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more about #barbaracorcoran more comments → Lysergic Asset: Come back when you sparkle or can turn into an eagle or some shit. - Most excellent turn of phrase. more » MattGaymon: I was run down by a cab on my way to Buddakhan. I blame myself. more » bowleserised: "laughing at Courtney Love's batshit claim that Britney Spears was molested as a young girl, and the British tabloid who's paying an unnamed female Sp... more » lobstr: In 2003, shortly after Versace's murder, some pals and I were in South Beach walking south when we happened upon a mansion with a spotlight on it and ... more » Hiroine Protagonist: "Hotmess Courtney Love reports that hotmess Britney Spears molested a kid. " This is how rumours start, children. more » AzureTexan: "Glenn Beck's job is to stick his dick in your ear." Aural sex? more » Airvault: Look for "Lil Warry" to blow up big in '10, yo. more » Foster Kamer: 16 items. Bang-bang. more » TedSez: Seriously, if a beauty pageant asks you who you'd like to have lunch with, the answer is always Jesus. Rounding out the Top Ten are Abe Lincoln, Opra... more » Unsolicited Advice: Miles and miles of squares, and still nobody cares... more » starke: no foster, you don't have an ear infection. you have been infected with the spirit of oscar wilde! i swear it! that is all. more » unclevanya: Too many stories, to much to do before Thanksgiving, so I stopped at "West Wing actress"... She's not unknown to a West Wingnut like me. How I love t... more » CumaeanSibyl: Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe ought to form a support group for victims of capital-F Fandom, except that such a group would itself inspire terabytes ... more » katekate is squared: Is that guy in the pink shirt also in the AzzWizzard Coalition? Then it could be a triumvirate. Feel better, Foster! Although I must admit that I'm... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Reading this is like doing a bump off some club kid's ass. I wait for it every Saturday morning in agony when I am stuck working. Oh Foster, you make ... more » -
#gossiproundup
Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
Hotmess Courtney Love reports that hotmess Britney Spears was molested as a kid. Usher is a girlyman. Captain Scuzzybutt Esq. will make Page Six one day. Natalie Portman's "tits." Barbara Cocoran's PR team. Presenting your late-edition Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#ladymoguls
Barbara Corcoran, Classic New York Broad
Barbara Corcoran, founder of the Corcoran Group and the Today Show's resident real estate expert person, is sort of a living legend in New York. Everyone knows her name. But do you know the secret to her success? Dick jokes! More » -
#recessionomics
The Indignity of Half-Millionairedom
Six hundred thousand people lost their jobs last month. Our economy faces this pressing question: "I wonder if rich people could live on only $500,000 a year?" More » -
