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more about #billmaher more comments → musicandorchids: you referrenced capeman. i love you now. #parishilton more » Tweezergal: Didn't Garfunkel have a son just a couple of years ago, when he was 67? #parishilton more » onebadclam: I can't help but be struck by Prejean's crazy eyes and the seething anger and contempt bubbling below that beauty pageant candy shell. I truly believ... more » Mo MoDo: Doesn't everybody in Hair get nekkid eventually? That lady was seriously gun jumping, so to speak. #parishilton more » Mo MoDo: DvF's moon bubble lair is literally one block from the Standard. Once you get past the Hogs and Heifers crowd across the street you are home free. #pa... more » Magister: I realize the fellow's pitching a book and "Ann Landers" would be a headline, but I sort of think he may be getting someone with similar hair mixed-up... more » BxgrlJeri: I actually see Paul Simon out and about in New York quite a lot and he's very non-assuming and normal. And what is with the Zoolander face, Paris? B... more » Tart of Darkness: Lucky for Garfunkle he didn't have the musically impaired escorted from his show. He'd be singing to the seats. But Foster, really, if we wanted to ... more » Brad Brown: "Carrie Prejean Has More Sex Tapes Than Levi Johnston Has Inches." #parishilton more » the rzo: Presumably DvF was just bringing home a party favor for Barry. #parishilton more » hughman: true story : i was in the pleasure chest on 7th ave. sometime in the late 80s on a friday night and who walks in but jfk jr. and darryl hannah. everyo... more » Tremonius: The Great Irony Concert, where all the introduced musicians are Black, and the tune is dedicated to the home of the spirit of the Tupelo cracker who o... more » Swifter: A little Boom Boom Pow in the Boom Boom Room with Fergie is just what the doctor ordered for the autumn blues. #parishilton more » mfnher: Wow. Someone over at Page Six must really hate Kelly Osbourne. #parishilton more » lionel-mandrake: When they say the vaccine is most deadly in "the young", they mean children, not your entitled hipster ass. Also, if you watched the 60 Minutes segme... more » -
#gossiproundup
Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
Paris is back, bitches. Art Garfunkel: kind of a bitch. Ann Landers went to Scores with JFK Jr. Diane von Furstenburg's been drinking Pimp Juice. Sammy Sosa: white. Metal weddings: black. Michael Moore: fat. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#healthcrisis
Is The Swine Flu Vaccine Gonna Kill Us All? Answer: Just The Youngs
What's more dangerous, the Swine Flu or the Swine Flu vaccine? 'Depends who you ask. Proponent of alternative medicine Bill Maher tried to make his case again this weekend. More » -
#videuohoh
Leno, Fallon, and Maher Take Shots at Letterman's Sex Scandal
Letterman got busted in a sex scandal, and of course, it was great fodder for his late night competition and contemporaries. Leno, Fallon, and Bill Maher all took shots. Video after the jump. More » -
#emmys
Things The Emmys Taught Us
The world's absolutely abuzz over news about the Emmy Awards, which are kind of like television's Oscars and very important. In case you missed them, here are some things you should know about the winners, the losers and the critics. More » -
#latenight
Anna Wintour's Surprisingly Pleasant Late Show Appearance
We got what we expected from alleged Hannibal Lecter stand-in and Vogue editor Anna Wintour appearance on The Late Show: a staid, polite exchange. Regardless, it only made us love Wintour more — and she actually came off looking good.
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#tributes
Sarah Palin, 'The World's Greatest'
Since most Sarah Palin fetishists think she's Christ reincarnated with a folksy twang and fertile vagina, it stands to reason that someone would eventually make a Palin video tribute set to the music of R. Kelly. That time is now. More » -
#specialfriends
The Fox & Friends Gang Takes a Stand: I'm With Stupid
Oh goodness. I'd hoped for a good clip to end my Fox & Friends "coverage", and the video team has delivered. Today the pompadoured earwigs were discussing America-hating Bill Maher. Why doesn't he leave and go to France? More » -
#trashtalkers
Five People Who Speak Before They Think, Make Our Job Easier
Hollywood's irascible uncle Rupert Everett flew off the handle again, this time saying that Michael Jackson was a "freak" and better off dead. He's just one of our favorite people who can't be tamed by a publicist. More » -
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#gossiproundup
Jennifer Aniston Rumored Single Again
Bad couple day: Robert Pattinson's Tina Fey lust would be inappropriate, except she started it; there's a conspiracy against the Rihanna-Chris Brown reunion; and John Mayer maybe dumped Jennifer Aniston. More » -
#outrage
Erin Burnett Makes CNBC Even More Loathsome
Who's to blame for the economic mess? Not CNBC, says CNBC anchor Erin Burnett! "Everyone in this country knew there was a housing bubble," she told Bill Maher last night. Is she the new Santelli? More » -
#gavinnewsom
San Francisco Mayor Acknowledges Bloggers' Existence
Gavin Newsom, the shiny-haired mayor of San Francisco who's running for governor of California, told Bill Maher Friday night that things won't be that bad if newspapers die. We'll still have blogs! More » -
#classwarfare
Save the Bankers
Don't get us wrong: We despise the arrogant and overpaid financiers responsible for this economic mess. They, not taxpayers, should pay for their incompetence. But banker hatred is starting to get worrisomely extreme. More »
