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more about #bauergriffin more comments → Rozelle’s Bagman: I'm sorry. I challenge anyone to find a place in a 3 block radius that still dispenses coffee in a it's-a-pleasure-to-serve-you cup. Unless it's a pe... more » TheBusinessGuy: He doesn't have to wait in line because movie stars' burgers are made by wizard chefs, topped with fairy cheese, and delivered by angels. The angels ... more » hamburgerhotdog: I must be getting old, because this is very appealing to me. I see this sort of thing and I want to ask him to clean my gutters on Saturday. more » TedSez: "I'm sorry, Ben Whofleck?" more » takeouteurotrash: Nice shoes, you piker. more » Thatcornellguy: Those Credit Suisse Boys still go to Shake Shack? more » Spirit Fingers: Let me guess, The Adjustment Bureau is a movie about an undercover agent, politician, rogue operative who is outed by extremists wherein a plot develo... more » AzureTexan: But seriously. There's an Adjustment Bureau now? I can outsource the public rearrangement of my privates? I'm in. more » Matt Cherette: I would whore myself out for some Shake Shack right now. more » AzureTexan: Caption: Victim of poor box-office but still a proud man, actor Matt Damon begs for loose change on the streets of Manhattan. more » BettyCrocker: Those pants are a horror. Did he mug a flight attendant for Cathay Pacific Airlines? more » DahlELama: The Scorn Identity more » pureblarney: Sigh. He's such a babe. more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Oh stop sucking up to Felix Salmon. more » shostakobitch: The goal must be to get rich and talented enough to where a picture like this doesn't elicit automatic laughter. more » -
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Coffee Smug
[Matt Damon can't believe people are lining up at Shake Shack in the December chill when filming The Adjustment Bureau in Madison Square Park yesterday. Image via Getty] -
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Two Wild and Crazy Wheels
[Steve Martin gets on his bike and takes a big adventure through Central Park today. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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Push Him Real Good
[Cameron Diaz wonders if anyone will notice if she gives Tom Cruise a shove off the top of the Gothic Palace in Seville, Spain, which they toured on Saturday. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
Derek Jeter: planning on sexing Minka Kelly in all 62 rooms of St. Jetersburg. Sandra Bullock's new look: chola. Anna Wintour: apartment shopping for spawn. Diddy and Jay-Z: alone with caviar? Alec Baldwin: apocalyptic. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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Also, Jennifer Aniston May Be Dating Your Thanksgiving Leftovers, Too
Jennifer Aniston takes Morocco by....storm? She's dating (or not dating) a camel. Posh Spice has bunions. Jake Gyllenhaal is special. Courtney Love's greatest hookup ever. Thanksgiving Dinner at the Waverly Inn. LiLo being LiLo. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than with Twlight, Thanks
RobPatz and K-Stew are doing it, a lot, instead of promotions. Jay-Z doesn't want to piss off Beyonce. Christie Brinkley: psycho. Diddy: birthday boy. Marv Albert Vs. 50 Cent? Fight of the year! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
Kind of like a Harry Potter book, right? Michael Lohan's now Jon Gosselin's contracts expert. Nothing but squares at the Daily News. Robert Pattinson hates his life. Carrie Prejean: monumentally stupider than previously imagined. Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Six Paparazzi Set-Ups We Never Want to See Again
OK, we get it—Sienna Miller walks her dog. Does that mean you have to take her picture doing it every god damn day? No! And this isn't the only snap we see ad infinitum. Make it stop!
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Where Teary, Party-Escaping Lindsay Lohan and St. Elmo's Fire Meet in the Middle
Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We're not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it's awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Levi Meets the Johnstons
[Levi Johnston (second from left) seems unimpressed with his company—Jon Gosselin and co-hosts Lara Spencer and Chris Jacobs—when filming a guest spot on The Insider yesterday in Times Square. Image via Bauer-Griffin>] -
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The K Is Not for Kushner
[Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump pick up some essentials (are those diapers next to Ivanka?!) at K Mart in Union Square yesterday. Image via Bauer-Grifin] -
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Michael Lohan Would Like to Save His Daughter, and He'd Like to Make $100,000 Doing It
Michael Lohan wants to outdo the Nixon Tapes by slinging audio of calls with Dina and Lilo. Carrie Prejean's mom saw her sex tape. Chris Brown, Jon Gosselin, Anna Wintour, TMZ, Homie D. Clown. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
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The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
Joe Jackson: dick, obviously. That Slumdog Millionaire kid, the theory: huge wang. Levi Johnston: famously awaited dong. Jon Gosselin, dickfore. King Bloomberg? You tell me. Paula Abdul, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Adam Duritz, DMX. Presenting your Dicktacular Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
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Where the Child Things Are
[Hugh Jackman takes a ride on the twisty slide while playing with his kids at a West Village playground yesterday. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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The Lohan Ladies Strike Back: Operation Michael DeathHawk
Lindsay and Dina Lohan are pissed. Stephen Marbury: pussy. Nic Cage: broke. Carly Simon wants to know where the Doritos are. Jon Gosselin has "mantrums." Happy Hangover Day. I can't feel my face. Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Hollywood's Spooky Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, and Cyrus
Celebrities deal with all kinds of ghouls: fans, paparazzi, tabloid media (Hi!), D-Listers, agents, etc. But the spookiest? Stalkers. Certifiable crazies who can't get enough of you. Literally. Everyone's got one lately: JT, Ryan Seacrest, Miley Cyrus, and...Bret Easton Ellis? More » -
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Joe Jackson Assists Michael Jackson's Posthumous Valuation: "He's Worth More Dead Than Alive"
And you think your parents are bad? This Is It comes out this weekend. To celebrate, Joe Jackson isn't remembering his son's life. He's telling Extra that Michael Jackson's worth more dead than he is alive. More » -
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Jon Gosselin and The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he's a centaur. Jessica Simpson's man requirements. Lady Gaga's ballet. RobPatz's marriage prospects. Presenting your epic Halloween Morning Gossip Roundup. Get scared: More » -
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'And Don't Let Those Interns Tempt You. OK, Kid'
[Bill Clinton has some sound advice for a young Italian man outside of his hotel in Milan today. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan's career brings out the worst in Jewish Mother impulses. Brad Pitt busts himself up on a motorcycle, LADIES. The Rock shows true colors: stone cold asshole. Sienna Miller, Roman Polanski, Morrissey, Musicals: presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
