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more about #brightideas more comments → Drunken Economist: I'm seeing a hatful of hotdog down the hallway. Seriously, this babe passes the Drunkio acid test: Is her writing style better than Sarah Lacey's? I... more » Shadowlayer: Not a hottie, but what the eff, if the bukkake invite is free... #kariferrell more » onehotmess: I cant with this chick...ughhhhh. #kariferrell more » Thatcornellguy: I mean NBC is desperate for programming and this is definitely too niche for Fox so...I think she has a shot with the (pea)cock. That was too easy. #... more » mladen: Kari as the Fugitive? OK, let's run with it, for A&E. Dog as Gerard. Or if he's too old to run around the world all season, how about Jesse Ventura... more » Beau Nerd: Gentlemen, start your beards. #kariferrell more » Wrapitup: I don't understand how grown adult men can hate on an attractive woman who wants to have a bukkake-sesh in every country. Seriously, who are we as a p... more » Products Will Save Me: Human garbage. #kariferrell more » BullfightsOnAcid: I'm representing California! #kariferrell more » Foster Kamer: Oh my god. She gave me a shout-out. more » themediatrix: Used to be everyone was a critic. Now everyone is a future reality show star. #kariferrell more » atlasspanked: Don't knock her....that pitch is better than most of the tripe on the FRC, and the Warren Jeffs angle is positively inspired! #kariferrell more » everfade: Let them scoff at how fat we as a country are getting. We'll see who gets the last laugh when the next ice age is upon us and we are protected by our ... more » mommy_dearest: At about the same time people started eating more at fast food chains (due to the calorie charts, according to researchers), the economy also tanked. ... more » Spirit Fingers: I don't know what we expect when people (Oprah) give away free fried chicken. Fried chicken is proven to be the fall of man. I bet if you introduced a... more » -
#hipstergrifter
The Hipster Grifter Has a Great Reality TV Show Pitch
It's a weekday, and that means the Hipster Grifter is back, with some more sexxxy jail correspondence! Besides her usual ho-hum tales of imaginary lesbian jail sex, Kari reveals her wacky idea for a reality TV show. Snag her now!
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#brightideas
How Can We Lose Some Weight?
We as Americans are not in the shape we once (1942) were. Is it possible to "lose" the accumulated weight of decades of Cap'n Crunch, Nestle Quik, and Quarter Pounders? America's willing to give it a shot. With crazy schemes. More » -
#brightideas
That's What She Said
Vanity Fair contributing editor and Graydon Carter pal Fran Lebowitz has some words of advice for a certain similarly named colleague. Annie Leibovitz, your ears are burning. More » -
#branding
Radio Shack Embraces Shantytown Image
Sometimes it really does make sense for a famous brand to change its name. It happened to Uncle Adolf's Old-Tyme KKKandy, and now it's happening to Radio Shack. Too bad the new name is even worse. More » -
#drugs
Branding Weed
With the inevitable recession-inspired legalization of marijuana in mind, Print magazine asked some design shops to propose packaging ideas for legal weed. And they agreed, because they love drugs! Click through for a good one, and a bad one. More » -
#requestforinformation
How Does One Survive a McKinsey Visit?
Floundering Conde Nast has hired McKinsey & Co. to help them "rethink" the way they do business, which usually involves layoffs. Not to worry, Conde Nasties! Our worldly readers will help you survive this trying time. More » -
#suresure
Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
Richard Gasquet is a professional tennis player who was suspended in May after testing positive for cocaine. But now he's been reinstated, thanks to one of the most thrilling Positive Drug Test Excuses of the 2009 season! More » -
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#brightideas
Let's Screw Up the Entire Internet to Save Newspapers
The hot new idea among people who think about "journalism," and the sanctity thereof: let's ban linking, on the internet! Let's also ban wheels, in order to save the horse industry. Let's also ban talking about things!
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#stimuli
Anna Wintour's Plan to End the Recession: Let Them Eat Canapés!
NYC's "Fashion's Night Out" stimulus plan: "[Stores] are being asked to stay open, as late as midnight, and to throw parties that will be open to the public." Will they also give out money? [NYT] -
#newspapers
Smaller, Failing Paper Rebranded as 'Super Successful Bigger Paper'
Brian Tierney, the boss of the recently bankrupt Philadelphia newspapers, vowed last week he would "never close" the Philly Daily News. But he never said he wouldn't desperately rebrand it to save a nickel! More »
