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more about #billyjoel more comments → KikiCanuck: Gisèle Bundchen looks like my cat. Casey Johnson looks like microwaved Tara Reid. I need to lie down. more » BlinkyMcChuck: Why does Casey already have a bad Brazilian face lift? She looks like her mouth doesn't close. more » AzureTexan: Re picture: I'm just glad that I can now ask Casey Johnson's vagina what time it is. more » DahlELama: When did Bridget Moynahan become the offspring of Eliza Dushku and Allison Janney? more » braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: I'm just imagining Lindsay Lohan with some kind of stamp, or a bunch of glittery stickers or something. "You there, urchin!" STICK! "Saved! One do... more » MsMuffinMcGuffin: My rather uncharitable comment about Tila is that I always wonder where she has been. Or perhaps where hasn't she been? Ick. more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: Tila's doing it right. One week she comes out as a lesbian. The next week she's engaged to her ex's ex--who is dangerously obsessed with another wom... more » Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): $238,000 a year to "protect" Liza? From exactly what does she need protecting? more » ronniedobbs: The blonde in the picture with Tila is Barbara Walters, and you will not convince me otherwise. more » daveyjonesisdead: If she dies, will you run a pic with even more cleavage? more » BxgrlJeri: Paris Hilton, who historically has little yappy dogs with IQs higher than hers, is in no position to criticize anyone about anything. Especially look... more » b4nt4: as someone who has also seen her parents go through their own messy divorce and unsuccessful subsequent marriages, i can relate to what she's going th... more » BettyCrocker: Crap. She seems like a nice person, and even if she wasn't, no one deserves to go though this under public scrutiny. I like her music too. If you'r... more » SuperBien: Dear Alexa Ray, We love you, you're awesome, and your music's cool. Stop doing stupid shit that puts you in the hospital. Thanks, Hugs, + Wishing Y... more » SpyMagician: Really sad. Hope for the best as well. more » -
#gossiproundup
Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
The worst meltdown of Casey Johnson's life coincides with a career high for Tila Tequila, a mysterious flower bouquet arrives at the Woods residence, and Liza Minnelli settles a $100M lawsuit for sexually assaulting her bodyguard. Thursday gossip, voila. More » -
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Alexa Ray Joel Rushed to St. Vincent's for Drug Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt
Billy Joel's daughter with Christie Brinkley, singer-songwriter Alexa Ray Joel, rushed to St. Vincent's, is there in stable condition. An AP source cited overdosing on pharmaceuticals, speculating a suicide attempt. A publicist has a stonewall, saying they're "assessing her needs."
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#gossiproundup
Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
Ryan O'Neal is a creepy man, Billy Joel has a sad over the breakup of his marriage, Jude Law fell for the "I'm on the pill" con, David Beckham is scared of Shaquille O'Neal and Jessica Alba frolics. More » -
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Does Michael Jackson Have a 25 Year-Old Son?
Michael Jackson may have a secret child, Billy Joel gets a rebound girl, Ruth Madoff travels in ripped jeans and a baseball cap, Britney Spears' father pronounces his daughter completely sane and Sienna Miller goes off on an interviewer. More » -
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Aaden Gosselin Is Not Meaty Enough To Sate The Ratings Deities
A child of Jon and Kate Gosselin is injured after an unsuccessful sacrificial offering to Nielsen gods by TLC. Madonna's child caper! Susan Boyle: distraught. Harry Potter and Radiohead? Yeezey's girlfriend! Presenting your Sunday morning gossip roundup. Happy Father's Day! More » -
#divorce
Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
Katie Lee Joel's whirlwind princess tour of the sweet life is coming to an end. The cook and gadabout town is splitting up with her kajllionaire husband, stunt driver Billy Joel. Rumor is she's been cheating, also that he's old.
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#recaps
American Idol: Disco? Balls.
So Disco Night happened on American Idol. Everyone still with us? Ten toes, ten fingers? All right, good. We made it. That wasn't so bad, was it? I mean, it could have been much worse. More » -
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Bruce Springsteen, Accused Homewrecker
So wrong: While Billy Joel wonders if his third wife is cheating, and Bruce Springsteen's wife ponders whether he destroyed a marriage, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt prepare for a second blissful wedding. More » -
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Billy Joel, 'Worst Pop Singer Ever'
Billy Joel will be dissed, forever, by various critics. Now we're told the singer is a whiny misogynist — and 'The Worst Pop Singer Ever' — by Ron Rosenbaum in Slate. More » -
#peoplesparties
The Only Obama Inaugural Concert Act We Care About Is Obama
The most important issue of Barack Obama's impending presidency has yet to be answered. Just who, pray tell, is going to perform at his big inaugural concert bashes?? No one knows! And it's so soon! More » -
#lastofthebigtimespenders
Billy Joel Lite Rocks The Hamptons
When Billy Joel played a concert at the Ross School in East Hampton on Saturday night, he did so to an audience that supposedly had paid $3,000 a piece to see him. The not-so-dirty non-secret is that hardly anyone actually paid for tickets. Certainly Mary-Kate Olsen, crunched up to the front of the stage and looking like a tiny bejeweled bonobo, didn't. Jon Bon Jovi, looking older and hairier than we had ever seen him, probably didn't. Ditto for Steve Guttenberg. Then again, does Steve Guttenberg pay for anything ever? Though the Lizzie Grubman folks firmly refused our photographer Laurel Ptak entry, she did capture the weird scene outside of the concert. It was kind of like "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" but with "Piano Man" in the background. Most of the ladies were Eastern European models and had no idea who Billy Joel was. Most of the men would have, in any other context, taken the question "What's your favorite Billy Joel song?" as an affront to their sexuality and have punched you. But things work differently here in the Hamptons. One fella in a striped shirt gamely responded, "Rocketman. That's my favorite song." Well, maybe it's ours too. After, everyone drove drunk. More »
