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more about #badpeople more comments → MessiahsHandle: Where is said contract? On the inside of Gosselin's Yearbook? P.S. Homeroom with you rocked!!!...K.I.T...L.Y.L.A.S more » KikiCanuck: Looks like I might have to seriously re-think my assistant's job description... where did I put my crayons? more » themediatrix: Hmmm -- if you look at who wrote what, it certainly appears there was some pressure being applied, and I don't mean that he was pressuring her into be... more » Spirit Fingers: This contract was consummated with a My Little Pony collection and a hacky-sack. more » katekate is squared: Wait, who the fuck is Kate Major? I'm so confused now. more » Rufus-T-Firecrotch: This is the kind of thing that got Ted Williams decapitated and immersed in a barrel of liquid nitrogen in a Scottsdale strip mall. more » thursdaynext27: As I recall, the "napkin contract" didn't work out too well for Spielberg in his divorce with Amy Irving. more » sarahsmile: If you liked it, then you should have put a contract of dubious origin on it. more » BookishLatkeish: That scratched-out part by John after "Kate Major"? "who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch," more » Lymed: Contracts between minors aren't legally enforceable. more » econdave: Not even close to Justin Verlander and the $3,000 chocolate milk. [seattletimes.nwsource.com] more » PamBeesley: I notorized it with the bottom of a Amstel Light bottle and some marinara sauce. It's legit. more » HenryLovesFonzie: "Baby, I love you and you know I trust you... But I'm not having sex with you again unless you put it in wriiiting!! It's important to me and if you'... more » misslinda: This gave me smiles. If this was a t-shirt, I would wear it. more » AzureTexan: If I recall correctly, signatories to the Treaty of Versailles used Magic Markers. more » -
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Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
Kate Major quit her job at Star after falling in "love" with Octodad Jon Gosselin and living happily ever after for a month or so. But she didn't do it on a whim; she had the world's most comical "contract!" More »
