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more about #berniemadoff more comments → Smitros: Popular, eh? Does he take out his dentures for an extra swig of pruno? more » jordos1: Yes, Shrimp! What other possible perishable could be as appetizing as those scrumptious sea creatures smuggled to you deep within the colon of a con... more » Trai_Dep: It's quite brilliant, when you think of it. Hiring both brothers would be a coup. "Sign over $10m with US and get to punch a Madoff in the gut. Sign o... more » scroll_lock: This message brought to you by Richard Pryor for Fire Safety Awareness Month. more » Atilla the Bun: I think Typhoid Mary would have better luck finding a job in health care. more » once: Somebody should hire them. And rather than spend their salaries on lux vacations or yachts & rockets, they should donate the $ to some people who lost... more » BettyCrocker: You'll know if they get hired someplace. You'll see the compliance officer on a midtown sidewalk with a chalk outline around his splattered remains, ... more » Pope John Peeps II: Magical Retard Thomas Friedman says: Last week I was visiting the estate of a friend of mine in the foothills of the Szechuan province of China. It w... more » drunkexpatwriter: My new firm, Ponzi, Morse and Barnum, would be interested in bringing them in for an interview. more » fatmonalisa: I always got the feeling the Madoff sons really didn't know anything. Ruth on the other hand probably knew everything except the affairs. more » momof3wildkids: Optimism? More like delusion. These guys are untouchables. more » BlinkyMcChuck: I'm just wondering meanwhile if Ruth wore the Benz necklace or if Bernie did. #berniemadoff more » destor23: Look in the pocket of the jacket and there's an account number for a bank in Turks and Caicos. There you'll find the real Madoff stuff... #berniemadoff more » lostarchitect: I'm pretty sure you can get a team jacket with any name you want on it for a couple hundred bucks. I'm gonna get one that says "DAHMER". #berniemadoff more » MrInBetween: Some ass-clown paid $14,500 for a Mets jacket emblazoned with the name Madoff? Good going, pal. You're going to get your ass kicked, for two worthy re... more » -
#ponziparty
Meet Jailbird Bernie's New Best Friends
Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff is living large at Butner Federal Correctional Complex, where he's cozying up with mob bosses and walking "with his head high," the popular girl at the jailbird ball. More » -
#scandal
Madoff's Sons are Looking for Finance Jobs
According to the Wall Street Journal Andrew and Mark Madoff are putting the feelers out and whipping their resumes into shape. Which must count as a lesson in optimism. More » -
#gawkerexclusive
Inside the Bernie Madoff Tchotchke Auction
Bernie Madoff, the most successful fraudster in US financial history, is in jail. Everything he once owned went on the auction block today. Hunter Walker was there to watch people purchase souvenirs of the American financial collapse.
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#berniemadoff
The Bernie Madoff Knick-Knack Auction
In order to (partially) repay Bernie Madoff's victims, the Feds aren't just selling off his real estate; they're selling off every last knick-knack and bric-a-brac that might potentially raise a dollar, at auction. Sample the "Bull" crap bounty, below!
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#curses
Billionaire Killed By Stress of Madoff Money
Billionaire investor Jeffry Picower—who made billions off of Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme—was found dead in his (expensive) pool Sunday. Murder??? Well, the coroner doesn't want you to think so. But clearly, Madoff's money has a deadly curse. More » -
#death
Billionaire Madoff Beneficiary Dies Mysteriously
Billionaire investor Jeffry Picower made more money off Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme than any other investor. Yesterday, Picower was found dead in his Palm Beach swimming pool. Let's not jump to any conclusions.
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#realestateporn
Real Estate Mogul Revealed as Buyer of Bernie Madoff's Montauk Coke Den
Billionaire real estate mogul Steve Roth has been unmasked as the lucky winner in the bidding for Bernie Madoff's Montauk $9.4 million beach house. More » -
#losers
The New York Mets' Only Win: Bernie Madoff
When the Bernie Madoff scandal broke, New York Mets fans were momentarily terrified because the team's owners had huge accounts with Madoff's firm. Turns out that was the Mets' best investment. Hey-o! More » -
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#jailbirds
Court Documents Detail Bernie Madoff's New Low Life Behind Bars
A cushy country club style prison was not in the cards for Bernie Maddoff, to the delight of just about everyone who hoped his quality of life would take a major nosedive. We've got the details and it's not pretty.
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#realestate
Bernie Madoff's Beach House Sale Closes At $9.4M: Better Than Expected!
Bernie Madoff's Montauk digs went for $9.4M! Originally listed at $8.4M, the Corcoran Group's apparently the U.S. Marshals' favorite real estate agency. Proceeds go straight into to a Madoff victims fund, no word on the buyer. But the quotes? Priceless. More » -
#berniemadoff
Bernie Madoff, Prison Brawler
Incarcerated real estate bellwether Bernie Madoff reportedly got into a fist-throwing prison brawl! Which could more accurately be characterized as "two elderly men poking each other angrily while discussing financial strategies." Assuming it actually happened. Gang war!
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#scarythings
Thriller: 15,000 Bernie Madoff masks have gone out for sale this Halloween.
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#moneymatters
Once Rich, Swindler Marc Dreier Now Sells Piss Poor Excuses
We're taught to shoot for the stars, to be ambitious. Well screw that, because, as swindler Marc Dreier demonstrates, no matter how hard you try to be the best, someone will always be better. More » -
#gossiproundup
I Am Slightly Underwhelmed By Lindsay Lohan's Paris Fashion Week Debut
Lindsay Lohan makes her big Paris Fashion Week catwalk debut. Beyonce dad is impregnating women and moving women to the left. Vincent Gallo: still awesome. Liza Minella, Michael Jackson, Padma, Diller, the High Line! Here's your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#heroes
Badass Trustee to Madoff Fam: 'Give It All Back'
Irving Picard has the thankless job of divvying up the remaining crumbs of Bernie Madoff's empire among the Madoff victims. But Irving Picard is going to be much more popular now that he's finally suing Madoff's family, for everything. More » -
#realestate
Madoff Beach House Sells Big Time
The Madoff's Montauk beach house has sold. For $8.75 million. That's above the asking price! What is it people love so much about Bernie Madoff memorabilia? More » -
#realestateporn
Bernie Madoff's Palm Beach Hideout
All of Bernie Madoff's luxurious old shit is for sale. You've seen his Montauk getaway home and his UES penthouse; now, thrill to the sight of his Palm Beach vacation home! Buy it for $8.5 mil. Full of knick-knacks! More » -
#berniemadoff
'If I Get Any More Solicitations For Charity, I'm Going to Kill Myself.'
Bernie Madoff, who was able to evade the SEC while stealing billions of dollars for decades, did not have a high opinion of the SEC's investigative capabilities. For some reason! A 2005 phone transcript proves: Bernie was a comfortable crook.
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#realestateporn
Bernie Madoff's Penthouse Prison
Bernie Madoff is quite the real estate enthusiast! Last week his beach house went on sale (and offers are pouring in). Now, the real prize: Madoff's UES penthouse and house-arrest area is on sale for $7 million. It's decent.
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#berniemadoff
The SEC's Madoff Report is the Starr Report of Finance: Hysterical, Embarrassing, Sad
The SEC's inspector general finally released the full 477-page internal audit on Bernie Madoff's misdeeds and how the SEC completely missed the mark on catching them. How badly did they completely screw the pooch on this one? More »
