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more about #attacks more comments → Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: And here I thought nerds only cared about hair pie. The more you know . . . more » FitnessMadeSimple: Oh, hey, good idea. Let's make a statement about how intolerant these folks are by being intolerant! And then we can put out a poorly-written press re... more » Sergio Hernandez: And of course it's the same group of Che Guevara wannabes who "occupied" the Kimmel dining hall last year. [gawker.com] Maybe they're angling for PE... more » DahlELama: Well, I for one am proud to see kids from my alma mater spreading a solid message to the public. Oh, what's that? The message you intended to send wa... more » BettyCrocker: The event, entitled "The Jihad Still Threatens America," encouraged viscous Islamophobia and promoted aggressive military intervention in majority Mus... more » blix: Meh, it's been sone before. more » Btwbfdimho: Why the Moon? I thought the Moonies were in Korea. more » lionboy: Next time we bomb the moon we should get Roland Emmerich to direct. more » Dr. Nick: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom! more » RussianTaco: The man on the moon was part of an Al Qaeda sleeper cell. more » MonkeyButter: Some day my grandchildren will complain, "Why do we have to go to the moon again, it's so boring there." And I'll tell them, "You kids don't know noth... more » slite: Am I the only one, but I was expecting to see Wallowitz and Kudropoly in the background. more » naugahydeinplainsight: Ruskies!?! You show us goddam used to be Commies never landed on the moon themselves Russkie commentary? Cool. (In Soviet Russia, moon lands on you.) more » daveyjonesisdead: History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of man I bet some creature emerges from the innards of the moon and totally smites us. more » BadUncle: First it's a moon bombing. Then we send moon "advisors." Soon, it's a full-scale commitment of troops. The Nobel Peace Prize is a sham! more » -
#jihad
NYU Tolerancemongers Attack Intolerance With Pie
Last week, Forbes columnist and NYU professor Tunku Varadarajan won our Outrage-off for his column about crazy Muslim murderers lurking amongst us. NYU radicals have struck back with a revolutionary pie-ing of Varadarajan's Islamaphobic allies! More » -
#starwars
NASA's Moon Assault Probably Awesome If You Were on the Moon
We'd be lying if we said that we weren't hoping for at least a temporary, small-scale lunar disaster this morning when NASA attacked the moon, with a rocket. The computer simulations, at least, showed a huge explosion. Alas. More » -
#heroes
Baghdad Shoe Hurler: Journalistic Role Model
Let's not forget that the hero Iraqi Shoe Hurler was a journalist before he became a footwear projectilist. A certain portion of his colleagues think he disgraced his profession. They're wrong. Let's go to Muntader's brand new explanatory op-ed! More » -
#videuhoh
When Puppies Attack
First Jacques Chirac was mauled by his Maltese. And this morning, Lester Holt was viciously bitten on the face by a bloodthirsty young Rottweiler. When will we fight back against the canine menace? -
#heroes
Baghdad Shoe Hurler Now Official Iraqi Hero
It's only been one day, and already Muntader al-Zaidi, the Iraqi reporter who terrorized George W. Bush with high speed shoe projectiles, is already a full scale national hero. Viva los zapatos (in Arabic)! More » -
