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more about #audrinapatridge more comments → The Dewd: I was subjected to a forced viewing of this show yesterday, and marveled at the sheer banality of the non-problems plaguing these poor tormented creat... more » mimigoliath: I have never watched this show, but I will never forget that the five minutes I had to watch before the MTV Movie Awards this summer were instantly re... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more » metoometoo: I swear to God, I downloaded Comic Life a couple of months ago, specifically to create recaps of The Hills for my blog. But after messing around with ... more » Awesome X: I'm thankful for this. more » Mike Jahn: Don't knock these people. Heidi and Spencer last night became the only people in the history of celebrity to disgust the entire cast and crew of "The ... more » Conchie Birdie: No respectable doctor would treat these people. more » susannahrebecca: You forgot to include the transcript of Heidi's prayer to her "Heavenly Father" where she thanks him for her outfit. I nearly peed my pants. more » HenryLovesFonzie: Bets on how many times they say "What happens in Vegas..." next week. more » ShanghaiLil: Yeah. "Celebrities." Sure. more » belltolls: Paid commenters; awesome concept. #audrinapatridge more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: When will it end? #thehills more » shag_carpet_bomb: "I'm done with you" ohhh, don't say it if you don't mean it. #thehills more » hamburgerhotdog: Kristen and Audrina should have a black eyeliner-off. Whoever can rim their eyes to look most like a panda bear wins the heart of Justin Bobby. #thehills more » HenryLovesFonzie: A hairstylist. Because, really Kristin? You're on a popular reality show and you can't come up with anything better than a sloppy ponytail... Also, ... more » -
#recaps
The Hills: Comic Book Adventures in Finale Land
Sadly another season of this show has come and gone. Like most episodes, nothing happened, but the plot still seemed to progress. That's why we translated the action into serial comic form. It's later, the same day... More » -
#recaps
The Hills: A Comic Book Adventure in Las Vegas
On The Hills, nothing ever happens, but the plot still unfolds. It's like reading one of those serialized comics in the funny pages. Now you can see exactly what we mean, because we made our own.
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#recaps
The Hills: Later, The Same Day...
Nothing ever seems to happen on The Hills, yet the plot still progresses. It's like another masterpiece of serialized fiction: Apartment 3G. Ever wonder what this show would look like as a comic strip?
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#twittering
Hollywood Invents Celebrity Twittering for Dollars
When show business spots a corner of public consciousness not colonized by product placement and paid endorsements, its experts spring to work to take care of that. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Trolls, Ogres, and Scary Godmothers
Heidi got some puppies for her birthday, but that's not enough. She has her prop neighbor child over to try to convince Spencer it's time to have kids. We know she's not ready, but she's already practicing by telling stories. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Birthday Party Massacre
Heidi Montag can't just have any old birthday party, she has to have an extravaganza in her glass coffin and invite all the dueling princesses to come. Drama ensues. But even more exciting than the party is the preparation. More » -
#recaps
The Hills: Text and Subtext
It happened to Paris Hilton, and now Justin Bobby's cell phone has been hacked! The internet was abuzz today with all of the text messages he's been sending. We have the full transcript and a video! More » -
#recaps
The Hills: The Island of Misfit Sex Toys
What would it be like to live in a world where you are the only person with a job? Stacie The Bartender gave us a page of her diary so we could live vicariously through her. More » -
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#thehills
The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance
The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jennifer Aniston Must Compete with Gerard Butler's War Pug for Affection
Jennifer Aniston: now eliciting tabloid sympathy. Scott Rudin: still a dick, but a funny one who hates his mother. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart: prisoners of the vampire kingdom, which needs to go. Winehouse: mess-y. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#realitychronicles
Changes Rocking The Hills Threaten to Shatter Reality/Un-Reality Continum
In news that has rocked fake-Hollywood, Audrina Patridge announced today she is leaving MTV's quasi-reality show The Hills sending industry analysts into coma-like stupors attempting to figure out what this means, or if it means anything. More » -
#gossiproundup
Ashlee Simpson Gets Downright Trashy at a Party in LA
Ashlee Simpson got drunk at a party and made a spectacle of herself by screaming at Pete Wentz's ex Michelle Trachtenberg, Brad Pitt shares hygiene secrets, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush marriage rumors swirl, and Chris Pine dumped Audrina Patridge. More » -
#traderoundup
When TV Stars Ruled the Earth
Cannibals will soon roam the earth, as will comedians. Jennifer Aniston and dogs are Mother Nature's favorite creations. Audrina Patridge will never, ever die. Your in-town-for-pilot-season friend will never, ever leave. More » -
#opencaption
"Is This the Line for the Space Launch?"
[Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" at LAX today; image via Bauer-Griffin]
