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more about #birthdays more comments → Penscribe: But why does the bandaid say Wade? I'm confused. Does Lil Wayne wear a band aid for Dwayne Wade? #birthdays more » Smitros: I would have gone for the Old Dirty Bastard torte, but that's just me. #birthdays more » Spirit Fingers: Wow, that's impressive. If it looked exactly like him, then there'd be cause for real concern. Nice that they got the festering scab (tattoo or whatev... more » phlox✔: All that 'work' on the 'cake' and someone writes "Happy Birthday Ireland" with the precision of a great-aunt with Parkinsons. #birthdays more » thatgirlinnewyork: did it arrive in a little round jail cell? #birthdays more » jimstoic: Are you sure this wasn't England's birthday gift/threat to the country Ireland? #birthdays more » scroll_lock: Today is my birthday and all I got was a Jaleel White cupcake. #birthdays more » OMG! Ponies!: Is Kim Basinger still alive? #birthdays more » morninggloria: I always knew that Lil' Wayne was the John The Baptist of rappers. #birthdays more » You Cannot Untoast: Eating it gets you high. #birthdays more » Skeetz: "A black man is used to having nobody behind him. I guess I ain't got no body at all!" more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: How did they get a photo of my father-in-law? #birthdays more » BettyCrocker: Holy shizzle, ma Twizzle fo' rizzle! #birthdays more » kimsama: Uh...looking at those rings of color and the flesh-colored table top...what exactly is his head emerging from?! more » ms.creant: "More licorice hair, or less? Who wants an ear? Ireland gets the teeth, she's the birthday girl." #birthdays more » -
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Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
Ireland, the 14 year-old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, got this Lil Wayne birthday cake. What a thing. [Pic: Rosebud Cakes] -
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The Great Light Forward
The Empire State Building will be awash in red and yellow lights tomorrow night in honor of the 60th anniversary of the Peoples' Republic of China, a shining beacon of hope to totalitarian corporatist regimes everywhere. More » -
#personsofdistinction
Today's Birthdays
Owner of us Nick Denton is 43 today. Happy birthday also to Vince McMahon, Yasser Arafat, Dave Chappelle, Mike Huckabee, Reggie Miller, Steve Guttenberg, Rupert Grint, and Richard Blakeley. Quite the auspicious group. Also on this day in history: More » -
#opencaption
"Stand Back, People. The Lady Has a Very Important Pilates Class To Get To."
[Madonna leads her troupe of children (including boyfriend Jesus Luz) through the streets of Italy earlier today. Apparently she is in mourning for her 51st birthday. Image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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Obama Gives Helen Thomas Cupcakes For Her Birthday
White House Press Corps doyenne Helen Thomas turned 89 today! Coincidentally, today is also the day Barack Obama's grandparents chose when they forged Obama's birth certificate 48 years ago. Obama gave her cupcakes! More » -
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Happy Where's the Birth Certificate Day, Barack Obama!
Barack Obama was born on this day in 1961, to Stanley Ann Dunham and Barack Obama, Sr. and Malcolm X and a communist named Frank, in Kenya. Happy Birthday, Mr. President! Or, as your parents would say, عيد ميلاد سعيد More » -
#birthdayditties
'A Few of My Graydonish Things'
Vanity Fair overlord Graydon Carter just turned 60, and his staff rewarded him with a positively Vanity Fair-ish birthday party! The highlight was sung to the tune of 'A Few of My Favorite Things'... More » -
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#exclusive
Perez Hilton's Birthday Party: The Sponsorship Pitch
Yesterday was Perez Hilton's 31st birthday! His star-studded birthday bash will be March 28th at LA's "iconic" Viper Room. And here's how his marketing firm is trying to sell people sponsorships of this once-in-Perez's-lifetime affair: More » -
#history
Happy Birthday, Time Warner. Enjoy It.
Do you know what today is? It's the 20th anniversary of Time Warner. The massive merger that created the media behemoth happened on March 4, 1989. Time Warner was the future! And now? More » -
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Happy Birthday Julia, Here's the Free Publicity You Were Looking For
Micro-celebrity Julia Allison doesn't want Gawker to know about the super-super secret birthday parties she and Randi Zuckerberg (of the Facebook Zuckerbergs) are throwing in San Francisco tonight and New York tomorrow. So she invited us. More » -
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Sarah Palin Is All Growed Up!
America's queen turns 45 today! Sarah Palin, not Latifah. She's almost as old as Alaska's very statehood! We already gave her our present (bad advice). But she also has a present for America: More » -
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Lo, The Delicate Flower of Dov Charney's Youth Is Passing Into Eternity
Tomorrow is American Apparel boss Dov Charney's 40th birthday. Last night for an orgy with 17 year-old runaways in leotards before it's officially creepy! [Copyranter. PS Dov our bday party invite(???)] More » -
#lilmonsters
Why won't ShopRite make Adolf Hitler a birthday cake? [LHL]
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#videooftheday
Happy Birthday, Ed Koch!
It's the former New York City mayor's 84th bday today! So here he is, warbling away in an animated short that won an Oscar in 1983.
