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more about #avrillavigne more comments → SybilDisobedience: Am I the only one touched by the Boyzone story? I never listened to them and likely never will, but that's a sweet thing to do. #lindsaylohan more » DevilsAvocado: Joe Francis has no backbone... and he also has very creepy tic-tac teeth. more » Swordfish: Shooting Valium: Because it takes tooo much effort to swallow those little V pills with a slug of water? more » applejuice: Being named "celebrity mum of the year" by some British company seems to be a bad bad omen like no other. I remember when Kerry Katona was named that ... more » Magister: Wouldn't large thumbs help market the movie? It could be like a subtle Sissy Hankshaw reference. more » katekate is squared: One of the comments on that Megan Fox article is "Megan Fox is dumb as a doornail." I cannot stop laughing. more » SaraRueful: Ah, Drew. Welcome to the age when a Big Night Out requires at least two days of recovery. Sucks, doesn't it? more » The Curse of Millhaven: How does Fox think she can possibly get an unbiased opinion of her technique? She's pretty and she is famous for being pretty. Whoever has sex with he... more » WackoJacko: To get the play he does, I assume Brandon Davis must have either the biggest dick or best heroin in town. Or both. more » WackoJacko: Foster Kramer is good. Like, old school Gawker good. WackoJacko likes this. more » electriklights: I got confused when I read that as "Robin Williams fears for Susan Boyle's sanity." more » Perhaps Not: That Michelle Williams item is among the saddest things I've read all week. more » Cheap Shot: So, Avril woke up and said "who is this human pug next to me???!" more » CaptainFantastic: You know what's worse than your kid asking another kid about their dead father? It's your kid asking random women with tummies if they're "going to ha... more » blix: @ monoverb: Hmm...administrated by lay trustees. Thanks for the clarification. But still, there were nuns involved. more » -
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Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
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Lindsay Lohan "Still Learning" Time, Fashion
Lindsay Lohan tries to explain her adventures in fashion. Britney Spears receives a dubious award. Joe Francis has no backbone. And we feel bad for Leona Lewis. Yes, it's your Thursday morning gossip roundup. It's it's chock full of nuts! More » -
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The Freaky Thumbed Nature of Megan Fox's Sexual Superpowers
Megan Fox has super special sexual powers. Avril Lagine's love-life is "komplicayted," or however she spells it. Jon Gosselin is still around. Justin Timberlake's a funny drunk. Babies, rappers, Yokos, McSteamies, and more! Presenting your Rosh Hashana Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
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Nuns Not Impressed by Lady Gaga
Nuns don't understand Lady Gaga. Small children understand Michael Jackson and Heath Ledger's deaths. And Martha Stewart can't comprehend Jessica Simpson's dead dog surprise. Welcome to your Friday gossip roundup! More » -
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Lindsay Lohan's Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
Lindsay Lohan wants a reality show. So does Redmond O'Neal. Meanwhile, Derek Jeter may be getting a dose of married life, and Avril Lavigne may soon be a single gal. All that and way more in your Thursday Gossip Roundup... More » -
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Did Katie Holmes Perform a Judy Garland Number to Arouse Tom Cruise?
Katie Holmes appears on So You Think You Can Dance (Video!), Gerard Butler is getting fat, Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler reunite, Gwyneth Paltrow cooks a chicken, Avril Lavigne parties really hard and Gwen Stefani looks pretty damn good. More » -
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"Gosh, Avril, I Really Hope My BFFs Don't Murder You As You Sleep"
[Paris Hilton and Avril Lavigne holding hands at the Villa after party in Los Angeles last night, photo by X17, click for the bigpic.] -
