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    PaisleyPajamas: There's one thing you can count on with Donald Trump: Projecting his attention whore tendencies onto his foes in sound bytes. #jenniferaniston more »
    kissmyapp: I have a sneaking suspicion that Tony Parker will make sure Jesse Metcalfe never gets another erection again. #jenniferaniston more »
    Motoko Kusanagi: The lesson from the Kanye/Swift debacle was that they are both despicable. #jenniferaniston more »
    scroll_lock: The Billy Mays second autopsy was a sham. Wow. #jenniferaniston more »
    scroll_lock: I'll never understand the appeal of ginormous-headed, lazy-eyed scuzzy John Mayer. Is it his irritating warbling that makes them want to kiss him so h... more »
    raincoaster: Play him off, Keyboard Cat. more »
    JimJoeJack: NEVER READ so much anti coke ranting at the Gawk before. Most of y'all star-havin folks like to claim casual sex and yayo like this is Brazil, but you... more »
    Accidental Billionaire: [twitter.com] / [tinyurl.com] The son looks like he's still in denial. The truth looks quite painful. Apparently, Billy Mays, the blue collar hero, ... more »
    sweetpickles: Billy Mays here for cocaine. Want your dishes to shine? Take a line and watch how you scrub the gunk right off. more »
    snugbug: Hey, smart people who went to med school: Is it really possible to kick the bucket from OD-ing on cokesville alone? I thought it's the mixing of upper... more »
    SpyMagician: A bearded Ray Liotta should reprise his cokehead role in Goodfellas for the biopic based on this. Either him or James Frey... more »
    NigelAstydameia: And like most cokeheads, he had no idea how truly annoying he was. more »
    irishflyesq: And here I naively believed that he was actually taking the energy supplements he shilled for... more »
    nystar2000: Heath, MJ, now Billy Mays. Could people please STOP dropping dead from drug cocktails? Was I the only one whose mother obsessively recited the caution... more »
    ___: What is truly bizarre is that the coroner found hydrocodone, oxycodone and tramadol, as well as anti-anxiety drugs alprazolam and diazepam in his syst... more »
  • #gossiproundup

    Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!

    Jennifer Aniston's in love with someone, again. Paul McCartney's son's dreams are coming true and dying all at once. Jon and Kate are still deplorable. And Courtney Hazlett calls out Melissa Rycroft. Hoorah! It's your Friday morning gossip roundup! More »
  • #billymays

    Mays Lives On — In Sticker Form

  • #deaths

    Cocaine Implicated in Billy Mays' Death

    Billy Mays died from heart disease, but final autopsy reports cite cocaine was a contributing factor in the TV ad-man's death, AP reports. More »
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    Dead Man Sells Adhesives

    Billy Mays is dead, but his ghost will return to haunt your television until you order roll after roll of Mighty Tape, to quiet the bearded demon. It's what he would have wanted. More »
  • #headlinesarenews

    A View From The Sludge

    Well, looks like someone at TMZ knows what an Arthur Miller is. Not sure what's worse: the headline, or that I'd probably consider it. Full Billy Mays sadness after the jump so you don't have to look at TMZ. More »
  • #deaths

    Today in Autopsies

    Happy Autopsy Day! Michael Jackson's revealed him to be a hairless disfigured ghoul, but was also fake. Billy Mays' found that he died of heart failure, not head trauma after a rough airplane landing. More »
  • #andnowhesdead

    Billy Mays: Mr. As-Seen-On-TV, Dead At 50

    Billy Mays, TV salesman, was found discovered dead this morning by his wife. There are no signs of foul play. Mays was 50 years-old. More »
  • #heroes

    Billy Mays Hates Kids

    The upcoming issue of Playboy has a profile of Billy Mays, in which the bearded, Bentley-driving cleaning product salesman reveals his ruthless desire to crush the dreams of children: More »
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    The King Of Television