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more about #barackobama more comments → Uncle_Billy_Slumming: 28,299... pretty close more » pureblarney: I'm sad to hear about what happens to these turkeys. Shame on Disney... I hope they take better care of their other animals. But on a much happier not... more » naugahydeinplainsight: Something delightfully Chamber of Commercey about the way most powerful man in the world, the President of the United States, gives a plug to "thank J... more » thatblackgirl: He is such a nerd. Happy Thanksgiving everybody! more » MrInBetween: TURKEY: GOBBLE GOBBLE PALIN: There you go. TURKEY: GOBBLE GOBBLE GOB--AAAAACKKKKKK! more » badhatharry: We all go to Reseda, some day, to die. more » BookishLookish: Those girls are so beautiful. And he does look like a large chicken. more » nicepony: Ya know Jeremy and his pals are all reading this and texting like mad today: "Dude, remember I'm the one who told you to talk to him at The Abbey...s... more » mimigoliath: Is it wrong that I love this? It's ridiculous, but I really enjoy a completely unpolitical moment in stupid American tradition. And Obama is funny. O... more » Beau Nerd: "I don't know about the haircut," he says to the turkey, and somewhere in America Maureen Dowd lets out a tiny squeal of delight. more » flossy: Wow, he is going gray fast. more » HurtsSoGood: One question - why haven't we heard this about the turkeys before? I already knew they were too fat to mate on their own, but heart attacks? While i... more » crookedE: Oh, Barry. How can I stay mad at you? more » manchops: OMG OBAMA GIRLS VIDEO! You just saved my thanksgiving with this. Now why didn't bushie drag out those drunken slut twins more often? Umm, never mind. more » PaisleyPajamas: As soon as you name them, you can't eat them. "Courage" and "Carolina" should be very happy they were given monikers because it bumped them into "pet... more » -
#thanksgiving
Obama Sends Turkey to Die in California
After a hilarious speech, President Obama pardoned the first turkey of his administration, continuing this delightful tradition that should probably be ended, immediately. More » -
#dinnerdate
Meet the Hot Boyfriend David Geffen Took to Obama's State Dinner
It's well known that movie mogul David Geffen is Obama's Gay Friend. This was reinforced by tonight's state dinner, where Geffen sat at Obama's table. Oh, and Geffen's plus one was there, too: His hunky, 26-year-old boyfriend. More » -
#fore
Obama Sucks at Golf
The President has, to the chagrin of many, abandoned the basketball court for the links. He plays furtively, say the Wall Street Journal, because he's no Tiger Woods. More » -
#gaffes
Obama: Fundamentals of the Economy Are Still Strong
During the presidential campaign, John McCain stupidly announced that "the fundamentals of the economy are still strong," a statement that Barack Obama hung around his neck like a flaming car tire. Today, Obama hailed the economy's "core strengths." Whoops. More » -
#columnists
Maureen Dowd Thinks Obama Should Totally Act Like Sarah Palin
Maureen Dowd, this weekend: Obama should try to be "dynamic" like Sarah Palin, instead of all this "dithering" and bowing. Today, Ross Douthat writes a "reality-based" column on more or less the same topic! More » -
#holidays
Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
Thanksgiving Proclamations are, for the most part, pretty routine. Namecheck settlers, Washington, Lincoln, God, and our Troops. Encourage people to give thanks. The end. But there are some key differences between a Bush declaration and an Obama declaration!
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#surrender
Obama (Sort of) Comments on the Bow Flap: Controversy 'Leaves Me Speechless'
Barack Obama has responded, via an anonymous aide, to charges that by bowing to the Communist emperor of Japan he was actually surrendering and apologizing for World War II, which is technically illegal because he's not a citizen. More » -
#blinditems
Which Upper West Side Personality and 1983 Obama Roommate Needs a Memoir-Writing Assistant?
Blind items! They happen. Especially in Craigslist's depths, where inanity prevails in the form of, among other ways you never wanted to consider possible, job listings. So we want to know: which "highly visable" former Obama roommate needs an assistant? More » -
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#indecision
CafePress Is No Longer Officially Okay with Praying for Obama's Death
CafePress has reversed itself for the second time and discontinued once and for all the sale of "Pray For Obama: Psalm 109:8" merchandise, which is Christian code for "pray for Obama to get killed by God." More » -
#polls
Obama Joins Truman, Reagan, and Clinton In "Immediately Failed Presidencies" Club
It is a good thing the American Constitution calls for instant run-off presidential elections the minute the "winner" dips below 50% approval, or else we would be stuck with the most unpopular president in American history for years to come. More » -
#biblestudy
CafePress Is Officially Cool with Selling T-Shirts Urging People to Pray for Obama's Death
Yesterday, we reported that CafePress had halted sales of T-shirts bearing the slogan, "Pray For Obama: Psalm 109:8," which in Bible-talk means pray that "his days be few; let another take his office." After some thought, they're selling them again.
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#thinspiration
Obama Is a Starving Starlet: From President to 'Anorexia?' Tabloid Bait in Five Easy Steps
Accused of skipping meals and wasting away, the leader of the free world protested: Am not, I have naturally fine bones, and I'm under a lot of pressure. Hey Barack, quit stealing Nicole Richie's lines.
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#biblestudy
Christian Conservatives Praying for God to Kill Obama
There's a hilarious new meme in the wingnut sectors of the internet: someone's coined a bumper sticker slogan encouraging people to pray for Barack Obama. But here's the funny part: it's really a secret Christian code for "Kill the President!'
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#foxnews
A Truce in Obama's "War" on Fox "News"?
Obama is minutes away from being interviewed by the very network that one of his operativesfirebombedsaid was basically an arm of the Republican Party. Fox's Major Garrett tweets: "I will interview POTUS Wed am here in Beijing." [AP] -
#obamao
Communist China Tries to Protect Obama from Being Called a Communist
China banned these "Oba-Mao" T-shirts, which were selling at a brisk pace in Beijing, last week in an apparent effort to avoid embarrassing Barack Obama during his visit. The weird thing is, in China, it's a pro-Obama shirt. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Barack Obama Has Better Things to Do Than Tweet
You would have been delusional to think that the president didn't use a ghostwriter to update his Twitter account, @BarackObama. Still, it's now been confirmed that he didn't write any of his 418 tweets. Geeks are scandalized. More » -
#kowtow
Know Who Else Bowed to Japan's Emperor? Nixon.
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#journalismism
Politico Challenges Bob Bauer's Credentials, Headlines Story 'Bob Bauer's Credentials Challenged'
White House Counsel Greg Craig resigned. He will be replaced with campaign lawyer Bob Bauer, who is Barack Obama's personal attorney. Politico asserted that he is unqualified and then sought out critics to call him unqualified. More » -
#allegories
The Four Clips That Prove ABC's V Is Anti-Obama Propaganda
When the new ABC sci-fi series "V" premiered last Monday, everyone wondered if its titular Visitors were an allegorical critique of the Obama administration. Tonight's episode proved without a doubt that the creators of "V" hate Barack Obama.
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#howthingswork
David Plouffe Is a Two-Faced Machiavelli Who Broke Our Hearts
David Plouffe ran Barack Obama's campaign as a steady and extended fuck-you to the hyperventilating Drudge junkies at Politico, and we loved him for it. Now he's admitted he was leaking to them the whole time. More »
