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more about #badideas more comments → Baroness: That dragon is peeing on her. And Paris sort of likes it, before the disfiguring car crash. more » pmarble: She's got a dragon in her pocket and baby he's ready to roar? Wait. No. more » shostakobitch: Forget it Hamilton, it's Chinatown. more » miss_msry: Are they riffing on Paris Hilton and her armpit chihuahuas? more » AzureTexan: That big lizard is the ideal mascot for the advertised drink, 'cause with such low alcohol the night will just drag on. more » Airvault: She goes to Chinatown and gets a dragon and all I've ever gotten was Kung Pao chicken and a STD? I have to stop drinking Joose. more » Richard Lawson: No longer chasing the dragon, Cindy gets drunk. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: She looks like Tiger's wife, no? more » m4ximusprim3: Apparently Honah-lee resembles vegas at night. PP&M had it all wrong. more » Fry_Bread_Power: The dragon is rubber-necking at the group of pedestrians the driver just mowed through. more » iplaudius: Her eyes are not closed. She’s a slanty-eyed Chinese lady enjoying a slanty-eyed Chinese beverage, YOU RACIST. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: If she keeps stroking reptiles, she's going to catch Gator AIDS. more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: They should have gotten Roman Polanski to endorse it. more » raincoaster: Well, at least they didn't obscure RDJ's "charms". #esquire more » o-line: Blakeley's hand looks so soft. #domesticviolence more » -
#drunks
How Not to Advertise an Alcoholic Beverage
Bad enough the lady is drinking and driving with only one hand because she's holding a (hallucinated?) dragon in the other hand. Also, her eyes are closed. [Copyranter. Click to enlarge.]
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#magazines
Magazine of the Future Ruined by Magazine Delivery System of the Past
Esquire decided to SAVE MAGAZINES this month by putting another weird little "hold it up to your webcam" hologram augmented-reality gizmo on the cover, but alas: the magical doohickey is obscured by the address label. Curse you, ignoble media irony. More » -
#wtf
Hit a Bitch to Stop Domestic Violence
You know what would be a good way to stop domestic violence? Set up a free website called "Hit The Bitch" where you can use your computer's mouse to simulate beating that mouthy bitch till you're "100% Gangsta." But then! More » -
#badideas
Mickey Mouse's 'Naughty' Makeover Promises to be Disturbing
Disney's beloved panda-rodent mascot is getting a video game makeover, and it'll give you more nightmares than the time he emptied all those buckets for that jerkface sorcerer. Because this time the nightmares might be, um, sexy? More » -
#surrealestate
Monuments to Hubris: The New Tech HQs That Harbinger Doom
Historically, big tech companies start building new gigantic corporate campus instead right before they implode. Oh, look: Yahoo's drawing up plans for a 42-acre project and hadn't laying off thousands of workers. More » -
#chrisfarley
Dead Man Thanked For Being in Ad
David Spade had his sniveling say about the DirecTV commercial he did with Chris Farley's ghost. Now, one of the guys who wrote the commercial writes a fair, reasonable blog post about his intentions. Okay. But he ends with this: More » -
#wealthandtaste
Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
"Do you love chocolate almost as much as you love diamonds?" Yes, and??? Long have I waited to meet others like me: Wealthy lovers of gaudy jewels and cheap candy. If only... More » -
#journalismism
CBS News: Just Forget About Letterman
Where was CBS on that whole David Letterman affair scandal, hmmm?? Oh yea: They were airing hours upon hours Letterman's own explanations of it. Which were masterful. Now, CBS News wants to get to the bottom of it. Meh. Don't. More » -
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#badideas
AP's Betting the Farm Microsoft Will Crush Google
The Associated Press, self-declared enemy of internet evildoers, says it has seen some awesome new Microsoft search technology — top secret stuff — that will return its content to a position of total world domination. Google is so history. More » -
#advertising
Kiehl's Encourages Your Profane Feedback
Goody, Kiehl's has put up one of those "Make Your Own" cartoon websites, which is always a bad idea, PR-wise. Weird that this was the default text though, right? [via Adfreak] -
#idiots
A 15-year old was charged with illegal tattooing after being "cool" and branding his friend.
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#media
Do We Need Another Eastwick?
John Updike's The Witches of Eastwick has been a book, a film, a sequel and people have twice tried — and failed — to make it into a television series. Now ABC has done just that, but is it wise? More » -
#badideas
Have Gun, Will Travel Could be Horrific Reality
Have the political gods gone crazy? It would appear that way, because the Senate voted to allow Americans, who aren't always the most stable of folk, to carry unloaded and locked guns on Amtrak trains. How can this be good? More » -
#badideas
Despite the Odds, Huffington Trying Hand at DC Drama
Is there anything Arianna Huffington can't do? Well, we'll all see, for the Internet queen's about to jump into prime time television. And, of course, she;s not jumping too far from her roots. More » -
#badideas
NYC Considering New Front in Smoking War
Alright. This has got to stop. After banning smoking in bars, New York City officials are now thinking of extending their totalitarian grip to public spaces. Will the madness never end? More » -
#badideas
Ashley Dupre's Tabloid Symbiosis
Ashley Dupre and the New York Post have finalized their deal: Ashley will give the Post exclusive interviews and sexxxy exclusive photo shoots in hooker heels. In return, they'll play like they're on her side. Everybody wins, except Ashley Dupre!
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#ugh
MSNBC's Continues Tradition of Airing PTSD-Inducing 9/11 Footage
There are many ways to memorialize the eighth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. This morning, MSNBC chose the worst: re-airing the tape of their coverage from that terrible morning. More » -
#scapegoats
Meet The GOP's Latest Political Sacrifice
The Republican party wouldn't be living up to its obstructionist reputation if they didn't offer a rebuttal to Obama's health care speech before Congress tomorrow. But rather than letting Bobby Jindal create another PR disaster, they're trotting out a doctor! More »
