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    JacquesPaysan: Hamilton: "Shark Cops" sounds like a hit show to me. You could probably pitch the idea on the title alone. more »
    BxgrlJeri: Young and alone? Really? I knew sharks were shark-y but doesn't that beat all? I bet they spend their days cooling their fins outside Barbizon Hotel f... more »
    Smitros: If they only go after certain victims, how about we just adopt an appeasement policy? more »
    Smitros: 1. That picture is the worst Cute Overload audition ever. 2. I am looking forward to Shark Week, though, since Discovery headquarters in Silver Spring... more »
    Spirit Fingers: Look people, rent a few movies from the 1970's and come to the realization, like many of us, like me in particular, that no good can come from going i... more »
    RonnSicTorossian: I was eaten by a shark once. It sucked. more »
    Lizawithazee: I can't wait to hear the psychological dissection of the disgruntled sea bass. more »
    HiredGoons: is it 'Summer of the Shark' again already? more »
    waltzngmatlda: um HELLOOOOO? the answer is painfully simple. mechanized dolphin squads. more »
    MisterHippity: "Who is it?""Plumber.""Plumber? I didn't ask for a plumber. Who is it?"(Pause)"Telegram." [video.aol.com] more »
    Nice Beaver: Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark: He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like... more »
    Nice Beaver: I'll do it. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. more »
    BookishLookish: And everyone faults the Japanese for eating shark! But God said it is A-OK! Psalm 74:14: "Thou brakest the heads of Leviathan in pieces, and gavest hi... more »
    rudi_freude: And this is why there are no more mermaids in the oceans. more »
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    Just Give Up: Sharks Are Serial Killers

    Great White Sharks are exactly like Jeffrey Dahmer except they have fins and swim in the ocean and use their jagged gaping jaws as weapons, says a new report from scientists who were never heard from again. More »