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more about #babies more comments → raincoaster: Before you dismiss this, look at the evidence. #health more » SidAndFinancy: "Hey, baby, can I get your digits?" "Whoa! I was talking to your mom!" #parenting more » themediatrix: The NYT is so pathetic when it comes to reporting on health issues that it should be banned from doing so from this point forward. The "study" the st... more » OMG! Ponies!: Open Caption: Look Ma! No hands! #parenting more » OMG! Ponies!: Nothing beats strolling down 7th Ave to the flea market, the smell of leaves in the cool autumn air, while the tiny fingers of Hunter and Tyler and Br... more » daveyjonesisdead: It's harder to blog about your food coop if you're missing a few digits. So, there's that. #parenting more » LatestBy: As a former nanny who was almost 9 1/2 fingered, I can tell you those can pinch sad, unemployed journalists' fingers too. #parenting more » BettyCrocker: Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers...* *Survivor Type, Stephen King, 1985 #parenting more » kappakappaspankme: That's what you get for being too poor to buy a Bugaboo. #parenting more » TheBusinessGuy: Fry 'em up, dip 'em in sauce, and Brooklyn kids can fight over them. #parenting more » HappyHollister: "If You Want to Lose Weight, Have a Baby" Thanks, and can I get fries with that? #health more » A Message To Rudy: So how does this play into this story? [www.nytimes.com] #health more » Fry_Bread_Power: Hmmm...sounds gimmicky. Not until I see a cardboard cut-out of a breast-feeding mommy between Jillian Michaels' display and Kim Kardashian's display ... more » Buttafooco: I can see a new classifieds section going up on Craigslist for men willing to suckle lactating mums. But wait........it says small humans. Damn you! ... more » scroll_lock: And remember when choosing that black is far more slimming than white. #health more » -
#recalls
Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
Fancy strollermaker Maclaren just issued its stroller recall this week, but it's known its products could chop off your baby's fingers for at least five years now. Why does Maclaren want Park Slope's streets littered with tiny digits? [NYP] -
#fitness
If You Want to Lose Weight, Have a Baby
Fat: the silent menace of new moms and just plain fat people alike. Scientists now tell us that you must either have a small human suckle the fat off your body, or cut your own gut open, to slim down. More » -
#collectorsedition
Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7
Angelina Jolie has reportedly begun the process to adopt a seventh child from Syria. But she signed the papers alone, which naturally leads to some speculation. [Jezebel] -
#wtf
Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out in Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
There's much chatter about upcoming final votes on the Health Care bill we're basically sick—ahem—of hearing about because when people talk about health care they apparently start to go slightly insane. As evidenced by this baby-assisted floor speech. More » -
#trendwatch
But What Will Parenthood Mean For Your Yuppie Fitness Routine?
Parenthood these days: It is full of challenges, or so we hear! As a parent, will you be able to successfully continue jogging? And what about your tennis game, and the peer pressure that goes with it? Parenting is hard! More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
Giant Baby Will Not Be Ignored
An Indonesian woman gave birth to this 19.2 pound bundle of joy, the country's biggest baby ever. Doctors think gestational diabetes is to blame. We think he's just an awesome giant. That other baby doesn't even know what to think. -
#barackobama
The president's historic election didn't help break his name into the top 1000 baby names.
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#thepoors
Poor Africans Catch Break on Babies (Cue Questionable Remarks)
It never fails: you leave a little food on your plate and some liberal whines about all the starving children in Africa. Well, thanks to a new, cheap invitro program, there may soon be more hungry mouths to not feed... More » -
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#wtf
Dead Baby Surprises Funeral-Planning Parents By Being Alive
A prematurely born baby: died, given a death certificate, had funeral arrangements made for him. Then he started crying from his box. Also, I read the tag on the linked post as "Old Stuff," which - LOLZ - terrible. [Guanabee] -
#feuds
The Hamptons Magazine Snob-Off
The high society better-than-yous who summer in The Hamptons are under the impression that there is some legitimate moral stratification of Hamptons summer society magazines. They fuss and fight as if they were doing something marginally useful, or coherent! More » -
#risiblemisprisions
Kindergarten Admissions Tests Go Missing on the Upper West Side. Everybody Freak Out!
A bunch of kids took tests to succeed in life. These tests were lost and now the parents of those kids are very angry because, as their progeny might say, "a risible misprision" has occurred. More » -
#science
Jeff Bezos Wants Your Baby's Brains
What will Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos do next, after launching his grand Kindle swindle on the newspapers? He's aiming to get inside your offspring's heads! More » -
#dynasties
CBS Mogulette Julie Chen Is So Going to Milk Her Pregnancy
Early Show host and Les Moonves wifey Julie Chen is preggers! And from the sound of her banter this morning, we are going to be hearing all about Mrs. CBS's baby-to-be for months. More » -
#shutupbrooklyn
Killer Dog Rampage in Park Slope 'Tot Lot!'
The perpetually put-upon parents of Park Slope have yet another outrage to face! Already battling listserv fees and fighting sexist hats, the yups must now contend with dogs trying to eat their babies! More » -
#politics
Gavin Newsom, the Unexpected Family Man
San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom, who's running in the 2010 California governor's race, has wasted no time in turning the unwanted revelation of his impending fatherhood to political gain. More » -
#babies
San Francisco's First Lady Pregnant with Gavin Newsom's Campaign Prop
We hear Jennifer Siebel, the actress wife of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom, is pregnant — and furious with the friends who let word slip. But we bet her pro-gay marriage husband is thrilled. More » -
#alfiepatten
Tabloids' Innocence Shattered as Maybe 13 Year-Old Is Not Baby Daddy
What is the world coming to, when the bottom-feeding British press can't even trust 13 year-olds to be truthful about whether they were the one who screwed the 15 year-old and made a baby? More » -
#savethechildren
All You Have to Do to Get Famous These Days Is Have a Baby or Fourteen
People like Nadya Suleman, the IVF junkie mother of 14, and Alfie Patten, the 13-year-old father from England, are getting famous just for reproducing. It's a pretty gross trend. More »
