BalknChain: 1. Jessica Simpson
2. Scott Bakula
3. but it's always John Mayer... more »
kappakappaspankme: No. 1: Portia de Rossi.
Primarily because I am so jealous of her hair. more »
Understater: 1. My mind went to Taylor Swift, even though "multi-talented" is stretching it an awful lot. more »
AwBigHug: Oops, I meant #2. Burrell and Hyland both seem to have healthy hair. more »
AwBigHug: Please tell me that #1 isn't Ty Burrell and Sarah Hyland of Modern Family. He's married, his filmography is strictly B list, and she's 19. more »
robina: My first thought with #1: All of them? more »
Haydn_S: #2 Billy Zane with one of the young'uns on deep end, notice the "legal" reference more »
SinTinTin: #1 ? Rose Byrne maybe? I love her but she is soooo thin.
#2. Modern Family. Ed ONeill or the creepy husband and the daughter.
#3. Chris Brown. more »
This Rapunzel lets her fake hair down, because the real stuff fell out. The actor and a musician who want to score with pretty girls seem silly compared to her real trouble. She's on the mend supposedly. Anyway, dig in!
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He's probably reading this right now. Hi! A director and his star are probably too busy doing each other to click here, and a celeb couple can't be bothered to interrupt their fighting. That's fine. We'll read about them instead.
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Who didn't behave badly at a Super Bowl party yesterday? At least your hogging the nachos didn't land you in the gossip sheets. Also a drug-addled actress, a crotch-baring actor, and a wife-berating comedian. It's time for the kick off.
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It's one thing to be a self-centered alcoholic, but at the expense of a child? This actor has it right, he's just obsessed with shouting his own name in bed. He's hurting no one—except his poor partner.
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We all need a hobby and logging a library of fetish films is just as valid as knitting. This singer lost all her money thanks to her husband's extra-curricular boyfriends. This actor's spends his off-time creating on-set drama. Relax, everyone.
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We all need a little lovin' and this guy prefers his of the plastic variety. This tween singer uses her lovin' to get her gigs, and this supposedly sober actor is lovin' getting drunk. We got a whole lotta love.
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We all need someone to look up to, and this kid is looking up at her famous sister copulating in public, in private, and everywhere. This different bad example lied about her illness to sick children. Such positive role models!
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This actress celebrates being out of town by sharing a bed with her female assistant. A tween star has some queer naked nudie of his own, and this singer can't keep her tits in her dress. Keep it covered, people!
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Somedays we're flying blind and sometimes the answers are obvious. Who is arrogant enough to throw a competing Haiti telethon? Who is jealous of her musical ex? Whose dad made her get fake boobs? Duh!
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She drops thousand of dollars on Hermès bags trying to stay famous. We wonder if this actor gives his married mistress gifts, or if this rocker got a present for his new-found sobriety? Gossip right from the gift horse's mouth.
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Stars will do anything for attention. This lady will don fangs to get her popularity back, a singer flashes everyone backstage, and a celeb is giving his (or her) famous parent the Mommie Dearest treatment. Look at me!
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Having an ex use private photos to get you back in the sack is the price of fame. So is ordering a restaurant's staff to do strange and embarrassing tasks. Fame sucks, but without it, who would we talk about?
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This A-lister's boner should be considered an occupational hazard. Also getting pokey are a famous husband exploiting his open marriage, and an actress who has taken up with the producer of her show. Someone needs to call HR.
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It's all happy and gay in this household where everyone is trying to look "straight," but jealousy is leaving a bad taste in their mouths. Like this actress who drinks her own pee or another on a coke binge. Yummy!
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She should get a trophy for finding the limo she left her bag of coke in. Also award-worthy are a mooching husband and a star with a freaky fetish. We'd like to thank the academy for these blind items.
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Tiger is reportedly getting on the monogamy wagon, and this guy's famous wife insisted he get help too. This actress needs help getting over a past love, and a reality star needs help getting over himself. Welcome to Gossips Anonymous.
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It's a private party at the gay bar when this dude gets sauced. Two Golden Globe nominees snuck off for a private game of doctor, and this hard-partying lady likes to show her privates. You're on the case, private eye!
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This couple doesn't keep secrets, so when she found him doing another dude, she and her girlfriend just laughed. Also unashamed, a drunken actress and a star with a sex tape. If they won't keep it quiet, why should we?
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OK, he wasn't doing the humpty hump, but he was getting oral from an MTV star in a public restroom. Then there's this actress who stripped for everyone in her manager's office. It's not safe to leave the house.
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Thanks to the informant, she recently broke up a date between hubby and a young PA. Another actor shouldn't be trusted and stole jewelry from his ex to regift and a paparazzi is in love with a star. Oh, boys.
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