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more about #britainsgottalent more comments → son of spam: I always knew there was a market for a chick with Bob Goulet's voice and Tiny Tim's face. #susanboyle more » Novaload: Well, Sharon, I guess I'd rather look like one than, you know, be one. All the way from your crude mouth to your mushy mean brain and through to your ... more » Tart of Darkness: Yeah. Apparently the one thing that plastic surgeons can't implant is class. #susanboyle more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Shaaa-Ron! So I saw the headline and skimmed the post a bit, absorbing "Susan Boyle." Then I looked down at the video box and before I clicked on it... more » heywhat: When you've had everything cut, nipped, tucked, pulled, tightened, dyed, diced and sliced I don't think you should comment on the beauty of others. #s... more » Conchie Birdie: Uh, does Sharon remember what she looked like before she, and I'm pretty sure she's admitted this, became obsessed with plastic surgery? #susanboyle more » RonMwangaguhunga: If Melanie Griffith hasn't done it, quite frankly, it hasn't been done. In the event of a nuclear war, it will be up to Melanie, Keith and the roaches... more » karion: Wherefor art thou, CajunBoy? more » DahlELama: Oh Eddie Cibrian. If I saw you on the street, do you know what I would say to you? Well, probably, "Hey, aren't you that kid from John Tucker Must Di... more » blix: Note to Kim Kardashian: "Do not pull out the stake in Jonathan Cheban's chest. Ain't you ever seen a Dracula movie? Kthksbai". more » Rumpelstilskin: Martina's life is getting rather complicated...has she heard of pre-nups? Melanie Griffin is turning into a Tim Burton character. more » scroll_lock: You just know Martina cries out "GAME, SET, SNATCH!!" more » SpyMagician: Wonder what the Susan Boyle meeting was like, "Susan! You look great! Ever see Mrs. Doubtfire?" more » FormerEnglishMajor: The Edouard Stern thing is even worse. Lemigova had a child by him, who was killed at 5 months old by his nanny - who then disappeared. Lemigova belie... more » scroll_lock: That photo is giving Rumer Willis and Jay Leno serious chin envy. more » -
#meangirls
Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles a Hairy Orifice
She said "god bless her" afterwards, so it's OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right? More » -
#gossiproundup
Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
Melanie Griffith's drying out, an Amy Winehouse love letter sparks a lawsuit and Robin Williams may channel Susan Boyle. That — and more — in your Tuesday morning Gossip Roundup. Delicious! More » -
#videuhoh
Susan Boyle's Campaign to Win Next Year's Razzie
Eking out a 16th minute, housefrump-turned-household-name Susan Boyle sits with Today to voice soundbits with all the enthusiasm of a funeral director. Once more, with feeling, Suze! And Cowell, send her to Lee Strasberg, stat!
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#00dumbass
British Secret Agent Chief's Wife Outs Him As Speedo-Wearing Nazi Homie On Facebook
British secret agents are supposed to be exponentially smoother than their American counterparts. We get Ethan Hunt, they get James Bond. Except, not, because the chief of MI-6's wife had her Facebook profile set to public. Very public.
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#returnofthegangsta
Finally: Susan Boyle Sings At Wembley Arena
Susan Boyle - who's had to cancel performance after performance on the Britain's Got Talent tour due to "exhaustion" - finally managed to take the stage tonight at England's famed WembleyStadiumArena. How'd she fare? More » -
#watershedmoments
Simon Cowell Admits To Being Part Of The Susan Boyle Problem
Susan Boyle's lightspeed ascension to fame and inversely proportional emotional well-being has been utterly tragic. But: in what might be a watershed pop culture moment, Simon Cowell has admitted some culpability and taken responsibility in a newspaper editorial. More » -
#gossiproundup
The Wintour Of Our Discontent
The infamous Vogue editrix loses her party planner, House as a tranny-nun, Governator Ahnold's real-life action sequence, a sad Hollywood divorce, midgets, gays, nerdy Jews, scary Americans, more Gossip Girl action, and Gary Busey. Presenting your Saturday morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Megan Fox is Totally, Painfully Single
Megan Fox affirms that she's single and looking, Sienna Miller claims to have never been on a date or had a one-night stand, Susan Boyle is suffering from exhaustion, and Jon and Kate celebrate their anniversary apart. More » -
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#breaking
Susan Boyle lost Britain's Got Talent! To a dance troupe called "Diversity." Wow. [Via]
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#kidscrying
Video: Britian's Got Talent Cutie Hollie Steel Cries On Live TV, Gets It Together, Advances Round
Aw. Tear. Hollie Steel, the tiny ten year-old aspiring ballerina/singer, broke down last night on her Britain's Got Talent semi-final round. She then came back to kick ass everywhere. More » -
#theroad
Susan Boyle's Fame Arc in Five Easy Steps
The Susan Boyle fame narrative continues as expected. Reports came in last night that Scottish songbird, currently vying for the Britain's Got Talent crown, is crumbling under the pressure, causing her to lash out at fans. Like any good singer, she's following all the notes of insta-fame to a T.
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#video
Video: The Return Of Susan Boyle
Onetime Britain's Got Talent underdog turned operatic, tearjerking sensation Susan Boyle made her return to the stage tonight on the semi-final episode of the show. Did she come correct? More »
