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more about #britneyspears more comments → son of spam: What are young girls for if not to get in trouble? more » thatgirlinnewyork: before you think the pendulum is swinging back, remember that we have sarah palin and her colorful brood. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: I seemed to remember that as soon as Paris went on Larry King, post-jail, the thunderstorm blew over and the media backed off of her. I think the pub... more » Baroness: This headline really got my hopes up, breaking news I hadn't read perhaps. more » TedSez: Britney used to be a pretty good singer, until she ruined her voice and now uses vocal sweetening on recordings and lip-syncs in public. Taylor Swift... more » lobstr: This is the dawning of the Age of Airheadius.. more » AzureTexan: New to the screen this fall, and always right on time: Kristen Stewart in "The Life and Times of Emily Post." more » RollsRoyceRevenge: The Age of Paris Hilton is over. The Age of Anne Hathaway has begun. more » raincoaster: Some days the crazies are the only reason to sign in to Twitter. I'm Following this one guy who broadcasts reports on the strength of the Republican M... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: She's rich and skinny and pretty and can do whatever the hell she wants. more » BettyCrocker: Dress Your Socialites In Shoulderpads And Glitter more » SuperBien: Gosh, she's a really pretty girl . . . That would make a great Duran Duran album cover . . . more » daveyjonesisdead: Just the pictures, Lydia, just the pictures. more » BadUncle: J'adore that photo. I can't snark at gunpoint. more » BlinkyMcChuck: Oh, I don't know. Marc in a skirt is fun for me. more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked. [Jezebel] -
#thenicegirls
You'll Miss Paris Hilton Now That She's Gone
Seems only yesterday our culture was run by racism-ranting heiresses, rampaging redheads and self-mutilating pop stars. Suddenly, the whole culture is being run by bleacher-sitting T-shirt-wearing dorks who celebrate life-long commitment. This can't be good for democracy. More » -
#twitwits
Oh, Lydia, Engaging the Crazies on Twitter Will Only Make Them Crazier
Socialite, model, and cool movie star Lydia Hearst loves her some Twitter. While it's great to tell us that she's going to a Twilight screening tonight (OMG!), she should not use it to engage the right-wingnuts who attack her. More » -
#shutuppaps
Six Paparazzi Set-Ups We Never Want to See Again
OK, we get it—Sienna Miller walks her dog. Does that mean you have to take her picture doing it every god damn day? No! And this isn't the only snap we see ad infinitum. Make it stop!
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#annalsofbritney
Britney Scandal Down Under Reignites Debate Over Concert Faking
As a nation, we have clearly settled the question of whether it's okay for Britney Spears to fake a concert. Of course it is. But leave it to Australia to stick their mitts right back in that can of worms. More » -
#gossiproundup
Sienna Miller's Old Undies Are Showing
Sienna Miller is happy to wear other people's underwear, Michael Jackson liked to pee into cups in public and Rihanna says her life sucked so much after she got beaten up that she might as well have been Britney! More » -
#gossiproundup
Bronson Pinchot Thinks Tom Cruise Is Weird
Onetime TV star Bronson Pinchot has some not-so-nice things to say about Tom Cruise. Fate will bring Octomom and Jon Gosselin together. Salman Rushdie is still pining for Padma. Presenting your Tuesday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Lindsay Lohan "Still Learning" Time, Fashion
Lindsay Lohan tries to explain her adventures in fashion. Britney Spears receives a dubious award. Joe Francis has no backbone. And we feel bad for Leona Lewis. Yes, it's your Thursday morning gossip roundup. It's it's chock full of nuts! More » -
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#gossiproundup
Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
Being a movie star — or motherhood — makes Sarah Jessica Parker look sleepy. TLC learns its Gosselin lesson. Quentin Tarantino loves sequels. And Katy Perry teaches us the power of tit-pics. TGIF, you attractive devils! It's your gossip roundup! More » -
#opencaption
Mmmm, Tastes Like Cheetos
[To keep from getting orange smears on her white dress, Britney Spears snacks on a Michael Jackson CD at Target yesterday. Image via X17] -
#moneymatters
To increasingly impoverished Main Street, U.S.A., Britney Spears recently spent $3,000 on candy. Riot!
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#gday
Today a Musical War Is Waged for Gay America's Soul
September 29th is a day that will go down in ginfamy (that is gay infamy) as the day that Mariah Carey, Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and Britney Spears battled for supremacy in gay hearts and minds. Who will stand victorious? More » -
#gossiproundup
Madonna and Michael's Rivalry: Exhumed!
Michael Jackson saw rivalry in Madonna's eyes, Kelly Rutherford's husband won't be coming near her, and Jude Law's not the best father. All that and more in your Friday morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gossiproundup
Love Song of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to Shatter Brokenhearted Teenage Ear Drums
RobPatz and Frowny Face ain't going nowhere. Jude Law kept his dick to himself for a night. John Travolta would rather not do your movie publicity. VH1's toning it down. Britney Spears: casting villain. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#opencaption
"Now I'll Make This Boat Disappear!"
[Britney puts on an impromptu magic show while hanging out yesterday with her kids by the pool in Marina Del Ray. Image via Flynet] -
#gossiproundup
Demi Moore and Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas
Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson's corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More » -
#gossiproundup
Apocalyptic Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' Engagement: Causing Teens To Spontaneously Combust
Two teenage celebrities might be getting married, and therefore: doing it. Robert Pattinson's life is invaded by aliens. Paula wants back on Idol, and I want back in the womb. Madonna, Sinatra, Spears, Spacey. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More » -
#gossiproundup
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
Brad and Angelina enjoy pool sex, Lady Gaga is a confirmed hermaphrodite, Constantine Maroulis gets beat up over Paula Abdul at Ciprianis, Patrick Swayze is recovering nicely, Britney looks good in a white bikini and Paris and Douglas Reinhardt reunite. More » -
#gossiproundup
Kelly Bensimon Can't Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
Gerard Butler rejects Kelly Bensimon, Adam Lambert's fans throw sex toys at him, Ashley Olsen is surprised she didn't end up like Britney, Ryan O'Neal gave his 11-year-old son cocaine, Joan Rivers hates Jon Gosselin and Madonna plagiarizes a poet. More » -
#gossiproundup
Is Nicholas Cage the New Wesley Snipes?
IRS authorities are after Nick Cage, Clooney shows off his new lady-friend, Jude Law met the mother of his latest child on the street at 4am, Britney Spears has a new do and a Sopranos movie is in the works. More »
