at the 9/12 rally. Tim Jones is a right-wing blog folk hero for his heroic actions that day. More » -
#crazies
Today In Interruptions of Republican Town Halls
Oh, weird, an old-fashioned Code Pink protest at a Town Hall. She is bugging John McCain, who kicks her out, because of the yelling. Town Hall disrupters are patriotic real Americans unless they are not. More » -
#punishment
Chris Brown Sentencing Reveals International Brawls with Rihanna
We knew Chris Brown wouldn't go to jail for beating Rihanna, so we can't say we're surprised a judge sentenced him to 1400 hours of community service this afternoon. But it's worth noting that the infamous incident wasn't isolated. More » -
#fashion
Just A Random, Idle Thought From Andy McCarthy At The Corner
Last time we checked in with brilliant political thinker and former assistant US Attorney Andy McCarthy, he was writing Obama/Ahmadinejad slashfic. Today he is writing about fashion! More » -
#comingsout
Perez Hilton Will Not Apologize For Being An Awful Person
Perez Hilton got a fawning LA Times profile today. Instead of taking the opportunity to win fans back after recent publicity snafus, he used it as a platform to define his brand going forward: that of a professionally insufferable dick.
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#desperateapologies
Chris Brown is really, really, really, really sorry for beating Rihanna to a pulp. [Youtube]
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#assholes
Randall Terry's Back!
Radical Catholic Mullah Randall Terry is profiled in today's Washington Post. Terry used to be a prominent leader of the anti-abortion movement. Now, he is just a crazy loser whom no one likes. More » -
#bravestands
One Congressional Hero Votes Against Plaque Honoring Slaves
Ron Paul gets shit for being the sole "no" vote on most popular, entirely symbolic bills, so when we read that there was one vote against a plaque honoring slaves at the Capitol, we thought we knew who was responsible. More » -
#chrisbrown
Go Directly to Jail
Chris Brown, woman-beater, showed up at Puffy's White Party last weekend wearing a $300,000 pendant "that spelled out the word 'OOPS!' in diamonds." What a fucking asshole. [YBF via The Awl] -
#war
Washington Post Opinion Page Wants War With Iran
Today in the Washington Post editorial page: former UN Ambassador and unpleasant mustachioed asshole John Bolton says it is time for Israel to start a war with Iran. More »
