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more about #axlrose more comments → BullfightsOnAcid: Use Your Collusion more » Sproing: Investing just takes a little patience. more » bluebears: I always have and always will get all my financial advice from Shug Knight. more » cockfightbarmitzvah: Only Duff has the financial acumen to take us all to economic Paradise City. Where the cash is green and all the banks have liquidity. more » uninspired: He's doing better than Steven Adler, if anyone has had the misfortune of watching VH1's Sober House. more » The Dewd: This is sort of like the time Spinderella wrote a column in the Financial Times about Corn Futures more » drunkexpatwriter: To be fair, he can't do any worse than Paulson or Bernake, and one of the reasons that Scott Weiland left Velvet Revolver is because he said that all ... more » saythatscool: Let me guess- he wants me to go heavy into pharmaceuticals and get rid of my options on prophylactics? more » Iceland Spar: If you were an international rock star for years but now need to write for cash, you shouldn't be giving financial advice. If there is a "Behind the M... more » flossy: "... To sum up, I highly recommend beer (NYSE: BEER) as a low-risk investment vehicle that pays immediate dividends. If you're in the gambling way, a ... more » R.J. Zavala: My dad liked Gn'R. And so do I, but only when I'm piss drunk at some shitty dive karaoke bar and I want to totally piss off/annoy everyone by singing... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: They could always get a webcam and go the puppy route. Guns and Roses, meet Paws and Noses. more » DevilsAvocado: I haven't been able to look at Axl Rose since I realised his name is an anagram of oral sex. Shudder. Now there's a visual image I don't need. Way to ... more » DevilsAvocado: That's not music. Now THIS is music... [au] more » BookishLookish: Take me down to Circuit City Guns N Roses sucks, all their songs are shitty Oh, won't you please take me home. more » -
#rockstars
Any Old Celebrity Can Now Be a Financial Expert
What do you get when you mix the star power of musical train wreck Axl Rose with the finance-as-a-second-career media appeal of former ballplayer Lenny Dykstra? A Guns N' Roses financial columnist! More » -
#losers
Axl Rose Kills US Economy
Ridiculously braided Guns "N" Roses frontman Axl Rose is destroying our national economy this holiday season through sloth and anger. And, even more, by not selling any freakin records: More » -
#gossiproundup
In Real Life, Tom Cruise Foils the Saboteurs
It's reconciliation day: Letterman invited Leno, Madonna offered to visit Guy Ritchie and even Marc Jacobs dropped the drama. Tom Cruise is still kind of a bastard, though. More » -
#gossiproundup
Gwyneth Paltrow's Jailbait Boobs Mystify Fans
A day of new beginnings: Gwyneth Paltrow SOMEHOW restored her breasts to teenage perkiness, Paula Abdul is maybe leaving American Idol and Tommy Hilfiger uncanceled his wedding. More » -
