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more about #briankilmeade more comments → jbk: Men, women, either way, Bill O'Reilly is asking someone on that show to rub a falafel on his tiny little 3-inch penis. more » unclevanya: Someday, all the blondes on Fox News will rise up against all the alpha pigmen, and asphyxiate them by stuffing their mouths with bras and panties soa... more » MrInBetween: As The Dooce begins to read the piece on Favre, Bri-Kil is wearing the same expression that takes over my face whenever I stumble on this idiocy in th... more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: the bigger question is why they keep putting this show on women. Of America. Like me. more » BxgrlJeri: I hope the cooties are earwigs that bore a hole in his skull and let the sap run out. more » onebadclam: Regardless of what side of the health care debate we support, we can all agree Gretchen completely misunderstood the statement she had just read on na... more » se7a7n7: Facts tend to have a Liberal slant to them. more » Perhaps Not: You know, Alex, I'd love to have your mind. Not your blood pressure, of course, but your mind, definitely. more » WhiteMan'sBourbon: The only thing I learned from the HBO John Adams was that the reason Ben Franklin is smiling in that famous Houdon bust is because he was elbow-deep i... more » momof3wildkids: While I would much prefer reasoned debate in these town hall meetings, I have to wonder how this is any different than the shout outs GWB had with var... more » forwardmotion: You get a Grammy/Emmy/Pulitzer for that title alone. more » HadwinKinza: In New Zealand we consider the Fox channel to be comedy. Basically no one in their right mind would actually believe or give credibility to what they ... more » wattwatt: "pompadoured earwigs"! "toucans"! "animate honeydews"! you'll be missed, sir. looking forward to your bitterly satirical, yet touching, first novel, e... more » SaraRueful: I love you and will miss you, Richard. Hopefully you (or LOLCait) will be around making beautiful snarky comments? And once you wield the power in TV ... more » homoviper: I'm pretty sure Maher does not identify as a Dem, does he? Not that Fox & Friends ever knows what they're saying. Will miss your posts, Richard. :-/ more » -
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Fox News Has Been Ruined By Cooties
Fox News' Alisyn Camerota screwed up a throw on Fox & Friends this morning, causing Steve Doocy and Brien Kilmeade to cross swords when Doocy read Kilmeade's copy. So Kilmeade asked, "Why do we have women on the show?" More » -
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In Which Fox & Friends Debates the Health Care Debate
Gretchen Carlson knows that not agreeing with "facts" is an American Right. Nancy Pelosi wants to destroy that right, by calling for reasoned, informed debate instead of red-faced shouting. What would Paul Giamatti do? More » -
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The Fox & Friends Gang Takes a Stand: I'm With Stupid
Oh goodness. I'd hoped for a good clip to end my Fox & Friends "coverage", and the video team has delivered. Today the pompadoured earwigs were discussing America-hating Bill Maher. Why doesn't he leave and go to France? More » -
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Brian Kilmeade Does Not Believe In Beer Immigration
Oh happy day! The whole Fox & Friends gang was back together again this morning. The wind-blown pumpkin patch was discussing the Gates/Race Police White House beer sit-down, and Brian Kilmeade said more weird isolationist stuff. More » -
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The Fox & Friends Gang Fall In Love with David Hasselhoff All Over Again
Oooo, Fox & Friends has a lil' crush! On Lt./Capt. Mitch Buchannon himself, David Hasselhoff. See the Hoff was on The View recently and said Barack Obama was boring! A doozy! Now Doocy, Bri-Bri, and Random Girl just love him. More » -
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Brian Kilmeade's 'Very Heterosexual' Hard-On for Bono Softens a Bit
Fox & Friends! Hunh. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. But still we press on with the deconstructing of it! Today: Brian Kilmeade, a cake left out in the rain, talks about his totes hetero crush on Bono. More » -
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Brian Kilmeade Sincerely Apologizes for Calling Human Mutts Impure
A couple weeks ago, Fox & Friends' disgruntled hedgehog Brian Kilmeade dumbly implied that inter-culture marriages aren't pure. And a lot of people got mad! So this morning, back from a relaxing vacay in Bermuda or something, he apologized. More » -
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Steve Doocy Never Thought He'd Say This, But He Really Wants Gretchen and Brian Back
It's a sticky summer Friday, so two thirds of the Fox & Friends triumverate has left the city to go loiter outside the Bush compound in Kennebunkport. Meaning Steve Doocy is all alone! And his sub cohosts are... disasters. More » -
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Gretchen Carlson: Figurin' It Our for Ya
Oh, Gretchywetchy. The Fox & Friends hostess earned some points yesterday, but now she's lost them all again. The bewigged legumes were discussing the $18 million Recovery.gov website today and Gretchen just didn't understand it. It's a double entendre, right?? More » -
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Brian Kilmeade Would Like Species and 'Ethnics' to Remain Pure
To stave off dementia! Yes, today the befuddled screech owls on Fox & Friends were discussing a study that states that those that stay married fend off Alzheimer's and dementia better than lonely divorcees. Brian Kilmeade took issue with this. More » -
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Fox & Friends Doesn't Want Bruno Giving Gay to People
Fox & Friends-apalooza continues. Today the billy goats were chewing their grass and talking about that Bruno movie and the high school controversy. Gretchen was actually cool about it, Doocy was a jerk, and Bri-Bri just thinks he smells bad. More » -
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Doocy to Vanessa Williams: 'How's That Botox Workin' Out for You?'
Oh what did the cutest lil' morning newscasters get up to today? Well, we have everyone being awkward with celebrated skincare spokeslady, Vanessa L. Williams. She Botoxes! More » -
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Fox & Friends Would Like to Discuss Bears With You
So it's been a weird day. Things changing everywhere! But at least some things are constant: the gurgling sea cucumbers at Fox & Friends will never get it. Today's confusion? The case of the cardboard bear. Everyone was perplexed. More » -
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Michael Who? Brian Kilmeade Wants Christian Rock, Right Now!
We know we've been laying it on a bit thick with the Fox & Friends gang of late, but, eh, what the fuck. OMG, today pseudo-Christy band Creed was on the show! And Kilmeade couldn't stop freaking out about it! More » -
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Fox & Friends Bunch Is Thinking Hard about This Iran Election Thing
The brain trust at Fox & Friends is often swatting at confusing things, trying in vain to figure them out, and today was no exception. The topic was that thing that's going on in Iran with the votes or whatever. More » -
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Daily Show Exposes Fox & Friends' Hypocrisy Over Its 'Bruno'/Eminem Outrage
Remember when "Bruno" fell bare-assed into Eminem's lap at the MTV Movie Awards? Well, the fine folks over at Fox & Friends were so offended by that tasteless skit that they went outside to play football with women in lingerie! More » -
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'Two fingers in, you get yourself some jelly, and just moisturize yourself!'
Fox & Friends anchor Brian Kilmeade says a man stuck on a ski lift with his ass hanging out should "get a Vaseline sponsorship," so he can "slide two fingers in." Plus: "Stimulus." More »
