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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Wait, whuh? I thought this was Janka: [i537.photobucket.com] more »
    DoctorEcks: I dunno how hard it is, but PLEASE!...... let me be the first to volunteer to pound an 8-penny nail into it. more »
    DevilsAvocado: I really hope he pronounces his surname in the Scandinavian/Germanic manner, with a 'y' sound instead of a 'j'. Because that would make him a 'yanka'.... more »
    BookishLookish: A rubber plant is made of wood, ain't it? That's the picture I get. Like in a Fleischer Brothers cartoon. more »
    DevilsAvocado: Oh, and on a hardness level? Veneer, or laminate. With plenty of splinters when it shatters prematurely. more »
    DevilsAvocado: Oh, and Janka? By your age, presuming you've been making a concerted effort to bed ladies for many years, 146 encounters ain't all that impressive. On... more »
    DevilsAvocado: If a Janka falls in a forest with nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound? more »
    imjustskinny: I wish I could remember where on aol I saw him, and he was actually giving relationship advice. Someone wrote in some dorky ass questions, and then ei... more »
    gladys_kravitz: What has Paul been up to lately anyway? There haven't been any stories of his trying to lure unsuspecting women to his apartment in months. more »
    flossy: I don't care to speculate on its hardness; I prefer to imagine it being savaged by a swarm of Asian Longhorned Beetles. more »
    es-ki-mo: I can't see the forest for his knees. more »
    fileunder: There must be a willing woman somewhere in town who'd volunteer to cut it in half to confirm his age. more »
    Unfun: He's like that wood paneling on a early 80's station wagon. Is that even real wood? I think it's formica. more »
    Aaron Altman: "Can you pull your pants back up? That logo is really distracting me." more »
    dado: I pine for the day this ash-hole takes a knot to the head. If I ever see him on Mulberry Street, fir will be flying. more »
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    How Hard is Janka's Wood?