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more about #billclinton more comments → raincoaster: I love this. That is all. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Why is his tie knot bigger than his head? Is that how globe trotting former heads of state are tying it? more » kappakappaspankme: Sometimes I wonder if Clinton intentionally says stuff like that just to be cheeky and have a good laugh. more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Dear Pres. Obama: Please kick the shit out of the reactionary rightwing turds blocking healthcare reform in both parties. Luv, America. more » jbwan: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will we... more » BearDownCBears: He should bow to that turkey after he pardons it this year, just to piss off The Corner. more » Spirit Fingers: Oh, I can just hear Bushie thinking, "Oh, they just gave 'em a little corn. The maize, right? It's not like they really needed it to like live. We’l... more » atlasfugged: That picture is hilarious. It's like everything you need to know about the Bush presidency can be surmised from the expression on his face in that pic... more » DennyCrane: Afterward, a deep-fried Turducken was shared by all. more » Fry_Bread_Power: 'Native Americans,' whatever. Everyone knows that when the Pilgrims landed, the only indigenous people inhabiting the United States were Cherokee Pri... more » Swifter: This article is like looking for wisdom in the leavings of a toilet, or the secret auguries of the Federal Reserve Bank. Pareene, I nominate you for ... more » momof3wildkids: Obama was definitely better than this. more » SaraRueful: "Shitcanned" means fired. I think you mean "shitfaced." #rihanna more » Cynner: "Thou shalt not fornicate." Prejean is safe as the TMZ article truly clarifies that the home-made porn is a solo act. Who knew she had such talent? ... more » sarrible: I miss Tim Kaine and his wonky eyebrow. #barackobama more » -
#punalert
Bill Clinton on the Time Two Ladies Gave Him a Happy Ending in Korea
Why, oh, why did Newsweek allow Bill Clinton to contribute to a feature called The Decade's Happiest Endings? More » -
#holidays
Obama's First Thanksgiving Proclamation: Just OK
Thanksgiving Proclamations are, for the most part, pretty routine. Namecheck settlers, Washington, Lincoln, God, and our Troops. Encourage people to give thanks. The end. But there are some key differences between a Bush declaration and an Obama declaration!
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#gossiproundup
Everybody Was Kung-Fu (and Every Other Kind of) Fighting
Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More » -
#event
Get Ready for Obama Day
This November 3rd, sheeple everywhere will mark the one year anniversary of Barack Obama's election. Glenn Beck will probably cry copious tears. More » -
#opencaption
'And Don't Let Those Interns Tempt You. OK, Kid'
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#eatingout
Barack Obama's New York Dining Guide
Hey everyone, Barack Obama is having a late lunch at Craftsteak right now! It's the latest of the safe choices the president has made when dining out in our fair city. What do his dining choices say about him? More » -
#twitter
Twitter Bug Reveals Protected Tweets or Ghost of Fake Twitters Past?
Former President Bill Clinton has a protected twitter account, blocking access unless you're one of the six people he's deemed Bubba worthy. Does a twitter glitch allow anyone to glimpse at what Bill's tweeting? We investigate. More » -
#gossiproundup
Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire Driven Conversation Is Utterly Passe
Kristen Stewart hates talking Twilight as much as I do. Jimmy Kimmel's schtupping his writer, A-Rod's batting better when schtupping Kate Hudson, Miley Cyrus sucks at tipping, Jon Gosselin sucks like he did yesterday. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
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#scandal
The Queer, "Racist" Case of the Spank-Happy Judge
Now here's a scandal we sink our teeth into: Herman Thomas, a judge from Alabama, will stand trial for allegedly spanking inmates with paddles and, also, having sex with them. The putrid tale's a collection of sensational twists. Or devices. More » -
#letterman
Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past
Since David Letterman went public about having sex with members on his staff, one of his myriad humiliations is having all those millions of "sex with interns" jokes he made about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky turned back at him.
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#revelations
Judging Potential Hypocrite David Letterman's Sexy Extortion Scandal
So, here they are: David Letterman's remarks on how he had "creepy" sex with an indeterminate amount of female staffers and was then extorted. Considering Letterman has long used affairs as punchlines, should we run him out of town? More » -
#politics
Will Clinton's "Conspiracy" Comments Hurt Obama?
Sheesh! It's like the 90s all over again. First we have a controversy over the Oklahoma City bombing and now Bill Clinton's talking about a "vast right-wing conspiracy" aimed at Obama. Maybe he shouldn't have said anything at all. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jessica Simpson's Mental Stability Even More Fragile
Will Jessica Simpson survive her dog's death? Did Anna Wintour survive sitting next to Pixie Geldof? Did Lindsay know her burglar? Did Anna Nicole's doctors know pills would kill her? Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
#historyoflies
Bill Clinton Isn't Done Lying About the 1990s
In case you missed the endless stream of lies Bill Clinton told about himself and others during his presidency, it turns out he was telling other, secret lies into a tape recorder the whole time. Now you can read them. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jessica Simpson and the Tale of the Dead Bitch
Jessica Simpson hopes a coyote returns her dog. Bill hoped that Hillary would be Al's vice-president. And Jude Law's baby-mama hopes to make a buck. Good morning, and welcome to your Wednesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#stalkerdeluxe
Bill Clinton & Barack Obama: W 3rd & Thompson
The former and current POTUS having lunch together in the West Village at Il Mulino. The secret service has been securing the location all day. Image via David Latimer's Twitter. More » -
#gossiproundup
A Shot At Punitive Damages With Tila Tequila Season Ends Abruptly
Tila Tequila's crazy domestic abuse squabble: drank and puked out by the D.A., while Anna Wintour gets stalked by teenage crazies. Mischa Barton channels Marissa Cooper. Mayor Bloomberg might know about Lady Gaga's peener. Presenting: your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup. More » -
#memorials
Tributes to Walter Cronkite
A public memorial for longtime CBS News anchor Walter Cronkite was held earlier today at Lincoln Center. Here, a selection of the tributes, from two presidents and the remaining giants of TV news. More » -
#kennedyclan
Does Joe Kennedy's Senate Refusal Mean the End of Political Dynasty?
There may be no new Kennedy Idol after all! Joseph Kennedy II, RFK's son, said he won't run for his late Uncle Ted's Senate seat, which means Massachusetts will not have a Kennedy lawmaker for the first time since 1946. More » -
#americasmayor
Giuliani Weighing NY Gov Run, But He Really Shouldn't
Failed presidential candidate and "America's mayor" Rudy Giuliani has been shuffling around New York to shuck up support for a potential Gubernatorial run come 2010, but should really reconsider. Because, honestly, his dreams will likely be squashed. Thus, a warning.... More »
