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more about #bearstearns more comments → Mount_Prion: Oh yeah, that hair in the upper left photo was really big in Carpathia around the time Vigo was in charge. #jamiedimon more » friendslikeJimRome: By 1974 standards, this guy wasn't doing that bad. In 1974, it was hard to find any pants that didn't have enormous bell bottoms. Even college kids ... more » Phyllis Nefler: OH MY GOD. #printingtheseout #tapingabovemybed #jamiedimon more » Motoko Kusanagi: He seems kind of normal/cool. Also, dredging up high school yearbooks just makes the dredger look bad. Isn't that obvious? #jamiedimon more » BadUncle: He also eschewed the traditional uniform of the B-school student-khakis and button-down shirts. I can't condemn this part of his choice. Dressing for... more » phlox✔: ~ more » Airvault: Number four is totally a rip of the Songs of Leonard Cohen cover. #jamiedimon more » iplaudius: "That’s why you don’t fuck with the natural order." Or, "This is what happens when a finance executive chooses pot over cocaine." more » shostakobitch: whaaaaa my 2 year old might smell something that he has no clue about. my special 2 year old has to sleep and can't be disturbed even though this isn... more » overunderover: Roy Welland: My goodness, what is that smell?Welland's Todler: Dad, it's Sour Diesel. more » Motoko Kusanagi: Kate Kelly is obviously a fuckin' hack. That excerpt sounds like a transcript of a Dartmouth RA ratting out her hallmates to the Dean. The narrative... more » Cheap Shot: I'm sure he isn't the only top exec that smokes up. If I were a stoner CEO, I would just hire a smart kid to be my memory guy. "Sir your meeting is in... more » JudgeFudge: Dude, who's going to play him in the inevitable movie adaptaion? James Franco? Danny McBride? Matt McCounahey? more » CaptainFantastic: Devil weed! Oh no! more » ADismalScience: Bear CEO? He hasn't been that since 2008, and was gone well before that unofficially. more » -
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Yearbook Page Reveals Jamie Dimon's Lifelong Tight-Jeans Obsession
Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JPMorgan, is a towering genius of finance, Obama hanger-on, savior of Wall Street, and irritable dick. He's also long liked to wear tight jeans, as his 1974 yearbook page makes clear.
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#bearstearns
Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner
Here, an excerpt from WSJ reporter Kate Kelly's soon-to-be-released book on the fall of Bear Stearns, in which she relates how former Bear CEO Jimmy Cayne (who recently called her a "cunt") smokes mad weed: More » -
#mediacrack
How Does It Feel When We Call You a Cunt, Jimmy Cayne?
In your aspirational Monday media column: Jimmy Cayne's a rat bastard, Scottie McClellan spawns, Liz Smith groks the email, and newspapers do various sad things: More » -
#yearinreview
The Worst Moments of the Panic of '08
Everyone wants a neat explanation of the panic that destroyed the economy and put the government in charge of Wall Street. Good luck with that! Here's a look back on the year money forgot. More » -
