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more about #beyonceknowles more comments → OMG! Ponies!: My God! It's full of stars! more » bjonston: Lately, I feel like I can piss fire... more » TedSez: It's a Champagne Supernova in the Thighs more » TedSez: If You Like It Then You Should Have Put a Ring (of Fire) On It more » MisterHippity: People, a quick PSA: Whatever you do, don't stare directly into Beyonce crotch unless you're wearing special protective glasses. Otherwise, you could ... more » Kid Twist: A star is born. more » TedSez: Freudian Dreamgirl more » Monk E. Rotica: It's not like we needed proof that her ass is big enough to block the Sun. more » britneyspearstears: more » MisterHippity: "My God, it's full of stars!" more » Nice Beaver: Cooz Missile more » TableNine: World's Smallest Key Grip Attempts to Give Mama Green Light. more » Kid Twist: Light at the end of the tunnel. more » Urbania: Richard, I have a request. Please start editing io9. They need a bit of critical skepticism over there. more » Aaron Altman: RICHARD STAR TREK BETTER THAN STAR WARS REPEAT: STAR TREK BETTER THAN STAR WARS. END. more » -
#opencaption
Forget Fire Crotch, Here's Quasar Crotch
[Beyonce Knowles performing at Madison Square Garden last night, kicking off a 100+ date international tour; image via Getty] -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
The Force Is Strong in Star Trek!
To Infinity, and Beyond! I mean... um... Frak! Wait. No. I am... your father... Greedo... Bespin... Um... Oh, right! Star Trek prospered this weekend and will likely live long in theaters. More » -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
After Conquering Box Office, Blood-Soaked Beyoncé Declares Prima Nocte
Beyoncé has stomped over the land and pillaged and burned, and we are all beholden to her now. Not even Iron Man and a singing, dancing teenager can stop her. We wish you good luck. More » -
#feuds
Etta James Completes Christian Bale Arc With Semi-Apology to Beyoncé
Jeez, America, can't you take a joke? You only think Etta James hates Beyoncé because you think Miley Cyrus is racist because Britney Spears is sober. Or something. More » -
#feuds
Etta James Prepares to Go 'Full Bale' On Beyoncé, Obama
Etta James has watched Beyoncé play her and serenade her without so much as a peep, but now that the younger singer has sung James's classic "At Last" for President Obama, asses must be whipped. More » -
#clips
Beyonce Brings It At Obamas' Inaugural Ball First Dance
We'll make this brief: Beyonce brought it. Diddy checked his BlackBerry (you'll see him in the background). Michelle Obama wore Jason Wu. And everyone was brought to tears. At left. At last. [Jezebel] -
