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more about #booze more comments → BettyCrocker: Mr. Beerble! more » Rhymenocerous: Clearly the way to solve this problem is by increasing the number of drinks that constitute a binge. Four to five? That's not a binge, that's dinner. more » zombies.like.lattés.too: "I think I cut my penis on the lid!" Also, how do you sign up to be a test subject in these hugely fun sounding Studies on Alcohol and Drugs? I beli... more » onebadclam: He probably just stopped to get directions to the notorious New Hampshire donkey shows. more » 1WordUp: As a former Masshole, I must say their liquor laws used to completely defy comprehension. No alcohol sales on Sunday, EXCEPT the 5 weeks between Thank... more » SidAndFinancy: ... and spend it in New Hampshire. more » Conchie Birdie: You forgot to mention that New Hampshire is where all your weird uncles go to raise their family and BY GOD they will own a shotgun if they please. more » GabrielBarba: To be fair: our liquor is taxed. It's just called the "liquor store's profits." They're run by the state! and they're not packys! Not even a little bi... more » BlinkyMcChuck: Haha. Dick. more » Unsolicited Advice: Actually, research! "Michael J. Rodrigues’ blue Ford Crown Victoria, emblazoned with his "House 29" Massachusetts license plate, was parked outside... more » Unsolicited Advice: Wait - you mean taxes incentivize people to choose other markets? Hmm. This may have policy implications. more » City_Dater: That tax is for drunken tourists, carrying flasks down the Freedom Trail. If it weren't for Massholes buying fireworks and hootch, NH might have been... more » dado: He could vote himself a pay raise so he can pay his taxes to pay himself when he pays for booze. more » PaisleyPajamas: When will the politicos learn? Constituencies will tolerate just about anything (see: Elliot Spitzer), except HYPOCRISY. more » The Lone Scout: Note to Pareene: Kindly add "TAXACHUSETTS" tag. ("MASSHOLES." Kudos.) more » -
#science
College Kids Maintaining, Bro
The Journal of Studies on Alcohol and Drugs—the most popular journal—found that the binge-drinking and unprotected sex habits of students at America's drunkest colleges has barely changed since the early 90s. So what's the problem, right? High-five. [JSAD] -
#massholes
Booze-Taxing Mass Lawmaker Caught At New Hampshire Packy
All Westport resident Michael Rodrigues wanted to do was buy tax-free liquor in New Hampshire, as countless thousands do every day. But just because he's a Massachusetts state legislator who approved a tax hike on booze, he's in trouble! More » -
#nutrition
Kate Moss, Lily Allen, and The Rock Chick Diet
Want to know how awesome starlets Lily Allen and Kate Moss stay in shape? This isn't a joke about blowcaine! You can do it, too. Kate and Lily took the most awesome Rock Chick vacay ev-ah and looked awesome. How?
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#therealissues
Least Important Crooks in Albany Busted
Turns out that a couple of state workers in Albany hid in some back room smoking weed and selling weed and watching DVDs and passing out on the couch instead of working. And? More » -
#nightlife
No matter how fancy the club is, there are fruit flies in the liquor. Enjoy.
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#booze
Senate Loser's Sad Second Career: Pitching Margarita Mix
Bob Schaffer is a former member of the US House of Representatives, and he was a Republican candidate for the US Senate in 2008. Now he is selling margarita mix on the local news. More » -
#tv
This Explains Everything
"People assume there's some FCC rule that says you can't drink alcohol on television. Nonsense. No such rule exists." -Morning Joe's Willie Geist -
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#media
New York Papers Ignored the DWI Bust of Democratic Bigwig
Did you know that financier Steven Rattner's wife Maureen White, the former national finance chair of the Democratic Party, had a hilarious drunk driving arrest last October? Nope, because no one reported on it! More » -
#party
Open Bar. White House. Tonight.
Obama will win votes for his stimulus package the old fashioned way: by getting lawmakers drunk. More » -
#booze
Important Holiday News
"It's a question that many people have on their minds this season: Does spiking the homemade eggnog safeguard it against salmonella?" A: Who cares! [NPR]
