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more about #bradpitt more comments → BadUncle: Yes, their sex was crazy-awesome. Of course it was, Foster. Crazy-person sex is always the best kind. It just comes at a really high price. more » Alessar: That does look a little unusual and boxy, but it's hardly a prefab monstrosity. Modern but with some nice artistic touches, like the balcony. The thin... more » metoometoo: As one half of a pothead couple, I'm solidly pro-Braniston 2011. Pothead couples are the foundation of a stable and chill society! more » Motoko Kusanagi: What is this sentimental garbage? Putting this Humpty-Dumpty back together again is one of the all-time most fuck-faced, anti-progressive ideas ever.... more » drunkexpatwriter: This doesn't surprise me at all. With the exception of myself, every American I know who lives in France is a complete and total hash head. The amount... more » Motoko Kusanagi: Color me shocked. Two "look at me" celebs turn out to have poor judgment. People that hold their breath over this nonsense should shampoo my crotch. more » Conchie Birdie: I don't care how wealthy you are -- adopting that many children + being a celebrity couple that will PROBABLY end in a break-up = fuckin' moronic. An... more » The Real JR: Or: Could we not root for their breakup since there are 6 kids under 10 involved? more » heywhat: Did anyone really see them growing old and grey together? On-set hook ups rarely last very long even when you add 6 kids to the mix. Plus, Angelina s... more » BowlingForDollars: Angelina Jolie is a whole can of crazy. It's just taken Brad a looooong time to figure it out. more » Zira: Every time I want to hate Brad and Angelina for being media whores I remember they gave $6 million to charity last year alone and have devoted a signi... more » kappakappaspankme: I hope they all die alone. If, for no other reason, than no longer having to endure the meatball names assigned to couples by tabloid folks. Branist... more » topsy: I can't believe this shit. I thought I was on Gawker not Jezebel. Angelina is still the Scarlett Woman? Still? And we are still holding vigils for... more » ambitious: Yes, please, all of this be true EXCEPT the Braniston reunion. Though everything I've read about Brad Pitt in the last 24 hours suggests he is both ... more » Rhymenocerous: Total team Braniston, but do we have to wait until 2011? I love Jen and I want to be her friend. I don't get the "poor, pathetic Jen" story lines - sh... more » -
#maritaldiscourse
Brad Pitt's Got 99 Problems, and an Angelina's One: Smokin' Weed and Psycho Women
Problems of Brad Pitt, Part 2. Can he live? No. The New York Post reports on a book coming out detailing Brad Pitt's recent troubles. Among them: Brangalina's divorce-bound, because Angelina Jolie's psychotic. Also: Jennifer Aniston's totally a paranoid stoner.
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Problems of Brad Pitt: Pretty Lower Ninth Public Housing Pissing People Off?
Further proving the road to hell as indeed paved with good intentions—or in this case, "green" concrete—Brad Pitt's taking flack for building housing in New Orleans' Katrina-devastated Lower Ninth ward. The houses are dreamy. The reaction isn't. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. [Jezebel] -
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Lady Gaga Looks Disconcertingly Normal in Beyonce Video
Beyonce and Lady Gaga leak a clip from their forthcoming music video; Levi Johnston disguises himself as the Unabomber; at least one member of Congress thinks Carrie Prejean should run for office. Welcome to Tuesday's gossip. More » -
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Heidi Klum's Bionic Breasts Gear Up for Another Victoria's Secret Show
Four babies later, Klum continues to be unreasonably sexy; Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" after getting caught stealing champagne; Flavor Flav produces a Super Bowl ad. Come be blinded by the light of a thousand Monday gossips. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior. [Jezebel] -
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Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7
Angelina Jolie has reportedly begun the process to adopt a seventh child from Syria. But she signed the papers alone, which naturally leads to some speculation. [Jezebel] -
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Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
Simon Cowell can't escape the coif, Bai Ling has a hungry pussy, Mel Gibson throws sticks and stones, and the Brangelina+Gosselin vortex will sink us all. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. [Jezebel] -
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Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
The celebrity chef and his jilted bride Erica Wang continue to duke it out. No one knows anything about Brad Pitt's motorcycle accident, Lindsay Lohan has a whole new drug, Madonna's kids are skipping school. It's Monday. There is gossip. More » -
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The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan's career brings out the worst in Jewish Mother impulses. Brad Pitt busts himself up on a motorcycle, LADIES. The Rock shows true colors: stone cold asshole. Sienna Miller, Roman Polanski, Morrissey, Musicals: presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
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Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!
Jennifer Aniston's in love with someone, again. Paul McCartney's son's dreams are coming true and dying all at once. Jon and Kate are still deplorable. And Courtney Hazlett calls out Melissa Rycroft. Hoorah! It's your Friday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I harvest gossip from the fields of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Ahead, a cornucopia of "news" about the Jolie-Pitt chaos, TonKat's crisis and Lindsay's wrists. [Jezebel] -
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Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting
Are Jennifer and Brad going to reconcile? Will Nancy Grace eat Jon Gosselin's face? Can Levi Johnston get in shape for Playgirl? And why do women find Jeremy Piven attractive? Welcome, inquisitive reader, to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. [Jezebel] -
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John Travolta's Sad, Revealing Testimony
John Travolta testifies about the day his son died. Carrie Prejean enjoys playing dress-up. Jude Law has another kid. And you'll never again have to endure Lily Allen's music. All that and much more in your Thursday morning gossip roundup... More » -
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"But Brad, I Haven't Adopted Anything in Months"
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Are Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves Feeling Minnesota Together?
Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are allegedly dating, Spencer Pratt wants to be the next Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson's gay lover speaks, Hayden Panettiere is dating the Pink Taco dude, Lindsay Lohan loses her phone and Penelope Cruz gets thicker. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. In the oppressive summer heat, Margaret and I searched the pages of In Touch, Us, Star, Life & Style and Ok! for delicious frosty treats of gossip, and were not disappointed. [Jezebel] -
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Robert Pattinson Doesn't Understand Why More Models Don't Want to Go Out With Him
Robert Pattinson whines about not getting more hot chicks, Brad Pitt is a joint-rolling artist, Kate Major says boning Jon Gosselin was "amazing," Mariah Carey disses the Grammys, Alicia Silverstone gets naked and David Cook is dating an older woman. More »
